"ALL MEN IN THE BUILDING GET ON THE ROOF! I REPEAT, ALL MEN IN THE BUILDING GET ON THE ROOF...NOW!" Rukia shouted an hour later after the other three women had decided on telling their partners, they had all decided on Rukia to call them since she was the scariest out of all of them.
"YES SIR!" All the men replied, running onto the roof and standing in a line.
"Okay, now, we all have something to tell you" Rukia explained, the men nodded.
"Three, two..." Rangiku counted down.
"ONE!" Karin finished, the women took a deep breath before saying "We're pregnant".
Comically, all the men dropped their jaws, fell backwards, and slid off the roof. One second later, the women laughed at the sound of the men groaning in pain from the fall.
"Please tell me that was a joke" Toshiro groaned, still lying on the ground in front of the house with the three other men.
"Nope" Karin replied, popping the 'P' as she leaned over the edge of the roof, grinning.
"Crap" All the men groaned in unison, Karin, Rangiku and Rukia laughed while Yuzu worried over Jinta.
"You know what this means?" Toshiro asked Jinta.
"What?" Jinta asked back.
Toshiro turned his head to look at the fuming carrot top, "we've got to run".
Jinta's eyes widened and he instantly stood up before running away, Toshiro not to far behind him, as the furious seventeen year old Kurosaki chased after them with his bonkai.
The entire time that this was happening, the women were lying on the roof, laughing their heads off.
"That went well" Gin grinned.
"What?" Karin asked.
"I imagined that in this situation, Ichigo wouldn't even take the time to be surprised before he cut Hitsugaya and Jinta's heads off" Gin explained, the women laughed even harder.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Toshiro and Jinta replied from the next block over, probably still running from the carrot top.
At this point, the women had given up on the precious thing called oxygen and instead, continued to laugh loudly.
"What's all this?" Isshin asked as he walked up the street, surprising everyone.
"HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!" Toshiro and Jinta shouted as they ran past, Ichigo still not to far behind.
"Why?" Isshin asked his son.
"I doubt that he would answer" Gin smirked, "he's too angry".
"About what?" Isshin asked, getting frustrated.
"Each of us are eating for two now" Rangiku grinned from the roof.
"WHAAAAAAT?!" Isshin shouted.
"We're pregnant" Rukia said blankly.
"Are you joking?!" Isshin yelled.
"Nope" all the girls on the roof grinned.
"Who's with who?" Isshin asked.
"Gin, Ichigo, Toshiro, Jinta" Rangiku said, pointing to herself, Rukia, Karin and Yuzu.
"Geez, you kept track" Karin muttered.
"I've known about your relationship for ages, my captain wouldn't do that thing with just anyone" Rangiku grinned, Karin's face went bright red.
"How about we go inside" Isshin suggested, everyone nodded.