Title: How to Top from Bottom: DelicPsyche Dreams

Rating: M

Pairing: Delic x Psyche
Prompt from the Drrr Kink Meme: Psyche telling Delic that Psyche tops because Psyche's name comes first in "Psychedelic Dreams" Delic proceeds to prove to him how wrong he is.

Disclaimer: I own none of these characters!

THIS STORY CONTAINS MALExMALE RELATIONSHIPS. You have been warned.

Quick author's note:

Psyche and Delic are characters based on pixiv(dot)net, a Japanese art community like deviant art. Psyche is Izaya in white and pink fur coat outfit from the cover of "Psychedelic Dreams OST1" and Delic is Shizuo in white and pink suit from the cover of "Psychedelic Dreams OST2." Psyche's general personality is opposite of Izaya, cute and innocent, while Delic's personality is still being created by the fandom (mostly right now, he's a playboy type)

Thank you and enjoy

STOP!

BACTRACK TIME!

Track 00: Being Tall Doesn't Mean You're Uke! I mean…

With the Durarara! DVD 9 on sale, the second OST, 'Psychedelic Dreams' came out, causing a ruckus and chaos to the fandom.

The commotion started with…

"Hold it right there Delic!" Psyche said as he roughly grabbed Delic, the noob to the fujoshi world, yet untainted by the fandom. Yet.

"There's something you and I must tackle before you enter the Durarara! kink meme!" Psyche glared up.

"First thing's first. I'm the senpai! Also the name is PSYCHEdelic Dreams, so I top!" Psyche puffed up his chest like a peacock with inflated ego.

Delic quietly observed his 'senpai' with a quiet countenance as he puffed his pink musical notes into the air. A slow smirk spread on his lips.

"I thought there were plenty of kouhai topping senpai in the fandom." Delic emphasized the word 'senpai,' with a Cheshire cat's grin.

"!" Psyche bit his lower lips and spluttered. "So… so what?"

"And I thought the real rule of seme-uke is the height." Delic took a step forward as Psyche reflexively took a step back.

"So, so what if you're taller! Doesn't mean you get to be the seme in this relationship!" Psyche scrunched up his lips.

"Right. Senpai." Delic teased as more pink musical note clouds joined the air.

Angry, Psyche grabbed Delic's pants and yanked it down to embarrass him further. Delic stared half surprised and half amused.

"Oh yeah? I bet you have a small…" Psyche's grin melted away as it was replaced with chagrin.

"J-just because you have a bigger cock doesn't make you a seme either!" Psyche practically cried as tears welled up, trying his very best to keep his 'seme status'.

Delic observed his senpai just a few more seconds, as he pondered briefly what he should do with this situation at hand. Then he smiled sweetly at him.

"Of course, senpai. I agree with you there."

"Y…you do?" Psyche looked confused for a second but a slow smiled formed his lips.

"Yes, I do senpai. It's about how you use it, not the size, am I right?" Delic leaned forward and his smile broadened.

Psyche decided that he felt an aura of danger emanating from his tall blond kouhai. But he nodded quietly.

"Th-that's right! It's about how you use it!"

"Then… let me show you, how I use mine, senpai." Delic smiled innocently as he yanked his black tie loose.

Author's Note:

963Q-karin: Yes. there was a long voting system. Some of the names they suggest were Delio which is Delic + Shizuo. lol. It was nuts on twitter too, I saw some japanese pixiv artists still talking to each other until 3am in the morning. LOL...