THE ROLE OF CALLIOPE HAS CHANGED FROM TEMERI TO KONAN! I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE TEMERI ANOTHER ROLL!

Naruto=Hercules

Sabaku no Gaara=Megera(Meg)

Kyuubi=Zeus

Minoto=Hera

Jiraya=Philoctetes (Phil)

Orochimari/?=Hades

Sakon/Ukon (NOTE: Double Roll...it didn't seem right to have one without the other)=Pain

Jiroubo=Panic

Rasengan (Not a real person, just an attack)=Pegasus

Baki=Nessus

Kakashi=Amphitryon

Iruka=Alcmene

Ten-Ten=thalia

Anko=Athena

Kurenai=Aphrodite

Asuma=Hephaestus

Ino=Terpsichore

Konan=Calliope

Sakura=Melpomène

Hinata=Clio

Shizuna=Hermes

Tsunada=Apollo

Ibiki=Ares

Sora (from filler episodes)=Orpheus

Neji=Clotho: the Fate of Future.

Choji=Lachesis: the Fate of Present.

Shikamaru=Atropos: the Fate of Past.

Zabuza=Lythos – The Rock Titan.

Haku=Hydros – The Ice Titan.

Sasuke=Pyros – The Lava Titan.

Itachi=Stratos – The Wind Titan.

IF THEIR ARE ANYMORE, I'LL UPDATE THE LIST! YOU ARE FREE TO SUGGEST WHAT "GOD" YOU WANT TO SEE FEATURED IN THIS STORY SEEING AS I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW IT TO THE T!

Recap:

"In 18 years precisely The planets will align." Shikamaru told Orochimaru, who nodded his head. "The time to act will be at hand unleash the Titans, your monstrous band."

"Exssscellent..."

"Then the once-proud Kyuubi will finally fall, And you, Orochimaru, will rule all!" Shikamaru told him. Orochimaru smirked.

"Yesss! Most exsscellent indead...I'll finally take my rightful place!"

"However...it will become troublesome...if..." Shikamaru started and trailed off to yawn.

"If?"

"Should Naruto fight, you will fail." Neji added smugly. "Release!"

The Forbidden Fates disappeared.

"What???" Orochimaru shouted in anger. He then took a deep breath as he came up with an idea. "Okay, fine, fine, I'm cool, I'm fine

[bell dings]

Sakon? Ukon? Jiroubo? I have a riddle...How do you kill a nine-tailed demon?

"Um..." Sakon glanced at Ukon, who shrugged. "We do not... know!

"You can't. They're immortal?" Jiroubo answered.

"Exactly! They're immortal" Orochimaru said with a sinister grin. He takes a vial with red liquid. "So, first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal."

Later that day on Mount Olympus. Baby Naruto and Baby Rasengan are sleeping together. Shadows of Sakon, Ukon, and Jiroubo crawl over Baby Naruto. Sound of glass breaking, and struggling rung through the palace, causing Kyuubi and Minato to wake up in a daze.

"What the hell is that noise?" Kyuubi grumbled. Minato yawned.

"I don't know-"

"THE BABY!" They both shouted, somehow knowing something was going on with Naruto. They run to the cradle but find only the Baby Rasengan slightly beat up and alone.

"NARUTO! NO!" Minato sobbed as he buried his hands in his face. Kyuubi roared a loud anger-filled roar, causing the entire palace to shake.

"NO!!!!!!!"

"Man, we fucked up!" Sakon told them when they heard Kyuubi's roar. Ukon nodded his head in agreement.

"Kyuubi is gonna maim and torture us!" Ukon added.

"Just hang onto the kid, you two!" Jiroubo told them as they struggled to keep a grip on Naruto. When they finally reached the ground, Naruto started crying loudly.

"Hurry!" Ukon urged Sakon, who held the potion. Sakon put a nipple on the end.

"Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?" Jiroubo told Sakon, who nodded his head.

"Here you go, kid, a little grecian formula" Sakon told Naruto, who stopped crying and started drinking the potion. Ukon jumped up and down in excitement as Naruto's red aura faded from him.

"Look at that! He's.. changing!" Jiroubo said in amazement.

"Can we do it now?" Ukon asked Sakon, who shook his head.

"No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion! Every last drop." Sakon told them.

"Hey, who's there?" Kakashi called out as he and his husband Iruka walked down the dark path. He held his light out, causing Sakon to drop the seemingly empty vail. Sakon, Ukon, and Jiroubo dash-ed into the shadows, never to notice one drop hit the ground.

"Over here, Kakashi!" Iruka gasped when he saw Naruto lying on the ground, and ran over to him. He quickly picked him up and wrapped him in his scarf. Naruto's eyes watered and his face scrunched up as though he was about to cry. "Oh, you poor thing! Oh, don't cry"

"Is anybody there?" Kakashi called out. When no one answered, he walked over to Iruka and Naruto. Sakon, Ukon, and Jiroubo peeked out from the bushes.

"Now?" Ukon asked Sakon, who nodded his head.

"Now." As the three walked out of the shadows, they quickly transformed into snakes.

"Who would abandon such a beautiful baby..." Iruka asked Kakashi sadly. Kakashi shook his head. "Maybe its a sign... For so many years we've trying to have children...with me being human and you demon...and now...here is a young child with no one."

Kakashi absently picks up Naruto's medallion from around his neck and reads. "Naruto."

"Naruto?" Iruka tilts his head at the name of the child. Kakashi's eyes narrowed when they noticed Naruto staring and frowning at something behind them. Sakon, Ukon, and Jiroubo ,as snakes, attack, but Kakashi pulled his family out of the way and did a round house kick, knocking them off of a near by conveniently place cliff. Baby Naruto giggles as if its the funnest thing ever to watch.

"You think that was funny? Such a strange child..." Kakashi commented.

"Help, help, help!" Sakon and Ukon shouted as the three returned to their "normal" form.

"Orochimaru is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened." Jiroubo shouted in panic. Suddenly, Sakon smirked.

"You mean, *if* he finds out!" Sakon told them, causing them to pause.

"Of course!" Ukon quickly agreed with him.

"If-- If.. if is good." Jiroubo agreed while nodding his head.

"It was tragic. Kyuubi led all the demon lords on a frantic search through the higher realm." Konan said.

"But... by the time they found the baby, it was too late." Ten-Ten said sadly.

"For only lesser demons could walk around on the "lower realm." Ino explained.

"Young Naruto was mostly human now," Sakura sung sadly. "But since he did not drink the last drop..."

"He still retained his demon-like strength-" Hinata sung. "So thank his lucky star! But Kyuubi and Minato wept."

"Because their son could never come home." Konan sung as she showed Kyuubi and Minato watching Naruto longingly. "They'd have to watch their precious baby grow up from afar."

"Though Orochimaru's horrid was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth," Ino sung.

"The boy grew stronger ev'ry day" Ten-Ten sung.

"And that's the gospel truth!" Everyone sung.

A carriage with a lot of hay moves along the road unnaturally fast, then with a speeding Naruto pulling it. Iruka and Kakashi were holding on for dear life.

"Naruto, slow your ass down!" Kakashi shouted. Naruto paid him no mind as they entered a country fair while hitting some workers on the top of the gate.

"Look out!" Iruka shouted, then winced when the people were knocked over. Kakashi chuckled.

"Target practice."

"Kakashi! Don't encourage him!" Iruka scolded. "Apologize, Naruto!"

"Feh, sorry!" Naruto shouted at them as he continued to speed.

"Hey, watch where you're goin'!" One worker shouted.

Once they entered the middle of the square, Naruto stopped the cart so fast and hard, he ended up burying himself into the ground shoulders-deep.

Iruka rolled his eyes while Kakashi smirked.

"Nice speed! I think you've finished enough training for today." Kakashi told Naruto, who nodded his head happily.

"Personally, I thought we were done for." Iruka mumbled, causing Kakashi and Naruto to laugh a little.

"It wasn't that bad, Mom." Naruto, who was been calling Iruka "mom" since Kakashi taught him the word, joked. Naruto was about to unload the wagon, but Iruka quickly shook his head.

"Uh, don't-don't-don't unload just yet. I want to barge these prices with Obito."

"Okay..." Naruto reluctantly agreed..

"Naruto, this time, please just—" Iruka started, but Naruto interrupted.

"I know, I know stay by the cart."

"Good boy!" Kakashi said as he patted him on his head as if he were a dog. Naruto sulked as he watched Iruka and Kakashi walk away. Naruto was getting bored when he saw a human struggling with big clay pot. Just as he's about to tilt over, Naruto runs up and catches it for him.

"Whoa, that was close!" Ebisu said with a relieved sigh, not really noticing who helped him. Naruto grinned.

"You should be more careful." Naruto warned him as he sat the pot on the ground.

"Why thank you-ah! Naruto!" Ebisu shouted in horror and surprise. Naruto tilted his head in confusion. "Why, Naruto! It's you!"

"Do you need help with-"

"No, no, no, no, no, I got it." Ebisu told him as he lifted up the large pot again. "I'm fine, you just run along."

"Are you sure?" Naruto asked slightly worried.

"Oh, yes. Absolutely."

Naruto sighed as he left the entrance of the shop, only to stop when a Frisbee falls to his feet. He picks it up and sees three boys about his age.

"Yo! Give it here!" A boy with blonde hair told Naruto, who smiled.

"Hey, do you need an extra guy?" Naruto asked hopefully.

"No way!" Another boy shouted as he pulled the other boy away quickly. He then said to the other boy. "What a loser!"

"Destructo boy." Another one said.

"Maybe we should call him "Dobe"." Another suggested.

Naruto sighed sadly as he sat down alone in the center of a square until the Frisbee appears above his head again five minutes later.

"Heads up!" The blonde boy shouted. Naruto quickly jumped up and ran after it.

"I-I got it!" Naurto shouted as he ran for it. He grabbed it at the same time as hit a pillar, who started to fall. "Uh-oh.. Oh no!.. It's okay.."

Naruto holds the pillar that he hit, but he accidentally knocked it into another one. This caused them to fall like the domino effect. He saw what was happening and threw the pillar he was holding away. This causes it to hit yet ANOTHER pillar on the opposite side and another domino wave starts going around the square.

"Hey! Whoa!" Naruto shouted in a panick as he ran around trying to stop the destruction.

"Son!" Iruka shouted off while coughing as he looked for Naruto in the dust.

"Hang on, Mom!" Naruto told Iruka as he ran past him towards Eibsu's shop, where the two waves of pillars seemed to be aiming. "Be right back!

"Oh my! Oh no! Don't! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Eibsu chanted in panic as he held his expensive pottery to him. Luckily, the last two pillars stop above the man's head. Just as he sighed and relaxed, Naruto, who was running to save him, slips and slides to him fast.

"Ah! Watch out!" Naruto shouted as he ran into him, causing everything is destroyed. "Oops..."

"Nice catch, Dobe." One of the kids said as they sneered at him. Naruto frowned sadly.

"Son..." Iruka whispered as he took survey of the damage.

"This is the last straw, Iruka!" Eibsu shouted in anger.

"That half-breed demon is nothing but a menace!" Someone shouted, causing Naruto to flinch.

"He's too dangerous to be around normal humans!" Someone else shouted.

"He didn't mean any harm." Kakashi told them.

"Of course, another demon would say that!"

"He's just a kid. He-he just can't control his strength." Iruka argued.

"I am warning you. You keep that-that-that.. freak and half-breed away from here!" Ebisu shouted in pure hatred as he pointed at Naruto.

"Freak!"

"Go away, half-breed!"

"Yeah, go away!"

Kakashi and Naruto were on a grassy hillside, just sitting down.

"Son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you."

"But Dad, they're right. I-I am a freak. I try to fit in, I really do. I just can't. You have your wolf ears and tails...I look almost human except my eyes flash red;l I have claws; and markings on my face." Naruto told him in pure sadness. Tears sprung in his eyes.

"Most demons and half-demons do, too." Kakashi reassured him. Naruto sighed.

"I know...but...sometimes.. I feel like, like I really don't belong here. Like I'm supposed to be.. someplace else. Like I'm even more different..."

Kakashi's eyes widen.

Naruto, son—" Kakashi started, but Naruto interrupted him with a forced, humorless laugh.

"I know it doesn't make any sense." Naruto told Kakashi as he got up from the hill. "I'm going for a walk."

Kakashi frowned as he watched Nartuo walk away.

"I have often dreamed of a far off place...Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me." Naruto sung as he started walking in the nearby forest. "Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face!"

Naruto pictured all the humans who were mean, greeting him...wanted to be friends with him.

"And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be. I will find my way I can go the distance. I'll be there someday" Naruto sung as reached a cliff. He sat down. "If I can be strong. I know every mile will be worth my while. I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong..."

Naruto blinked when he saw Kakashi waiting outside of the small hut for him.

"Dad?"

"Naruto, there's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya'." Kakashi told Naruto as he lead him into their house. Naruto frowned worriedly.

Naruto was in a stupor after Iruka and Kakashi told him how they found him on the side of the road when he was just a newborn baby.

" I don't get it...if you found me, then where did I come from? Why was I left there?" Naruto asked in confusion. He frowned in sadness. "Didn't they want me?"

"I...I wish we could answer that." Kakashi said sadly.

"But we DO know that WE wanted you." Iruka told Naruto who gave him a small smile.

"This was around your neck when we found you. It's the symbol of the demon lord, Kyuubi." Iruka explained to Naruto as he handed him a medallion shaped like a fireball.

"I...I want to visit to the temple of Kyuubi and find answers! Maybe they'll know who my real paren--" Naruto trailed off at the utter complete look of sadness that fell on Iruka's face. Kakashi's face went blank, which was the equivalent of him being sad. "Ma and, sometimes, Dad, you're the greatest parents anyone could have, but.. I-I gotta know"

"I know...I understand. Just know that you'll always have a place here. And...come and visit." Iruka said while sniffing and trying to hold back tears.

"Duh, Mom! I'm not gonna abandoned you guys! You raised me, I love you and, sometimes, Dad so much." Naruto told Iruka.

"What do you mean sometimes, Dad! I should triple your trying!" Kakashi joked.

"When are you leaving?" Iruka asked Naruto.

"I'll start in the morning." Naruto told Iruka who nodded.

"Let's have one last dinner together as a family." Iruka suggested.

"It won't be the last one. I'll be back! I swear!" Naruto promised him, causing him to smile. "Believe it!"

"While Iruka cooks, let's have one last training match-"

"You can't be serious! Really Dad!"

"Humor your old man this once."

"Fine, but don't complain if you hurt your hip or your back slips out!"

"Make sure you take some extra diapers with you tomorrow."

"That's it!"

"Really Naruto...Kakashi?" Iruka said as he watched in exasperated fondness.

The next morning, Naruto left home with a red, special cloak that Kakashi gave him.

Naruto had now been running, climbing, walking, etc. for the past couple of days. He sighed in relief when he saw a giant temple ahead with Kyuubi's symbol on it. He quickly and tiredly ran to the Temple.

"I am on my way, I can go the distance. I don't care how far, somehow I'll be strong." Naruto sung happily. "I know every mile will be worth my while. I would go most everywhere to find where I belong."

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