Disclaimer: I do not own wicked or any musical or movie referenced in here it would be awesome though
"and were back with another installment of Peters Q and A/interview with wicked, since no one has sent in a comment, dare, or question I would like to take this episode to do a few things." Says Peter tightening his mask , everyone except the scarecrow and tin man enjoy lemonade, and cookies brought out at the end of the first episode.
"what kind of stuff?" asks the scarecrow as peter snaps his fingers turning him back into his original form of Fiyero Tiggular, "oh I'm so happy someone finally reversed that spell!" said Elphaba happily.
"hey if old buff and brainless here gets to become human again why don't i?" asked the tin man
"because boq you should have taken Nessa and loved her I would have done it if I were you, so until I change my mind you remain tin." Says peter laughing again, then walking over to Nessa and Dorothy who were conveniently sitting right next to each other.
"what are you going to do to us?" they both asked in unison " well for one thing Dorothy I want you to give Nessa her shoes back… And why aren't you wearing socks? People complain when others don't wear socks because its apparently disgusting and it causes foot odor, but given my lack of having a sense of smell I don't mind just return the shoes." Peter says taking the mask off his face and then puts on his glasses.
"nice glasses Peter, where ever did you get them? they are soooooooo cute!" asks Glinda "I have a girlfriend you know so flattery won't work on me Glinda but here's a ruby tiara go knock yourself out with it." Says peter as a ruby encrusted tiara falls onto Glinda's head knocking her unconscious as everyone lets out a sigh of relief, and then a message pops up saying "no Glinda's were permanently harmed in the making of the interview." Making everyone groan
"Dorothy I told you to give Nessa her slippers!" Says Peter rifling through a magazine of acme cartoon products, "yes sir, I'll give them to her now ." said the farm girl removing her shoes revealing her bare feet with conveniently ruby red painted toenails.
"nice choice in nail polish Dorothy, oh now I just thought of a dare" says peter putting down the magazine and handing Elphaba a giant robotic tickling machine he bought from a acme magazine.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" asked Elphaba examining the machine as Peter shows her the magazine description and Elphaba nods tickling Dorothy's feet with the foot tickling setting.
"aren't I a stinker!" asks peter in a rhetorical tone as Elphaba tells everyone peter dared her to tickle dorothy's feet with the machine due to lack of feathers.
" st-st-stop p-p-p-pl-ease!" scream the farm girl through peals of laughter.
"let's see... um... NO!" Peter says picking the acme magazine up and rolling it up so he can put it in his pocket.
"i'm actually quite enjoying watching this" says Morrible starting to giggle her self.
"SHUT UP MORRIBLE!" said all of them in unison as all watch dorothy getting tickled.
"well then... erm... well when this dare is over it will be time for another installment of the show so have a great rest of your day everyone" says peter pulling up a chair and watching the tickling continue.
I hope you enjoyed this … eh some what funny installment of my q and a/ interview please review I need something funny to write and if a lawyer happens to read this send one of the characters a gift of liability wavers so I can push morrible of a cliff.