Hidan saw Tobi hauling Deidara out of the kitchen and quickly rushed over. The blonde looked completely out of it and white as a sheet to boot.

They went into the blonde's room and put him on the bed, "What the fuck happened?" "Tobi went to go check on him when he saw that Orochimaru guy in there." Hidan clenched his fists and growled, "What did he do to him?"

"Tobi not sure. He saw him put something in his pocket and catching Dei before he fell, stating that he had too much to drink."

Hidan snapped, "He only had three martini's! The fucker probably was trying to hypnotize him!" "That's what Tobi thinks too, but why?" Hidan shrugged and gently shook the blonde who was presently fluttering his eyes in uncertainty.

"W..Wha…happened un?" Hidan knelt in front of him, "You don't remember?" He groaned and rubbed his head, "I was in the kitchen when Orochimaru came in and wouldn't let me leave when I saw this coin and…nothing un."

Tobi patted him on the leg, "It's ok Deidara, Tobi got there in time." The blonde scowled at him, "In time for what? I can take care of myself un." Tobi frowned and murmured, "Yeah."

Hidan glanced at him with a curious look before turning to the blonde, "Anyway, what you say we make everybody fucking go home so we can watch a movie." Deidara smirked, "That sounds good un."

Hidan left with Deidara right behind him but Tobi pulled him back, "What un?" "Don't go near that guy again." The artisan frowned and yanked his arm back, "What, you think I like the guy or something un?"

Tobi shook his head, "No, Tobi just wants you to be safe." Deidara rolled his eyes, "Yeah right and I said I could take care of myself un. I don't need your protection un." "From where Tobi is standing, he saved you from being taken advantage of!"

Deidara glared, "That wasn't going to happen so stop making shit up un." "Tobi's NOT lying and how do you know? You were under a trance and that guy was all over you so don't go near him again, he's dangerous!"

The blonde said nothing and stomped off leaving Tobi all alone and upset, "Why don't you believe Tobi?"


*Safe to say it was an awkward evening and Hidan was uneasy. After everyone had gone, his dear friend went to Sasori, hanging all over him and taking in the red head's every word, discussing the past events no doubt.

Kakuzu had already left since he had to go to work in the morning and left Hidan to hang out longer. He found Tobi sulking in the kitchen and sat across from him, "What's wrong Tobi?" "Nothing." "Don't tell me fucking nothing! It's about Deidara right?"

The boy sniffed and looked at him with sad eyes, "Tobi just worried about him and he doesn't believe Tobi." He bit his lower lip, "If Tobi was Sasori he would." Hidan nodded and sighed, "I knew it." "What?"

"You love him." Tobi looked away and that confirmed it. "I had a fucking feeling you did and personally I think you two are suited to one another but Sasori is a major fucking problem. Deidara likes him since they're so much alike but he's fucking wrong."

Tobi knitted his eyebrows, "How so?" "The red head is a total bastard to put it bluntly. I try to tell Deidara that but he won't fucking listen. Sasori may have certain things in common with him but he'll fucking use him if he gets too close."

Tobi gasped, "What?" Hidan frowned, "This is all hear say from Itachi but he wouldn't lie to me about this." "How does he know?"

"Apparently Sasori tried to get in his fucking pants way back and almost did until he met Kisame." Tobi shook his head, "How does that show he fools around?" "Because the next day he fucked someone else; that shows he didn't fucking give a damn in the first place."

Tobi frowned. Tobi can't let that happen to his Deidara. It'll break his heart.


*When it was time to leave Tobi tried to sound cheerful, "Bye Deidara, Tobi will bring more drinks tomorrow." Deidara smiled softly, "Alright, see you then un." "K!"

As Tobi walked down the street with Hidan he smiled to himself, happy that the blonde wasn't mad at him. Now all Tobi has to do is get Sasori away from his blonde.

*The next morning Deidara went into the living room to clean up. "Figures I'd be the one stuck to clean the damn mess un." He grabbed a trash bag, picking up empty cans and other trash when there was a knock on the door.

He looked at the clock. "It's eight o'clock, who'd be here this early un?" He answered the door, thinking it was Tobi since he was the only person he would be expecting; he was dead wrong when he saw Orochimaru at his door.

He gulped, not letting him in muttering, "What do you want un?" "I apologize for coming over so early but I'm missing a key ring. You haven't seen it have you?" Deidara fidgeted nervously behind the door, "No I haven't un."

"May I look for it then? I've checked everywhere else but no luck." The blonde groaned inwardly but agreed, "I'll help you search un." "Thank you."

Deidara looked all over, cleaning up as he went along but no luck. He hoped the sooner one of them found it the sooner this guy could leave and never come back.

Something caught his eye in the kitchen doorway and it was a set of keys. "Is this it un?" Orochimaru came over and smirked, "Good you found it." Deidara held out the keys but the guy reached in his pocket instead.

"What are you doing un?" "Getting my other key ring out to put those back where they belong."

It made sense but the man lied…he pulled out the strange coin instead. "NO UN!" It was too late; he had already seen and was caught under the trance again. "Let's finish what we started last night shall we?"


*Tobi was heading over to Deidara's place to help him clean the after-party clutter. He knew there'd be a mess and no one would help. Hidan and Itachi were still in bed so that left him to do it, not that he cared.

That would mean he could spend this time alone with Deidara and maybe bond…maybe. The only thing that was bothering him was this chill going up his spine for the past few minutes.

The closer he got to the apartment the more worried he got. Something's wrong.


*The blonde was being guided to the bed, eyes half lidded in a blank stupor. "Lie down and extend your limbs." He did as was told the poor thing. Orochimaru straddled him with a chuckle, "That's a good boy."

He groped and felt the smooth skin as the shirt was removed, along with everything else whilst admiring the lithe body and blonde pubic curls. "Such a beautiful blonde you are indeed."

He wrapped the long icy fingers around the artisan's flaccid member to stroke it and inserted a dry finger into the untouched puckered entrance.

Deidara whimpered from the probing finger and just made the other man chuckle, "Don't be afraid to make some noise."

He rammed two more in roughly, shoving them in to the hilt and therefore causing more pain. Deidara's blue eyes were overflowing with tears from the pain, whimpering all the louder from the unwanted touches that was being done to him.

Fresh blood was coming from the entrance, showing the fingers were being pushed too far in and didn't stop the treacherous act until…

WHACK! A powerful blow to the jaw threw him onto the floor. He groaned a little and wiped the blood from his lip, "You little brat." Tobi was beyond a doubt furious, "How DARE you try to defile my Deidara!"

The wretch snickered and stood up, "Yours? Don't make me laugh boy. Not run along home so I can finish what I started." "You'll have to go through Tobi first!" "With pleasure and this won't take long."

He was right, it wasn't long.


Tobi beat him black and blue, throwing him out the door when Orochimaru snapped, "Unless I get what I want your friend will stay in that stupor!"

"What are you talking about?" "He won't break free of the trance unless I do it. He'll be nothing more than a vegetable. What will it be boy?"

Tobi just gritted his teeth, "Don't you ever come here again or Tobi won't be merciful again!" He slammed the door shut and locked it.

He rubbed his sore bruised cheek and ribs, trying to ignore those words. There was NO way in hell he would allow that ass to torture his Deidara further. He would find a way to help him.

He went to the blonde and tried to keep a level head. It tore his heart to see the tears coming from those beautiful blue eyes and the fact he was injured. He gently slapped the flushed cheek but nothing.

For the next ten minutes he tried everything he could think of to snap Deidara out of it: cold water, mild slaps, snapping his fingers, whistling, anything. He was freaking out now and searching the internet for anything that could help until he came across one that made him blush.

A kiss? He always wanted to kiss the blonde but, not like this. What other choice did he have except to hurt him? Tobi couldn't injure him further, he just couldn't. He went to him, moistening his lips and leaning down slowly.

He brushed against the soft lips before actually pressing his own upon them fully. He favored the taste of the artisan and giggled softly; Tobi is prince charming going to awake his sleeping beauty with a kiss.

He quickly pulled back when the blonde stirred, weakly rubbing his eyes. It worked!

To be continued:

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