"Ugh..."
I hear a faint voice.. who is it?
"Hey kid are you ok?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" "Wooooa kid calm down!"
"YOU YOU YOU!" "What im a VAMPIRE!"
"EEEKKKKK!" "hahahaha!"
WHERE AM I?!
"WHERE.. WHERE AM I?!" "Uhh? haha umm? your not from here are you?
I dont think ive seen a cute face like this around here before!"
"CUTE?! I AM NOT CUTE!" "Well im not the one fucking out everywhere.."
WHO IS THIS! WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED!
...wait..
A GUY SAID IM CUTE!
"EEEKKK!" "Calm down bro! If you want to know some shit well your in the Land of Aaa and I am about to go to Prince Gumballs Ball you wanna come?"
WAIT PRINCE GUMBALL?!
"Ummm don't you mean Princess Bubblegum?"
"No. Prince Gumball. But he acts like a little princess all the time.."
"Uhhhh who are you?" "Who am I? I am MARSHALL LEE! The Vampire King!"
Wait.. Marshall Lee... Prince Gumball! Wait..
Princess did say this could teleport you to diffrent dimmensions..
Wait.. let me try this out..
"Uhm... Marshall? Is there perhaps a Lumpy Space Prince?"
"Yea? How'd you know?" "Oh.. well.. I was just seeing.. but I think I need to go home now..
hey.. Where is my device?"
"What that pile of junk your sitting on?"
OH NO! ITS BROKEN! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!
NO NO NO NO NO!
"hehe come on lets go.. and whats your name? I didn't catch it earlyer?"
"Oh its Finn.."
"Finn... Finn... Sounds like my friend Fionna! Come to think of it.. you look like her too.. A hell of a lot like her except you have a dick!"
"HEY!"
"You know what instead of going to the Ball lets go to my house!"
"Uh... ok?"
Well.. I have no where else to go.. I guess im stuck here..
"Well heres my house! Its nice but, I get lonely sometimes.."
"That sucks.." "Yea it does."
He let me use his shower.. I am ready to hit the hay.. we stayed up though and,
talked..
"So let me get this straight.. this Princess Bubblegum made that device and,
you used it so now your stuck here?"
"Yah.."
"well.. don't worry! You will love it here! I will make sure of it!"
We walked to his bedroom and I layed on the floor as he started to get in his bed.
"Hey its cold why dont you just sleep in my bed?"
"Fine.."
We sat there for a while my eyes where closed I was trying to go to sleep..
"Finn?" "Yah?" "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I guess so? Why?" "GREAT!"
Wait.. HE WENT TO SLEEP ON ME! THAT BASTARD!