What we own:skeezeward, lots of stripper shoes and each other.

what we dont:Twilight. I know right? that is all SMeyer

So, this is the first official chapter to our little outing. If you like it press that little green button. If not? hell, still press the button. Reviews are ego sex and we are some huge whores.

Edited on4/7/09 to fix formatting issues. enjoy babes!

Bella POV

The morning passed with only a moderate amount of embarrassment. My English Lit and Calculus teachers felt the need to force me to introduce myself in front of the whole class. Public speaking is my worst nightmare. Seeing all the new faces, all staring at me with detached, cold expressions, it was horrible. What made it even more so was that the only face I knew was Mike Newton. Shit. He was going to be a problem I could tell. Aside from calling me Isabella, which I loathed, he just tried to damn hard to impress me. It didn't work.

One of the few bright spots occurred in French class. I breezed through my introduction en

francais and sat quickly. Burying myself in my text I was more than a little surprised when a small, pink, sweetly scented paper appeared in front of me. Slowly opening the paper I smiled at the beautifully printed script:

Salut Bella ! ~

Bienvenue auxForks ! Je ne peux pas attendre pour finir par vous connaНtre, je sais juste que nous serons de bons amis. Bien

que, vous regardiez tout Ю fait confortable avec Mike. Entretien Ю toi plus tard !

Alice

I smiled brightly at the gesture of friendship and glanced around to see where it had come from. Looking to my left I met eyes with a beautiful, pixie-like girl. Her dark hair spiked out in elegant disarray and her pale green eyes sparkled.

"Merci," I mouthed and she nodded with a wink. Things were starting to look up.

The rest of my morning was a swirl of names and faces that I didn't think I would ever remember. For some strange reason everyone seemed to know me. God knows they were staring at me enough. Walking down the hallways, following Mike Newton for lack of a better guide, I could feel their eyes on me, hear the hushed whispers. I could only pick up snippets of their remarks.

"That's her? She's not that pretty."

The incredulous whisper belonged to a girl with frizzy hair and an unpleasant sneer. I met her eyes quickly and she looked away, seemingly embarrassed to be caught. I hid a smile and walked a bit faster to catch up with Mike who had stopped several paces ahead of me and was talking with a short, dark haired kid with glasses.

"Yeah, she's a great chick-" Mike's voice cut off as I approached and his cheeks pinked. "Ah, yeah Eric Yorkie, this is Isabella Swan, Isabella Swan this is Eric Yorkie."

I grinned at the short boy's enthusiasm as he stuck his hand out, barely stifling a laugh as I shook his sweaty hand.

"It's great to meet you Isabella. So, you're sitting with us at lunch right? Of course you are. Where else would you want to sit? Baby, we'll make sure you are taken care of." He spoke so fast his words ran together, his eyes finally left me for a minute when a short girl with curly dark hair sauntered by.

"Shit, that's my girl. Later Isabella, Newton be good!" He gave me a quick wink before tearing off after her. "Jessica babe, wait up!"

Mike turned his head back towards me, his eyes lighting up. "So yeah, you'll be sitting with us at lunch, right? ▒Cause everyone is so excited to meet you. You are big news Isabella..." His voice drifted off as I spotted two familiar heads coming down the hall. My cheeks instantly flushed at the sight of the distinctive bronze hair and I grasped my bag tighter.

He was walking with Blue Eyes again. There was another member of their little posse: A huge, muscle bound guy with dark curls and dimples to die for. The crowd of students seemed to part as they approached, whether in awe or admiration I was not sure. Bronze Boy was listening intently to something Dimples was saying, with a sexy crooked grin on his face. His eyes flicked to me as they approached and I felt the familiar rush of blood to my cheeks. My God he was gorgeous!

I looked down as he passed studying my shoes with a fierce determination. My head snapped up like a shot as I felt a hand firmly slap my ass. My face burned as I looked for the perpetrator. Searching the crowd I found a pair of sparkling blue eyes and a fuck me grin staring at me. I opened my mouth but couldn't form any words. Blue Eyes gave me another wink and strutted off to join Dimples and Bronze Boy in the cafeteria. I stood open mouthed, and was once again pulled out of my trance by Mike's increasingly annoying voice.

"Isabella, Isabella. You there? You seemed kind of lost." He put his hand on my arm and led me towards the cafeteria.

"I'm fine Mike. I'm just feeling a little," I paused, carefully weighing my word choice, "overwhelmed". I made a little face. "I just need some time alone." Shrugging off his hand, I headed for an empty table in the corner and gazed around the room.

"Fuck me." I muttered taking in the occupants of the cafeteria. "I'm not going to look, I'm not going to look."

I repeated the words in my mind. Fuck. I looked. My eyes slid towards the table across the room. Blue Eyes sat alone at an empty table. He had on that dirty fuck me smile and a gleam in his eye. He caught my eye and winked before cocking a finger towards me, motioning me to come over. My brain screamed at me to stay at my lonely table, but my fucking feet were not complying. As I drifted closer to him Blue Eyes smile grew bigger.

Fuck me, I think I'm in trouble.

Jasper POV

Fuck its early. There was light streaming through the windows and a half naked woman in my bed. Katherine? Kelly? Candy? Whoever the fuck she was needed to leave. Now. Before mommy dearest comes to wake me up.

"Hey. Hey. HEY!" I elbowed at the form next to me. "Wake the fuck up and get dressed Kelly"
A disheveled head appeared from under my covers.

"My name is Katie." Her voice was cold. Uh-oh, time to be a smooth motherfucker....

"Katie," I gave her my sexy grin. ⌠I knew that. I need you to head out before my mom gets up here, she's not really -accepting- about his kind of thing." Sad puppy dog eyes and a finger on her collar bone. This bitch was easy.

"Okay," she muttered, slipping out from under the white sheets and collecting her clothes. I laid back and watched her. Damn I love naked women.

"Go out the back door babe." I waved as she tiptoed out of the house. My mom, Esme? She wouldn't give a flying fuck if I had the Russian gymnastics team in here, I just didn't want to deal with her latest lay. "Fuck it," I muttered and headed to my shower.

Forty-five minutes later I was clean, fed, and sexy as hell waiting to meet Cullen in the parking lot. There was almost a sense of sense of excitement in the air. What the fuck was happening today? Something important I am sure. Grabbing one of my Lucky Strikes I it lit up as I saw Cullen's pussy car pull in. Damn that man. He got almost as much tail as I did, despite the pussy car. Pulling up next to me he silently took my smoke and we watched the lot. A loud rumble from the entrance drew our attention. A truck that had to be older than Jesus pulled in and parked. Oh hot damn, I knew what today was: the new girl.

"Cullen, new girl's here. She looks bangable" I watched the petite brunette get out of the huge truck. Definitely fuckable. Black shoes, short, pleated grey skirt and black tight turtleneck sweater. Long dark hair, big brown eyes, legs for days. Fuck me, this will be fun. Cullen and I watched as the girl got not even three steps before falling flat on that beautiful ass. "Shit." We said it at the same time and laughed.

If we had been gentlemen we would have helped the girl but we weren't. Besides, her skirt had flipped up and I could see her panties. Light pink lace. Yummy.

"Look at Newton , the douche." At Cullen's statement I tossed the lust thoughts for a moment. Mike Newton, douche extraordinaire. He didn't stand a chance. New girl was desperately trying to look away from Newton and, oh gee, she looked right at us. I smirked and blatantly checked her out again enjoying her blush and watching as she hid behind the silk curtain of her hair.

"Cullen, she's mine dude" I smiled at my friend and saw new girl peeking at him out of the corner of her eye. Fuck no. I leaned, caught her eye again, smiled, and winked. I thought she was gonna die she turned so red. I wonder if all of her blushed...

"Jasper, this girl is going to be a blast." Cullen's eyes were bright. I knew exactly what he was thinking.

"Yes, sir I believe she will." With that, we tossed our Lucky's and headed to class.

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The morning was boring as all others here at illustrious Forks High. All the little twits and twats, then the pretentious bitches.....that was just the guys. I spent most of the morning devising a way to talk to new girl alone. She didn't seem to like Newton which meant she had at least some taste. I did however catch her checking out both Cullen and myself this morning. She was gonna be a challenge. I loved a challenge.

"Hey pussies!" Emmett's voice rang out from behind us in the hall as he sped up to catch up with us.

"Em" I greeted him coolly, watching the crowds part ahead of us and loving every second.

"Emmett." Edward was a bit more formal. Stiff prick. I grinned as of I caught sight of new girl.

"Shit boys, is that the Chief's daughter?" Emmett checked her out, raking his eyes over her body and grinning. "Eddie boy, she looks like your type."

"Anything with a twat is Cullen's type" I muttered with a grin. Cullen rewarded me with a glare.

"He's right dude." Emmett added, smiling and showing his dimples, ⌠she's checkin you out."

I watched Cullen carefully as his eyes met new girl's. Hmmm....interesting. He looks at her and she blushes bright fucking pink and suddenly feels the need to stare at her shoes like they were the most fucking wonderful things in history. She wants his ass. I grinned. This would be fun. I allowed myself to fall a few paces behind Em and Cullen, carefully drifting closer to the girl who was still staring at her shoes. I inconspicuously stuck my hand out and slapped her ass as I walked by. Fuckhot, she had an amazing ass. I turned and walked backwards, assuring she would see me.

Her dark head snapped up and her face was the most becoming shade of red. Fuck all, she was beautiful. Her big brown eyes landed on me and, I swear if looks could kill, I would be fucking toast. I smirked, winked at her and left, following Ed and Em into the cafeteria. I let my two buddies head to our regular table, joining Cullen's sister, Alice, and my sister, Rose, but instead chose a table by myself with a good view of the door. I grinned when she came in, allowing it to slip a moment when I saw Newton 's hand on her arm. I was relieved a moment later when she shook it off and headed away from him, a bored look on her face. She sat at a table not far from me, concentrating on the apple she was playing with.

I stared at her for a few moments until she realized I was looking and met my eyes. I put on my most rakish "sexy guy you take home to mom" grin and then winked at her. Her cheeks flushed pink again and I was done for. I beckoned her to join me with one finger, curious to see her reaction. She hesitated a moment then stood, walking slowly towards my table. I sat back and smiled. It's good to be king.

Edward POV

"Damnit Alice, will you please get leave me the fuck alone. Do you have your own bathroom you know." My sister could be annoying in the worst way.

"What's wrong Eddie? Need a little alone time this morning? Lose out to Jasper last night?"

⌠"ust shut the hell up and go away." I heard her giggle as she danced down the stairs, bitch.

We both knew Jasper won the little contest last night and was probably laying next to the naked body of the beautiful girl we had both wanted to moment we saw her.

"Alright, Cullen. Brunette. Short skirt. Sweet looking titties. I say it takes me all of five minutes to take her home, what do you think?" Jasper had asked me while heading to the John. It didn't take me long to spot the girl he had been talking about. Tight body, moving around on the dance floor like she didn't give a fuck.

"We'll see who gets to her first. Although she doesn't look half as fun as your mom. When are you going to let me sneak up to Esme's room?"

He simply gave me the finger, muttered something about my dick rotting off, and made his way to the bathroom. I smirked to myself and walked to get the challenge of the night a drink. This was a game we played often, Jasper and I, who gets to fuck the hot girl. Granted he usually won because I was not as big of a whore as he was.

Fucking whore was right. As I turned to head over to little miss tight body, Jasper already had her, wrapped around his arm and walking out the door. He caught my eye and winked as a smile spread across him face. Asshole.

Which brings me back to my current situation: Sitting on the toilet trying to rub one out before I head to school with my sister laughing at me from the other side of the door. Great, the soldier fell. Blue balls for the rest of the day. F-u-c-k-i-n-g Alice is going to pay.

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As I pulled into the parking lot, I spotted Jasper learning against his GTO, lighting a Lucky and giving my car a shitty grin. 'Pussy car' he called it. That's right, pussy loved this car. He'd be jealous if he knew. I got out of my Volvo and watch Alice stomp away. I had put extreme hold gel into her hair for interrupting me this morning forcing her to rush around to fix it which resulted in lack of jewelry coordination today. She'd get over it, she always does. Even though we were always getting on each other's nerves I wouldn't trade Alice for any other sister in the world. I caught her eye before she headed into the school and she mouthed "cocksucker" to me but already had a smile on her face.

I took Jasper's cigarette from his mouth and looked around the parking lot. There was so much potential here. If some of these bitches could just learn to keep their mouths shut they might be able to get what they wanted from Jasper or I. Jessica Stanley was the worst. Short little girl was always babbling on about something. If she was quite she was eye-fucking us. She kinda creeped me out.

Just then the sound of thunder interrupted my thoughts and I looked to see an old Chevy pulling into the lot. I'd never seen that car before and wondered who had such horrible taste. Jasper answered my silent question.

"Cullen, new girl's here. She looks bangable," Jasper said in a husky voice.

Wow, boy I know she's a new conquest but you dont I cut my inner rabbles off as I laid eyes and the vision in front of me. Holy fucking shit was Isabella Swan fuckable. Her chocolate brown eyes were the first part of her I noticed, the rest was soon to follow. She had brown hair that cascaded down her back to a tight ass that was wrapped in a skirt I wanted to rip of with my teeth. Her black shirt hugged her body so tight that I was confident I could see her nipples had they been hard. I think God heard me because at that very moment Isabella slipped and fell and her nipples shot right through her shirt. My dick was the next thing to harden.

"Shit!" Jasper and I said in unison but for different reasons I think. I laughed with him to play it off. It had been a long time since just the sight of a girl had gotten me at full mast but fuck this girl had done it. I couldn't look at her right now for fear of finishing right here in the parking lot, but I couldn't look away. That's when I saw the biggest fucking douchebag in the school walking over to help the sexy girl up. I voiced my opinion out load.

"Look at Newton , the douche." What was he thinking? Did he believe he had any chance of getting with this girl? Not while Jasper and I were around. At that moment almost like she knew I was thinking at her Isabella looked our way and blushed. Oh God she was pushing me close to the edge. I felt a bit a pre-cum escape the tip of my dick.

"Cullen, she's mine dude," Jasper stated matter-of-factly while smiling at me. That's what he fucking thought but new girl was staring right at me. Jasper noticed this and managed to get her attention, making her blush even more. Ha, that's right Jazz, you're going to have to work for this one. I'm already on top.

"Jasper, this girl is going to be a blast." I was ready to take her right now.

"Yes, sir I believe she will."

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Morning classes were monotonous and boring as usual. Sometime I felt like I knew more than the teachers did, so I normally didn't pay attention because I couldn't stand their voices. Today I didn't pay attention because I couldn't hear their voices. My mind was on the new girl and her glorious body that I was going to ravish all morning. It was long before the bell for lunch ran.

On our way to the cafeteria I heard Emmett behind Jasper and I before he even spoke.

"Hey pussies!" Emmett shouted while he ran down the hallway towards us almost knocking people over in the process. Typical meat-headed Emmett.

"Em," Jasper greeted our friend like he wasn't half as important he was. Honestly how fucking hard was it to say a six letter word. Asshole.

"Emmett," I stating planning on saying something more to Jasper but all higher brain function ceased as we turned the corner and Isabella came into the view. I felt my dick chub up a little and had to sing the ABC's to make it go away. Fuck, why did this girl do this to me? Emmett noticed her as well.

"Shit boys, is that the Chief's daughter? Eddie boy, she looks like your type."

"Anything with a twat is Cullen's type," Jasper cut me off. Where did he have room to talk? Fuck him.

"He's right dude. She's checkin' you out."

As soon as though words escaped Emmett's mouth new girl's eyes and mine met. She blushed that same shade a red she had this morning when her nipples were hard. Jesus I had to have her. She was going to be fun. Shyly she looked away from me and to the floor. Jasper grinned at he saw the exchange between Isabella and I and I knew what he was going to do. Damn Jasper, always trying to one-up me. As we passed by Isabella, who was talking to Major Douche Newton which instantly pissed me off, Jasper laid a slap fully on her ass. She blushed even deeper, if that was at all possible as she caught Jasper's winking eye.

The three of us continued to the cafeteria and made our way over to the table where Alice and Rosalie, Jasper's sister, were already waiting for us.

"Dickface." Rosalie spat at me as I sat down. She was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen but why did she always have to be such a bitch? I knew she only acted that way towards me because I showed her no sexual interest. If she wasn't as big of a whore as Jasper and I were maybe I'd try her out. But I prefer being able to feel a girl's tight pussy on my cock when I'm fucking her which would not be the case with Rose.

"It's nice to see you too, Rosalie. Alice ." Alice playfully stuck her tongue out at me and her eyes began to wander the room.

"Where's Jasper at?" She asked sadly. It was no secret she wanted to bounce up and down on his cock and - wait, where was Jasper? He had been right behind Emmett and I. That's when Emmett spoke up.

"The fucking new girl," he laughed and I following his eyes across the room to where Jasper was sitting at a table by himself beckoning Isabella towards him with his finger winking and smiling his 'I'm going to fuck you later' smile the entire time. Jasper and his damn winking. Hell no! I'm going to fuck her later.

"I'll be right back," I said to my friends and heard Alice giggling as I left the table and walked toward where Jasper and Isabella were now sitting, alone.

"Eddie doesn't want Jasper to win two days in a row," I heard Alice squeak. The bitch was right, but this was more than just the normal game Jasper and I played. I wanted to bang this girl six different ways. I wanted her more than any other of my other conquests and I'll be damned if I lose out on this goddess to asshole Jasper. He was playing his game with her and I was going to go. We were right, this girl is going to be fun.