Part 2
"Remy?" Timmy questioned. Remy looked at him.
"Turner?" He said. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm going to save you, dude." Remy wiped away a tear.
"You? Save me?"
"Yeah, I know. I had to ask myself the same question, but I'm going to do it. So dude, why are you in a box?"
"The guy that kidnapped me lives here." Timmy was puzzled.
"He lives here? In a box?" Remy nodded. "Why would anyone want to live in a box?"
"Because he doesn't have a house." Timmy was shocked by this.
"What? Why?"
"Can't afford it."
"Can't afford it? Why, is he poor?" Remy nodded. He and the fairies gasped.
"Aw!" Wanda piped up sadly. "He's homeless. Poor guy."
"That's why he kidnapped me." Remy continued. "He left my parents a ransom note saying…"
"We know." Timmy interrupted. "We saw it on the news."
"And because of it, 'Where are my Underwear?' had to be interrupted." Cosmo spoke. "So thanks, thanks for that!" Wanda narrowed her eyes at her husband.
"Cosmo, shush!" She scolded.
"Yeah, Dad!" Poof added. "Nobody cares, okay?"
"I care!" Cosmo told them.
"Me too!" Sparky agreed. "I wonder if he'll ever get his underwear back."
"Remy," Juandissismo said. "I was so worried about you. Are you alright?"
"I'll feel much better if I hadn't been kidnapped." Remy put in. He then sighed. "But, I bet it's better that way." Timmy was confused.
"What do you mean?"
"My parents hate me."
"No they don't."
"Yes, they do. They like money more then me. That's why I have Jaundissimo."
"No, they don't. Your father told me so." Remy looked shocked.
"Really?"
"Yeah. What kind of parents picks money over their own child? Your parents love you Remy that's why they want you home."
"I guess."
"Then, let's go! Come on; let's get you out of this place." Remy nodded and stood up. He then was confused.
"Why didn't you guys just poof me home when you realized I was gone?" Timmy did a face palm.
"Darn it!" He cursed. "Why do I always seem to forget that?"
"Because you're poor so you can't afford to think of that." Timmy glared at Remy.
"I can go home right now Remy, me and my fairies, and leave you with your kidnapper." Remy held up his hands in defense.
"No, no; I'll behave. I'll try not to say anything mean to you until after this is all over with."
"Good."
"Oh, and by the way, I wasn't crying. I was just sweating though my eyes."
"Dude, it's okay. You were kidnapped which is a scary saturation to be in. It's okay to cry."
"Yeah, but I still wasn't crying."
Wanda then sensed that someone was coming.
"Someone's coming!" She warned. "Hide!" The others nodded and ran from the box to hide. Timmy noticed Sparky eating from the dumpster.
"Sparky!" Timmy shouted in a whisper at him. "What are you doing?" Sparky looked at the boy and showed him the pepperoni pizza slice that he was eating.
"I'm eating this pizza!" He announced. "You guys should come and check this out. There's tons of good stuff to eat in here!"
"Well, hide; someone's coming." Sparky turned and saw someone coming; it was Radley!
"Never fear, Timmy." The fairy dog reassured Timmy. "I'll hide in here!" And with that, Sparky lowered himself in the dumpster so he wouldn't be seen.
"I stole our skiing masks, kid." Radley announced, showing Remy ski masks, one being bigger then the other one. "One for me and one for you." He then pulled out a gun. "I also stole a gun. Now we're ready for the bank robbery tomorrow. Now come on, I'm hungry. Let's go to the soup kitchen." Remy nodded and walked towards him. Radley put the gun and the masks away in his pockets.
"Huh?" Timmy questioned, confused. "What's a soup kitchen?"
"It's a place where homeless people can eat free food." Wanda explained.
"Like in this dumpster!" Sparky added. "There's a lot of free food in here! I don't know why you guys aren't joining me; the food here is delicious!"
"What I don't get is why that guy is going to rob a bank." Timmy put in. "When he wrote Remy's parents to give him all of their money or he'll do something to Remy."
"I don't really know ether." Wanda told him. "But they are."
"I think we better go after Remy." Timmy said. He looked at his fairies. "Maybe we can get him alone and then we can poof home." They nodded and went after him and Juandissimo
Cosmo looked at Wanda.
"You know what I don't get?" He asked. "Why would you bring ski masks when you're robbing a bank? Why not skiing or in the cold? Bank robberies happen inside, so why do burglars wear them when they're robbing banks?" Wanda sighed.
"Whoa!" Timmy said astonished when they all were on a rolling green hill. Down below was the 'Soup Kitchen for the Poor' building. They only went around the corner of the alleyway. "We're here already?"
"Well, do you want to travel far for your food?" Poof asked.
"No." Timmy agreed. "I guess not. Come on guys, let's go in." He looked at the fairies. "You guys better pose as my parents, my friend, and brother again." His godparents, Juandissimo, and god brother nodded and poofed into humans again. Timmy looked at Sparky. "You stay here, Sparky." Sparky was disappointed.
"Aw, Timmy." He said. He looked happy next. "Can I at least…?" Timmy shook his head.
"No; this is a poor place. I doubt there will be any gold colored toilets in here."
"I know, but a toilet is still a toilet." He wagged his tail. "So can I go, Timmy, can I?" Timmy shook his head again.
"Sorry. Stay out here and that's final."
"Aw, but Timmy." He put on his doggy face. "Please?"
"No, you can't go in and that's final." Sparky looked sad. He put his head on his paws. "Fine." Juandissimo went to comfort the sad dog,
"Awww, poor doggie." He soothed. "Don't worry; we're be back when we get Remy and maybe if you're really lucky, we're come out with a little something for you."
"Really?" Sparky questioned. Juandissimo shrugged.
"Maybe."
"Okay; you go and get him!" Juandissimo smiled.
"That's a good perro." Sparky looked confused.
"Huh? What did you call me?" But Timmy, his fairies, and Juandissimo had already left. "Aw well, at least I get some food." And with that, he waited.
"MUFFINS!" Cosmo shouted when he saw a plateful of muffins on a table.
"COSMO!" Wanda shouted at him. She looked at Timmy, Juandissimo, and Poof. "You go find Remy; I'll get Cosmo. I'll come over once I got him." She went off. Timmy, Juandissimo, and Poof went over to a bench where Remy and Radley were sitting eating their bread with other people.
"Remy." Timmy spoke to him, whispering so Radley wouldn't hear. Remy looked at him and was confused.
"Turner?" He asked. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm going to bust you out of here by poofing us home. Can we be alone, so nobody sees us when we poof home?" Remy nodded. He turned to Radley when Radley turned around and noticed Timmy, Poof, and Jaundissimo.
"Oh, are these your friends, kid?" He asked.
"Well," Remy said. "Turner isn't exactly my…"
"Good thing friendship doesn't cost any money." Remy nodded in agreement. Radley noticed Timmy's detective outfit.
"Oh, are you planning to solve a mystery, kid?" He asked him. Timmy arched his eyebrows up and down.
"Oh, I know who did it."
"That's good." Remy then changed the subject.
"Mind if I use the bathroom?" He asked.
"Sure kid," Radley told him. "Don't dawdle through. You need your strength for assisting me in that bank robbery tomorrow."
"Okay." Remy said, getting out of his seat. To Timmy, he said: "Come on." Timmy nodded and the boys went to 'the bathroom.'
"Come on Mom and Dad." Timmy told them as they passed. Cosmo, who was eating a blueberry muffin, looked all around. He was confused.
"I don't see Timmy's parents." He said. He looked at his wife. "Do you, Wanda?"
"It's us!" She told him. "We're pretending to be Timmy's parents so he can be in here without people being suspicious.
"Oh yeah, that's right!" He finished the muffin, which was the last one. He then saw a man carrying in more muffins to the table. "Yay, more muffins! I'm going to get another muffin." He went to get another muffin.
"Cosmo, no!" Wanda sighed. "Not again." She, again, went after her husband.
Timmy, Remy, Poof, and Juandissimo went into a corner, looking to see if anybody was there; nobody was in sight. Timmy looked all around for Cosmo and Wanda.
"Where's your fairies, Turner?" Remy wanted to know.
"I don't know." Timmy admitted.
"Well, we have to poof home."
"Not without Cosmo and Wanda. I'm sure they'll be here soon."
Ten minutes passed and there was still no sign of Cosmo and Wanda.
"Okay," Timmy said to Remy with a nervous smile and laugh. "Ten minutes have gone by, but don't worry, I'm positive that they'll be here…" Remy looked at Juandissimo
"Jaundissimo," He started. "I wish…"
"No!" Timmy shouted. "We have to wait for Cosmo and Wanda!"
"When?" Remy questioned. "When will they be here, Turner? I don't see them and if we wait any longer, Radley might come and get me. When will your godparents come?" Timmy gulped; he didn't know the answer. "I thought so."
"I'll stay behind and wait for my parents." Poof offered. "You guys poof home and we'll come as soon as possible." Timmy smiled.
"Gee, thanks Poof." He said to his god brother. "Remember, Sparky is outside."
"Oh yeah, I forgot we left him out there."
Remy was about to wish them back to the mansion when a voice rang out.
"There you are!" The voice boomed. They all looked and gasped. Poof and Juandissimo ran and hid behind a wall. They looked out. Radley stomped towards Timmy and Remy. He looked at Remy. "Who goes to the bathroom for over ten minutes?" Remy was about to respond when Radley spoke again. "Never mind about that." He looked at Timmy. "Where are your parents, kid?"
"I don't know." Timmy said to him. Radley gave him a mischievous smile.
"Perfect!" He grabbed tightly on Timmy's hand. Timmy screamed, trying to get free.
"Hey! What are you doing?! You're hurting me!"
"Sorry kid, but you're coming with us. The more the merrier." He was led towards the way out. Remy followed. "And I would order you to take off that stupid disguise, and I bet you don't have money either since you and your family and friends are here." Timmy laughed nervously.
"Right."
"What about the rest of dinner?" Remy questioned. Radley looked at him.
"You should have thought of that before you went off to spend over ten minutes in the bathroom" Radley said to him.
"But I was looking for them."
"Excuses, excuses! It's too late. We're going, kid."
"NOOOOOOO!" Timmy screamed as he, Radley, and Remy went off.
Poof and Juandissimo went out to where the two human kids once were.
"We got to tell Mom and Dad." Poof said. Juandissimo nodded in agreement. The fairies then flew to where Cosmo and Wanda were.
Poof's parents were still in front of the table with the muffins on it. Angry people yelled as Cosmo laid on the ground, his belly round as a ball. Both of them gasped. Juandissimo recoiled in disgust.
"That can't be good." He observed. Poof looked at his dad, then at the empty table, then at his dad again.
"Dad, did you eat every single muffin?" Poof asked. Cosmo burped.
"Yep!" He answered. "And they were all tasty! Sorry, I didn't save you one."
"That's okay." Cosmo burped again.
"It makes a father proud to know that his son is so forgiving."
"I tried to stop him." Wanda told Poof. "But your father couldn't stop. He just kept eating and eating and as you can see, people are mad."
"Changing the subject here," Poof said to his mom. Wanda looked at him.
"Where's Timmy, Poof?"
"That guy, Radley, took him and Remy. He's going to make Timmy rob the bank with him."
"Not if we can help it. Now, come on, we must find them and return Remy home. But first, we have to get your dad out of here." They looked at the angry people shouting at Cosmo.
"I have an idea!" Juandissimo said. He went behind a wall and then came back, pushing a wheelbarrow. "Hurry, put Cosmo in here." Poof and Wanda nodded, lifted Cosmo, and put him in the wheelbarrow.
"Am I going to go on a ride?" Cosmo questioned. Juandissimo ignored him.
"Now, let's get out of here." With that, he pushed Cosmo to the exit. Poof and
Wanda followed.
"Wheeeeeee!"
"Where'd that wheelbarrow come from?" A man wanted to know.
"Who cares!" A woman told him. "They're getting away; after them!" The angry people ran after them.
"Sparky!" Wanda called to the fairy dog as they met him outside.
"I didn't go in." Sparky said. "The smells tempted me, but I stayed put just like Timmy said. Speaking of Timmy, I saw that Radley guy take him and that rich kid away." He then noticed Cosmo. "Whoa, dude; what made you so round?"
"Cosmo ate every last muffin they had." Wanda explained.
"Come on!" Juandissimo urged. "We can talk about Cosmo's roundness later; we need to save Timmy and Remy!"
"But where are we going to go?" Cosmo asked.
"They probably went back to the box." Wanda suggested.
"There they are!" A sudden voice yelled. They all jumped and yelled; it was someone from the angry mob! "Come on!" The mob ran to them. The fairies ran off.
"They're not here." Wanda said when they were back in the ally way with the empty box and the dumpster.
"But if they're not here," Jaundissmo said. "Then where are they?"
They turned and gasped when they saw Radley. They all looked in his hands. He was carrying the gun and the ski masks.
Wanda looked back at Radley, determined.
"Where's our son?" Radley didn't answer. "Where's our son?"
"Oh, don't worry. Your son is fine with me. He'll make a fine assistant in a bank robbery. No one will ever suspect a kid." He held up his gun at them. Frightened, the fairies held up their hands.
"What are you going to do to us?" Radley took out pieces of rope from his pocket.
"Making sure the police won't find out about my plan."
"Oh yeah? And what are you going to tie us to? There's no chairs."
"True, there're no chairs. But, I have another way." Wanda gulped. They then tried to get away from the man, but he grabbed them all. Sparky barked and barked madly.
"Be quiet you stupid dog!" But Sparky didn't stop. He kept on barking. Radley scowled and grabbed the dog by his collar. "I just had enough out of you!" He picked him up, and with all of his might, threw him on the ground. The fairies gasped. Sparky whimpered. "And stay down! I'll be with you soon." He gathered all of the escaped fairies and threw them into the dumpster. They all fainted, dropping their wands and rattle on the ground. Sparky gasped. He growled and tried to get up, but couldn't. Radley had broken his leg!
When Wanda opened her eyes, she discovered that Radley had tied her, Poof, Juandissimo, and Cosmo to the dumpster. She noticed their wands and Poof's rattle. She glared at Radley. Sparky was tied up to the dumpster next to them.
"You'll never get away with this!" She shouted. "Never!" Radley looked at her with a smirk.
"Seems like you're all too tied up at the moment to stop me!" He laughed at his joke. He got up and went off. The fairies tried to get out of the ropes to no avail.
"What are we going to do?" Sparky wanted to know. Wanda looked at him, hatching an idea.
"Sparky!" She said. "We may be without our wands and rattle, but you have your wand attached to your tail! We can still get out of this!" Sparky looked at his tail and wagged it.
"You're right!" He agreed. "My wand is attached to my tail!"
"Then poof out of there, poof your leg better, untie us, and together, we'll go to the police!"
"Aye, aye, Wanda!" With that, the dog poofed himself free and healed his leg.
"Okay, now come and untie us."
"Right!" The dog was about to help the disguised fairies get out of their ropes when a cat ran in. Sparky looked at the cat.
"Don't do it, Sparky!" Poof told the dog. "Fight the urge." Sparky looked at him.
"You're right; I got to stay focus and remember the task at paw here." He was about to bite down on the rope, when the cat meowed. He looked at the cat again.
"Fight it, amigo!" Juandissimo said. "Remember what's more important now." Sparky looked at him.
"Right." The cat then ran out of the alleyway. Sparky couldn't take it anymore. "Sorry; dog instincts. You understand, right?" Without an answer, Sparky barked and ran after the cat.
"SPARKY!" Wanda hollered. She sighed. Poof looked at his mom.
"What are we going to do now, mom?" He wanted to know.
"I don't know, honey." Wanda answered. "I just don't know."
Timmy, Remy, and Radley stood in front of the Dimmsdale National Bank. They all had their masks on and Radley had the gun.
"This is it, kids." He told the two youngsters. "Get ready." Timmy looked at the bank again and gulped. He never robbed a bank before, nor did he want to, yet here he was, about to commit the first true crime without magic, in his entire life.