AN: I will post weekly my prewritten ones. After that I will let you know when they will come slower. After thi one I have eight written. So about two months. In those two months if I don't post by Sunday, say, noon (Or close) You are allowed to complain and nag until I post. Alright? Enjoy!
They decided to prank Fullmetal. It gave them a wider range of options to choose from. The prank was going to be shaving cream in hand and tickle nose while he's sleeping. Fullmetal just crashed when he got back. He gave a report and passed out on the couch in Mustang's office. Despite all the yelling and insults they did care about each other so Roy let Ed sleep there for a while. Havoc walked in to give Roy some papers when he saw Ed laying there. He smiled evilly and ran out of the room. Mustang just shook his head and continued his paperwork. Havoc came back with Breda, shaving cream and a feather. The Colonel raised an eyebrow but pretended not to notice. He knew the kid would react rather violently, according to the bruised faces and ribs of his 2nd Lieutenants. It was rather amusing to watch two grown men being thrown around by a thirteen year old. They tip toed quietly to their prey. It really wasn't needed because the kid sleep like a rock in familiar/safe places. Havoc put some shaving cream into Ed's left hand, (they figure he's left handed now because of the automail). Breda then use the feather to tickle his nose. They were standing behind the couch leaning over waiting for a reaction. And boy what a reaction they got. Ed reached out with is right hand and grabbed the front of Havoc's uniform. Swung him up and over the couch and landed him on his back on the coffee table. Ed sat up and grabbed Breda's coat, he was then punched in the face with the shaving cream fill hand. Ed was sitting up blinking tiredly at Havoc and his left hand. He then proceeded to wipe the cream on Havoc's jacket and fall back on the couch after seeing that there wasn't any real danger. Hawkeye, who had walked in to give a report, and Mustang were both trying to stifle their laughs should they wake the young alchemist. He was very irritable and angry in the morning or if someone woke him up and he couldn't fall back asleep. Havoc lay on the ground on top of the broken coffee table, silently thanking any and all higher being that they waited until after their ribs healed completely. He groaned and got up and walked behind the couch and stood next to Breda staring at the sleeping boy.
"Why does he react like that?!" Havoc whispered yelled, throwing his hands up.
"It's just his instinct." Mustang shrugged.
"He's a kid! What kid has instincts telling them to punch things that quickly?" Breda asked.
"He joined the military not even a year ago. Plus I heard he had Izumi Curtis as a teacher." Roy said.
"Who?" Riza asked.
"The craziest person to ever live. Probably the most violent too. Now would you all kindly shut up." Ed said from the couch.
"This is my office, Fullmetal." Roy said.
The glare Ed sent them was enough to get them to scramble. No one wants to deal with a cranky Fullmetal.
AN: Okay so short, yes I know. Sorry. But that's why it is posted early. Well that and Lengendarily Quiet. (Sorry if I spelt it wrong. I don't have it in front of me at the moment.) The next one will be up on the 6th. If it's not let me know. I check my email daily. :)
REMEMBER: YOU CAN GIVE PRANK IDEAS! I have a few planned and more already written.
~Dawnmoon