Dawn-Wow my sister is evil this sucks. R we going 2 confront her?

Dumbledore- probably not Voldermort likes to fight with less valuable people first.

Willow- The ultimate battle is what we need 2 be worried about. Everyone fights that.

Ron- So what's Buffy evil like?

Dawn- Really bitchy and powerful.

Xander- At least she's not commanding.

Giles- well in ancient text it says we can summon her and get 3 things we most desire.

Xander- alright lets do it.

Buffy appears in a black light. Buffy- uses her powers and snaps 3 times then says "Bye"

Andrew- Cool wat'd we get?

Jenny Calender, Tara M, and Anya J.

dawn- we wanted Buffy back how come she's not here!

Willow- Shit, Giles the rest of this is in Latin and it says that once you grant those desires the power will combine with the first!

Spike- Great a double taunter.

Angel- lets just work together.

Andrew- What does Buffy most desire?

Angel- A normal life and me.

Spike- no me.

Dawn- I know which one and it's none of those.

Ron- Well what is it?

Dawn- She wants 2 go back in time and wishes we never resurrected her and took her away from heaven.

Harry- She met a guy named Heaven?

Ron- What a loser, a guy named that!

Dumbledore- Yes because Ronald is such a hunk name.

Dawn- No she was in heaven except we thought she was in Hell.

Spike- Well either way Buffy would choose me Angel's too broody and I'm very sexy.

Gunn- Hey you never told us what happened before you died and got sent to us.

Dawn- And Buffy never told me either.

Angel- Yes let's hear Spike's fantasy of what happened.

Willow- Why not we just watch what happened?

(Anya, Jenny, and Tara are asleep)

They watch what happened at the cave.

Angel- in shock "That so did not happen"

Anya- U obsessed over her for years then u finally tell her u love her like 3 years ago and when she says she loves u u just say 'No u don't but thanks for saying it' Wat the hell is wrong with u?

Xander- Anya! Ur awake! I missed u. I love u so much

Anya- I love u 2 and I know everything that happened so let's go kick some ass except Buffys!

Andrew- What does this spell do? Los Cantande leh ronta.

Willow- Andrew! U never say that spell out loud and u just did! U froze time and now we're going 2 get sucked into another dimension! But first we're allowed 2 spy on the enemy!

Caleb- Now darling can u please explain something 2 me?

Buffy- What?

Caleb- If ur mad about the whole ressurection thing they did like 2 years ago why are you here instead of being dead again? And I say that with very much respect.

Buffy- For revenge.

Caleb- Now is there a reason why u don't want 2 be the leader of this new army?

Buffy- Because of last year I was their leader and I had to go through them bitching at me constantly and I bitched back except I had a right to. Then they kicked me out of my own house and then I can't believe I saved them. So this is for revenge.

Caleb- So was it hard 2 look at Dawn?

Buffy- Not really I mean I get it I died cuz of her oh well but when she was the one who asked me 2 leave yeah I didn't rele like ANY of them. They could all burn in hell 4 all I care. But I get why Xander was mad but Xander, Spike, and I guess Faith were the only ones I could stand. Andrew was just plain annoying. Willow is just a hypocrite I make a couple mistakes at least I never tried 2 end the world when Angel died. And I never erased anyone's memories. And now u stupid losers can stop spying on us now. (waves her hands and fire appears everywhere so they can't see anymore but no one was harmed)

Caleb- How'd u know they'd do that?

Buffy- Cuz I made them. I made Andrew recite that spell. We could use a little break don't ya think?

Voldermort- That's exactly what I think.