Guess what? :D
Summer: You're still an idiot?
Yes and no. *coughmeaniecough* Anyways, I finally got past my writers block and managed to make a second chapter. Yipee!
Summer: Great. More torture for me. [Me: lighten up, will ya?]
Nema: ...Arceus...what evil is this?
Summer: This cannot be...
Ben: *sighs* What is it this time?
Nema: NO INTERNET CONNECTION.
Rand: Summer-
Summer: WHATEVER HAPPENED I DIDN'T DO IT.
Rand: Jeez, why are so uptight?
Summer: I had to much sugar earlier; and you're using 'that' tone of voice.
Rand: ...
Leanne: Remind me, why did we let Ben and Summer set up the fireworks display this year?
Booker: I'm askin' the same question. *sweatdrop*
Ben: OW!
Summer: Does anyone have a fire-extinguisher?!
Summer: So, basically, your plan is to slip a sleeping pill into Ben's drink, sneak in his room, and steal all his candy from his secret stash.
Blue Eyes: Is there a problem with my plan? *sounds offended*
Summer: No, I'm just annoyed I didn't think of it first.
Ben: Summer, I know you took my styler!
Summer: Ben, I really didn't take it. I just encouraged Nema to take and 'upgrade' it for you!
Ben: You really do try to make my life a living h***, don't you?
Blue Eyes: So you didn't give Summer that bad Persim Berry?
Ben: Why do you think I would want a drugged up Summer on my hands?
Summer: ...Ugh...I'm tired...
Blue Eyes: Point taken. Lets hide her in the basement; the Parental Unit can't find out about this.
Ben: Agreed.
Blue Eyes: You seriously have a list of 'e' words?
Nema: Is there a problem with that?
Blue Eyes: *facepalm*
Blue Eyes: Starships, were meant to-
Red Eyes: ARCEUS NO.
Blue Eyes: Meanie. *pouts*
Ben: Summer. Our backs are up against the literal wall, surrounded by Pinchers, and your last words are 'I WANT A CUPCAKE'!?
Summer: What? I'm hungry.
Purple Eyes: Can we get back to the point!?
Nema: Are you gonna eat that?
Summer: When am I known not to eat something?
Nema: Oh. Sooo, I'm assuming you're eating that.
Summer: *facepalm*
Ben: Um, Summer, why is your hair all spikey?
Summer: Magnemite happened.
Ben: Huh?
Summer: A MAGNEMITE DECIDED IT WAS FUNNY TO ELECTROCUTE ME. Now go find Blue Eyes. And her brush.
Ben: Ramen noodles?
Red Eyes: What is wrong with you?
Summer: What the h*** is wrong with ramen noodles?!
Red Eyes: It's an fake!
Ben: Only pretending to be real noodles!
Summer: *yawn* You two done yet?
Red Eyes & Ben: NO!
Summer: For Arceus's sake...
Ben: We're only seeing the meteor shower.
Blue Eyes: At the Wireless Tower, just you two...
Ben & Summer: IT'S NOT A DATE!
Blue Eyes: Sure. Good luck!
Leanne: Um, who'd you let pack the picnic basket?
Rand: Ben and Summer.
Leanne: *facepalms and mutters curses under breath* You know we're gonna starve now, right.
Rand: Um...
Summer: Mississippi. Spell it.
Red Eyes: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
Summer: ...
Red Eyes: ...What?
Summer: Nothing.
Summer: Hmm, these are good sandwiches! *finishes sandwich*
Ben: Yea-HEY! Why does my sandwich have pickles!
Summer: ...Oops.
Red Eyes: Scared of the dark? Me? Nah, I'm not scared of anything-what was that?!
Summer: Oh stop twitching, will ya? You're gonna get us caught stealing cookies.
Red Eyes: BUT THERE WERE GHASTLY-
Summer: STOP WHISPER-YELLING SO LOUD!
Ben: *sounding nervous* Hey, have you seen Summer lately?
Red Eyes: Nooo; why? Did you make her mad?
Ben: No, but she sure is moody right now.
Summer: Women do not get moody. There are just times when we have patience to put up with the worlds bulls***.
Red Eyes: When did you get here?
Red Eyes: Nema, what are you planning do with that stupidly huge roll of duct tape?
Nema: Taping up the cabinet with the marshmellows in it. I wanna see how far Summer will go to get them back.
Red Eyes: Sweet. Can I help?
Nema: Be my guest.
Red Eyes: *splashed with water* HEY!
Summer: *holding water gun* Heh.
Red Eyes: What was that for?! *a water gun attack comes out of nowhere and soaks him.* WHAT THE H***!
Ben: *comes in on riding Suicune* Hey guys.
Summer: *anime sparkly eyes*
And that's another 20 short stories in the can. Thanks to the people who reviewed! If I get another inspiration I'll update again; but it will be considered complete for the time being.
Red Eyes: *grumbling* All wet now...
I could have made it worse, ya know.
Red Eyes: ...
I thought so.
Summer: Oh Red Eyes! *comes in riding Suicune*
Red Eyes: S***.
o.O What the heck...NEMA! HAVE YOU BEEN HACKING INTO MY LAPTOP AGAIN?! [Nema: :D]