Goku was never more happy. So very terribly confused, but still very happy.

After that little mishap-

'Can you even call it a mishap? I mean it worked out for me so...is it still a mishap?' Goku thought.

He was sitting down in his house after a hard day, of sitting on his ass, at work wondering what he was going to do next. Vegeta was due to come over his house any minute now. And he still had no idea what the flying fuck he was going to do.

'I mean, I could fuck him. Right? I mean that's what he's coming over here for? Right? Isn't that what's happening?' Just then he heard his doorbell.

He immediately answered it hoping to see Vegeta all dolled up ready to be dicked down, but what he saw was the exact opposite. What he saw was something he really didn't want to see right now.

"Krillin! What the hell are you doing here, man?" Goku said not in the mood right now.

'Well, that's the problem you are in the mood just not in the mood for this!'

"What? I can't come visit you at your house." Krillin said entering and making himself at home.

"No man. Not right now. You gotta go."

"Why you expecting a hottie or somethin'?"

"I mean...kinda."

"What? Really. Dude! No fucking way!"

"Yes, way! Now get the fuck out."

"Now that's just rude."

"Krillin. Out. Of. My. Damn. House. Before. I. Throw. You. Out. The. Damn. Doggie. Door." Pinching the bridge of his nose and pointing at the door, Goku tried to speak calmly.

"Before I leave I just want you to know that I'm not talking to you anymore for like a week after what you just said to me. You dick." Krillin said leaving.

Opening the door, revealed Vegeta creeping off the porch. Discovering he had been caught, he acted like he was playing with the shrubbery near the house. He wasn't very convincing.

"Uh, hello." Krillin said eyeing Vegeta suspiciously.

"Hi." Vegeta said with a bit to much flair. "Um, is Goku around? I mean of course he is this is his house!" Closing his eyes, Vegeta turned away from Krillin as he quietly called himself stupid.

"Yea, he's in there. Might not wanna go in, though. He's waiting for a hottie to fuck. Even threatened to throw me through the doggie door if I didn't leave, the bastard."

"Oh, that's horrible-"

"I know right!"

"-I didn't know they made doggie doors that short." Vegeta finished his interrupted sentence. The silence was a pleasant one to him.

"You know what. I'm not talking to you either." Krillin said stalking off in a short rage.

Vegeta feeling so much better about himself decided to knock on Goku's door.

"Krill, I swear to Hell, I'm gonna throw you like a fucking football." Goku quick spat after opening the door. Upon realizing that it was Vegeta, he changed his approach, drastically.

"I mean, *cough cough deeper voice cough cough, hey baby you come here for me?" Goku smiled what he thought was sexily.

'Nailed it!'

'Oh my God, what the fuck is wrong with him!' Vegeta thought before speaking. "Look I just came to talk about what happened earlier."

"You came.." Goku started.

"Shut up." Vegeta pushed Goku in the house and shut the door behind him.