The Rotten Adventures of Fred and George

by PatrioticSwellow

Read to you by the original PatrioticSwellow. Fred and George have an adventure over the course of several years at Hogwarts. Contains terrors beyond your wildest dreams. All because of Peeves.

2. Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2
SECOND YEAR AT HOGWARTS

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher was someone that the twins could really pick on. He was stupid. People told the twins that professor Quirrel was driven to near-insanity when he encountered a very evil vampire in a foreign country. One december day, Fred and George bewitched a few snowballs to attack the professor wherever he went. They talked about him when he wasn't (and was) listening. Quirrel deserved the Weasley's treatment. He had lord Voldemort living on the back of his head.

Hey guys. This was just a filler chapter. Don't read it if you want to avoid the cotton candy (that tastes like nothing) in the fic.

-PatrioticSwellow

P.S. READ "The Truth Revealed". You won't regret it (Unless you aren't a Pokemon fan. But hey, those who don't like Pokemon are the people who have never played it.). Wow, I just made the A/N longer than the chapter! Oh well. Peeves is coming up soon. He shares the same personality as Harpy. If you don't know who Harpy is, then disregard this comment.