Before we start, I wanna let you know that I edited the first chap a bit so yeah


I tried a lot of things in high school, just to see if they were for me. Freshmen year I did a lot of sports, and while I do still enjoy the occasional game of basketball, it wasn't a long term thing for me.

Sophomore year I took a bunch of writing classes, and an extra biology class. I found out that I liked writing, and became interested in pursuing a medical career. Of course, after I found out about the money and time involved, I was a little less eager.

Which brings us to my junior year, I decided to take some artsy classes, since Konoha Academy didn't offer anymore biology courses.

Before I start the next segment of my story, I'm gonna shove some exposition in here.

We're a pretty large school, our district reaches out to a bunch of places, especially when Rain High burnt to the ground (ironic, right?).

Our principal is Tsunade, she's legendary. No one knows her real age but she was in the medical profession. She's famous for revolutionizing all sorts of stuff.

The superintendent is Jiraya, he's a best selling author of these weird porn books. Don't ask me how he qualified for the job after writing those.

Our vice principal used to be Orochimaru, but he quit last year and became principal of Sound City's high school. Our new vice is Kakashi Hatake.

I have a decent amount of friends, and know quite a few people in the school. I grew up with Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. Ino Yamanaka is my best friend of all time, and occasionally we'll group up with Hinata Hyuga and Tenten and hang out. By extension I'm friends with a bunch of other people.

Guess that about does it for this intro.


A week into school, I had gained a new friend. Deidara and I had theater and art together, and saw each other pretty often. It turned out that Deidara was actually in my grade because he was held back in elementary school. I wasn't too surprised at not meeting him before since our school was huge.

We hung around with each other in art and theater, and he showed me the ropes of acting and painting. By the second week of school, I was actually kind of happy that he'd made me spill my coffee on the first day.

Now, that wasn't to say that Deidara didn't have his weird quirks. He was really into explosives and fireworks and loved blowing things up. I later found out that he was reason the chemistry lab caught fire my freshmen year.

I did hang out with my other friends, though. Ino and I still chatted together during lunch and Hinata and I would proof read each other's papers in English class. Naruto and Sasuke were in my Economics class, and I saw them during lunch. But it wouldn't be until later that I realized a major change in who I hung out with.

It was the second Tuesday of the school year, I think, and I was walking to the bathroom with a pass when I met Hidan.

I heard loud footsteps behind me but didn't think much of it until someone grabbed my arm and clapped a hand over my mouth. I found myself being pulled into the boy's restroom and into a stall.

I did what any person would do.

I freaked the fuck out.

"Hey, stop fucking wriggling," I looked up into purple eyes and a perfectly straight nose.

I then started to freak out even more.

Sometimes in high school, you'll hear crazy ass rumors about a crazy ass person.

Hidan was this crazy ass person. Of course I knew who he was. He had criminal record. Freshmen year there was talk of some guy at school with an ankle bracelet. Guess who that was. That's right, it was Hidan.

No one ever found out the real reason behind the ankle bracelet. But there were rumors. There were crazy. Ass. Fucking. Rumors. I heard one about how he was actually a thirty year old drug lord.

I mean, of course that wasn't true but you do not fuck with someone who is rumored to be a thirty year old drug lord.

So I freaked out as much as possible. Because I am a sane person. Who wanted nothing to do with a possibly thirty year old drug lord.

"Stop fucking moving! Goddamn!" Hidan whisper shouted. I tried kneeing him in the groin. He dodged and then let me go.

"There bitch," He whisper shouted again, "Just don't fucking scream or move okay?" He stared into my eyes and gave me this look that said something like, If-you-don't-fucking-do-what-I-say-we-are-both-dead.

So I gave him a glare, swallowed down my scream, and opted instead for a civilized whisper shout, "Just what the fuck are you doing?"

"I'm trying to hide. You're a witness." Hidan whispered as he leaned on the stall wall.

Fuck. Now I'm an accomplice to something. Probably murder. Or... drug lording. Or something. Something bad.

Now, I had two options. Well technically I had lots of options but two were very clear to me.

Run and scream and let him get caught with whatever.

Roll with it.

I chose option two mostly because I was feeling pretty lazy that day and my third hour was super boring.

"So what did you do?" I asked.

"Stole a bunch of the fruit roll-ups from the cafeteria," He smirked.

Oh.

"So you aren't a thirty year old drug lord?" I asked, before my brain could process the fact that that was not an appropriate question to ask.

Hidan actually snorted. He snorted and then doubled over trying to hide his laughter.

After he regained his breath, he stood up and wiped tears from his eyes, "Hell no. Where'd you get that one from?" He asked in between more laughter.

"Well, my freshmen year there were these rumors..."

I spent the rest of third hour eating fruit roll-ups in the boys bathroom with Hidan.

And no, the school never did find out who stole all the fruit roll-ups.


Wow I did not expect so much feedback on the first chapter. Thanks so much!

Anon
Yeah, you got it right, but the symbol of rebellion is kinda broad as well so *shrug* I'm glad you liked it! I hope future chapters can hold your interest.

Guest
Went with your suggestion man, and it worked. Thanks for reading :D

Once again, feel free to leave suggestions. I'm still pretty iffy on the title and stuff so yeah :)