A Plot

The Author would like you to know that The Author wants reviews.

Like, 5 of them.

Please?

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The Marauders were sitting in the Gryffindor common room.

Well, the Marauders except for Peter, because the Author doesn't particularly like him.

You know who The Author is, The Author explained that in the last chapter.

Anyway, back to the story.

The three Marauders were sitting with Lily Evans.

Wait.

You don't know these characters.

WELL, the Marauders are these four guys, but The Author will only talk about three of them, the three really cool ones.

James Potter. Messy black hair, hazel eyes, Quidditch star, nicknamed Prongs because he can turn into a stag, in love with Lily Evans.

Sirius Black. Y'know, Sirius?

Remus Lupin. Werewolf, smart, nicknamed Moony (cuz he's a werewolf; get it?).

Lily Evans. Red hair, green eyes, smart, loves James but doesn't realize it (she thinks she hates him), kind of a goody-goody two-shoes.

Okay.

Now that that's over with, The Author can return to The Author's story.

Right after you give The Author five reviews.

That's five (5), the number that comes after four (4), which, in turn, comes after three (3), which comes after two (2), which comes after one (1), which comes after zero (0), which means nothing.

You know, five.

Sabes, cinco.

If you give The Author five (5) reviews, The Author might make something happen next chapter! Yay!