Glee continues to be owned by Ryan Murphy. Much as I disagree with how quickly he ended the Puck-Rachel romance, I usually think he's a genius.

Mark Salling makes me drool. For real. I think I wouldn't be able to look at him in real life because his eyes are so intense.

I REALLY appreciate the reviews. This one has almost as many as my last one after only one chapter. Please go back and read "Size Does Matter" and review that for me!

Puck let Rachel sleep that night because, well, he was tired. And, he knew, the week was going to be rife with opportunities. He and Finn fell asleep quickly, but when Santana climbed into bed with Finn about 6:00, Puck got out of there. He was all for his bro getting some action, but he did not want to be in the same room. It was different on the car ride down, mostly because it was him getting the action.

He went down to the kitchen quietly. This place was super huge and NICE! He looked around for something to eat and made coffee. Someone had brought donuts so he ate one of them. He'd prefer a real breakfast, but he'd have to wait until they went grocery shopping. If they followed Mr. Schue's itinerary, that would be about 10:30 this morning. He turned the TV on quietly, but he was pretty restless. He looked at his cell phone. He'd been down here 10 minutes. Chances were Finn was done, but Santana might not be so he didn't want to go back up there. He was tired, so he lied down on the couch and fell back asleep.

A few hours later Mr. Schue was in the kitchen banging around. Seriously the guy was like taking INVENTORY of what was in the kitchen.

"Mr. Schue, keep it down!" he hollered.

"Sorry, Puck. But I do want to tell you how proud of you I am. I have to admit I was a little worried about you on the same floor as the girls, and I thought you'd be sneaking into Rachel's room. I admire that you respect her enough to keep your relationship about more than just the physical aspects."

Puck looked at him. "You didn't get laid last night either, huh."

Mr. Schue paused and ignored it. "Why are you sleeping down here, Puck?"

Cause Santana's a freaking screamer, and the last thing he wanted to hear her scream about was Finn's freakin' just cock.

"Finn's snoring. I woke up early and didn't want to wake anybody else up yet. I think I'm going to go for a run."

"Do you think that's safe? I'd really like you to stay with someone at all times."

"Well, I guess I could wait for Rachel. Do we all have to go grocery shopping? Couldn't I just give you money or something?"

"Yeah, that would work out. You two can go for a run, while the rest of us go shopping."

And that was how Puck was going to get laid this morning. His plan was going well. Very well.

Then everybody got up they showered and got going right away. The place had a master bathroom off Finn and Puck's room, another bathroom down the hall, a master bathroom off Ms. Pillsbury's (Emma's) room, and another one down the hall, plus a bathroom on the main floor as well. Mr. Schue had given up a bathroom when they switched rooms around, so he had to share with the guys. Mr. Schue was complaining that they were behind schedule, and handed out lists.

"Aren't you coming?" Mike asked Puck.

"No, Mr. Schue didn't want me running by myself, so he said Rachel and I could go now."

Mike looked at him. He knew Rachel didn't run. She was crazy for the elliptical and worked out with all kinds of dance moves, but Rachel did not run. Once again, Mike mouthed the words "Mother Fucker" to him. Puck smirked back. Not his fault that his bros didn't know how to make a plan.

Rachel was in a cute little workout outfit like she thought they were actually going to exercise.

He pulled her in his arms to kiss her.

"Babe, my dick's complaining to me that it hasn't been buried inside you in 9 days! It's like in hell. I need you, baby!" 9 days, was that shit right? They had to get less busy so they could get busy more!

"Noah, that's completely not true. Your dick was in my mouth just yesterday."

Instantly hard he rubbed her up and down his body.

"And hot as that was, I need more. Let's go up to my room."

His room already smelled like sex anyway, so they might as well go there. He took her up to the bed where he carefully took her clothes off and kissed her body up and down. He didn't know how many other times they'd have to take it slow like this this week, and he wanted to appreciate her, every last inch.

He kissed her breasts and ran his hot breath over her nipples. He slowed to twist them a little with his fingers, and waited for her to arch into his hands. Then he ran his hands over her hips and flat stomach. Her stomach was always hot, but because she was pretanning for the trip, the brown belly was even hotter than normal.

"I see you've been tanning naked," he growled at her.

She flushed red. How cute was that? This girl did all these insane sex activities with him like blow him down the highway, but she still turned red when he talked about her body. 'S fucking hot as hell.

He lowered his mouth to her so he could use his tongue to get her off. She hadn't had the opportunity for oral yesterday, so he owed her. Plus, she hadn't been able to get it on Sunday for girly reasons, so he really owed her.

She was soon whimpering and crying out, so he helped her along by inserting a thumb and pushing it into the rough patch at the back of her clit. He continued to flick his tongue out to catch the front side. Then he heard her shout out his name. He let her come down for that and then pushed his thumb in deeper. When she started riding his hand, he pulled it out and gave her what she really wanted. He reached for a condom, but she stopped him and told him she'd been on the pill long enough to be "safe". This would be his first time ever without a condom. Ever. Damn she was still a snug fit. He always tried to be gentle because she was so tiny but she usually begged for more.

"Harder. Harder." She urged him on.

"Wait, Rach, we've got time."

"Puck, fuck me harder!"

If she was calling him Puck, the girl had needs. He was not about to deny his girl so he pumped in harder and pulled her legs up on his shoulders. That intensified things for both of them, and he found himself breathing harder and trying to slow down a little.

She pulled him in and demanded more. She was gripping him so tight, and he couldn't hold out much more so he used his thumb to press on her clit and sent her over just before he did.

"Oh, baby, that was amazing. No condom feels so different. I could feel everything!"

"Noah, that was wonderful. You are the best."

He smirked at her words.

"You called me Puck. Are you going back to Noah now?"

"I did not call you Puck," she denied.

He smirked. "Whatever. You ready to shower again and head out to the beach? If we go first, we'll get the best chairs and shit."

She lit up at that and ran down the hall to her shower. He showered in the bathroom off his room and waited for her downstairs.

When she came downstairs in a cheetah print THONG bikini, he let his mouth drop open.

"Babe, you can't wear that here."

"What do you mean I can't wear that here, Noah?"

"Your ass is hanging out of that suit and the rest of the guys will want to tap that. I didn't know you were going to wear a suit like that."

"Noah, you saw me in this suit all last summer when you were cleaning my pool. You never said anything then."

Mostly because he couldn't talk when she was wearing that suit, especially when she was on her stomach and her tight ass cheeks were facing out at him.

" 'Cuz you weren't my girl then. You were dating Fucking Finn which I don't like to talk about. And it was in your backyard, not in front of everybody. You never wore that to any of the parties."

He might have her. She faltered a little.

"The other girls all brought suits like this."

File that in the bank. He could definitely look. He was not fucking dead. She was hesitating though, so he played dirty.

"Rach, it's fine with me if you want to wear it. I mean you're hot. But I just thought you were more modest than that. I mean Mr. Schue is going to be seeing your ass cheeks, and he's a teacher. That might be uncomfortable for you later."

Seal the deal. Her eyes had widened thinking about her teacher seeing her butt.

She went upstairs and changed into a ridiculously tiny bikini, but her ass was covered. Just for practice, he took her top off and mentally timed himself. 17 seconds. Damn he was good. He bet he could get it down to 12 by the end of the trip.