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Kæru Dagbók,
I caught Thor hanging out with Sif behind Hlidskjalf. It was after lunch. Fandral, Volstagg and Hogun went off somewhere, giggling by themselves, and I am quite sure they are up to no good again. Mother gave me extra dessert today because she said I had been good the whole week. I had to keep my face straight because I didn't want her to know I had sneaked into Gladsheim again.
I heard Thor talking to Sif about me. I know because she was laughing so hard her face was red. She only laughs that hard at jokes about me. I was sitting in the shadows and they couldn't see me. Thor likes Sif a lot. He told me last night when he sneaked into my room after Mother tucked us in. Since you are my secret Dagbók, I'm going to tell you something I didn't dare tell Thor then. I kind of like Sif too.
There, I said it. I think Sif is really pretty. Her golden hair is so long and frames her slender face nicely. I think Thor is very lucky, because I am sure Sif likes him too. Thor is so strong and brave and smart. Who wouldn't like him?
So I was listening to Thor's stories about me, and I admit some were really funny. I couldn't help but laugh. Sif heard me, and she found me hiding behind the pillar and she was so mad. Thor looked a little surprised to see me, but he wasn't angry. Sif pulled me by my collar and she shook me and told me to leave them alone. I hate to say it but she's actually much stronger and taller than me. One of the guards found us (because Sif was making such a racket) and he called Father. Father thought I had done something wrong again an dragged me back to the palace by the arm. It was embarrassing.
I didn't get any dessert for dinner and Father didn't let me join them for supper. Thor sneaked me a pastry though.
I am so angry with Sif now. She's a girl and she shouldn't be stronger than me! Maybe I'll make Thor teach me how to spar tomorrow.
Vinur þinn,
Loki Odinson