Total Drama Funny

Chapter 2

Last time on Total Drama Funny Chef made two campers lose there virginity, Justin, Katie, Sadie and Eva were eliminated and the challenge embarrassed everyone who did it… Owen looked sexy…. Who will be eliminated next on Total Drama Funny!

*Theme song starts*

Chris watch's Owen get hit in the face with a pie

"Oh Hell No I said NO theme song!" *Chef comes and tears screen up with chainsaw*

"You got a problem then change the channel!" Chef screams

"No wait! That will get me fired! Just keep watching I don't care what the hell you thing maggots now give me twenty laps around your block and for the fat ones, your city!"

"What boring challenges awaits us today" Trent yawns as he stretches.

*Trent almost steps in Owens vomit then swiftly takes a bag, scoops it and takes it with him*

"This bites" Duncan says staring angrily at a picture of scruffy. "So uhh… When do we get a potty break?" Owen asks more confused then Lindsay at a 20% off clothes sale

"Don't you remember Owen?" Sierra says through the window "We don't get any" She says then quickly squats as Cody walks by. "Sierra what the hell are you doing there?" Trent, Geoff and Chris say in occasion. "Its illegal to spy" -Trent and Geoff start- "Your supposed to be giving chef a Blo"- Chris stops- "I mean its illegal to spy on Cody, even though you saw me peaking at Lindsay in the showers" Chris finishes and walks away nervously. "ALL CAMPERS" The microphone screeches "To the mess hall NOW!" It continues.

*At mess hall*

"What the hell does he want with us, its not a challenge day" Gwen yells across the room to Duncan who smiles and waves like an 8 year old back at her.

*Confessional*

Trent: I'm not letting him get away with this"

Duncan "When I did that sexy smile Gwen giggled like she was in love with me"

Noah: "When I winked my eye at Chef, Gwen totally giggled she must be into me!"

Gwen: "Wow this is the first time I've talked on camera, the producers must hate me, anyway is it me or are Duncan and Noah crushing on me more then usual, I had something in my nose so I blew it with a tissue"

Izzy: "Boom Boom! ehehehhehehehheh"

*Confessional ends*

"Okay why did the confessional just explode of toilet water?" Chris asks with a puzzled expression.

Izzy: "Boom!"

Chris: "okay…" *Chris steps back then the other campers except Owen step back while Owen "leaps" or almost faints forward*

"Anyway today's challenge is to eat the most" Chris pauses "And whoever finishes first wins invincibility and a phone call home."

*As the contestants are blindfolded Trent sneaks some of Owens vomit in all of the contestants except his food*

Chris: "Ready? Set! Eat!" *All competitors start eating immediately*

"mmmmm this is.. So good!" Owen says gulping down his food "Hey Geoff can I have yours?" Before Geoff answers Owen takes his, Heathers and Harold's food and stuffs it down his throat then takes Gwen's and puts it in his pocket for later.

*Trent, Duncan, Courtney, Ezekiel and DJ who secretly added his spice to his finish eating*

*Confessional*

Trent *leaves note for Owen* "I cant wait for my "surprise" to come back up there throats"

Duncan: "What the hell is this?" Duncan grabs the note and vomits running out of the confessional screaming "He's so dead!"

*Confessional ends*

"Okay the challenge goes to Owen for eating the most food, even though most of which wasn't his" Chris says pissed off.

"Chris look at this!" Duncan screams *Chris takes a look and almost vomits* "It's worse then that picture of Noah on his fan site!" *Campers and Chef awkwardly look at Chris* "Hey I'm not the only one who looks at it…" *Glares across the room making several campers and chef look down in guilt*

"Okay apparently someone OWEN vomited in the food that everyone ate" *Everyone except Owen who first continues chewing the leftovers in his pockets instantly vomits then takes another bite*

Chris: "Okay Owen you're supposed to be safe but that was so gross I'm kicking your fat ass off the island, it will lower the total weight of the campers and the scale will be 600 pounds less then it is right now"

Alejandro: "Let me off this island" He says AFTER jumping into the shark infested water.

Gwen: "Hey Cody I know you have a weak stomach but everyone else is done vomiting"

Cody: "I stopped vomiting about that, now it's the pictures Sierra's sending me of her"

*Cody shows Gwen and the other lookers about Sierra in her bathing suit*

Chris: We gotta go I gotta go to my cabin, alone Bye for now!"