the spiderwitch was running slow as fraggin hell! as far as i could tell, it would be a pretty easy job to wrestle this little bastard. i took out my pack of cigarets, my lighter, and took a puff. my cigs always calmed me down. Suddenly i heard a crash and the spiderwitch appeared in the meadow it started running towards me and i started sprinting towards it. the spiderwitch jumped up and landed on top of me. i took it thing (that should not be touched) and bit it off. i have no idea why a witch would have a dick but it tasted very good. the spiderwitch howled in pain and fell onto the ground beside me.i took my pocket knife, and slit its neck.

I had fruit punch for a while after that incident!

Chapter 2

So as I walked along thinking about what I had just done to that damn spider witch and how I had done it, I realized that life, has no guidelines and that you make up your life, and how you live it. I realized that even if you eat the dicks off spider witches and drink their "fruit punch", you can still consider yourself "normal", well, as normal as a middle aged Blue Bear can get. So I decided to go and explore, have some fun, and hopefully not use up the rest of my lives too quickly.

In the distance I saw a mysterious looking creature, green in color yet they looked distinctively like a blue bear. Is it possible? I asked myself. Is there really such a thing as a Green Bear? I sped up hoping and hoping, and as I got closer I noticed that my predictions may have come true.

"Hello" I said to this green bear.

"how are you?" she replied in a sweet melodious voice.

"Very well, but I just cant figure out one thing. Are you a Green bear?"

"Yes" she said "I have been traveling out and about in your world for quite a while"

"Our world?" I replied short on using my brain.

"you don't Know?" she exclaimed.

There is actually two worlds separated by "the vortex""

"What are you talking about" I asked.

"well, I said there is another world, my world."

"Nah, your just high," I replied smoothly

"well if you don't believe me, just come find out for yourself"