Hip hip horray! For some reason I feel happy! Why? I don't know! Do you? OK, enjoy chapter 1 -- I mean 2.
Pikachu was asleep in a random tree in a random park in a random town when suddenly a random door came outta nowhere!
"Pika!" Pikachu shrieked as it fell out of the tree. It looked at the door. "Pika?" Pikachu walked into the door. Inside was a chair in a spotlight. Pikachu walked to the chair and sat in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Pika?"
"Pikachu of Kanto."
"Pika."
"Pikachu... Pikachu is a rat, not a mouse."
"Pika! Pika pikachu!"
"Here, have a translator." The voice throws it a translator.
"Good." Pikachu said. "I AM A MOUSE!!!"
"Know you're not. You're a Pokémon."
"I am a Pokémon!"
"So, you're not a mouse?"
"I'm a mouse Pokémon!"
"Yeah, and I'm the queen of England."
"Really?"
The voice sweatdropped. "Moving on. Pikachu... He loves Jigglypuff."
"What?! I don't love Jigglypuff!"
"OK, what about May then?"
"WHAT?! May's a human! Not a Pokémon!"
"So Pokémon CAN love others... THANKS!"
Pikachu samcks its head. "Can we continue."
"Certainly. Pikachu... He betrayed Ash."
"WTF?! I dind't betray him!"
"Then why'd you leave him?"
Pikachu growls and throws his translator on the ground. "PIKACHU! PIKA PIKA PIKACHU!!!!!!!"
"Can I have that in english?" The voice asks a random person in the studio. A piece of paper comes out of the printer. The voice reads it, and goes wide-eyed. "I don't think those words are type-able. If they were, this would become a 'M+' fanific. Hey, what're you doing?"
"Pi... ka... CHU!!!
ZAP
Electricity bounces off the walls, celing and floor, and dissaperes. Pikachu then walks out the door. The voice, now with electricitized hair, speaks up. "Let's save this for next month's season."
SA-WEET! Chapter 2 is a-OK! That WTF Pikachu said was 'What the flip', not what you think it might've been. Still, let's hope we get some reviewers.