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#6. In reference to #4, I am not allowed to interrogate that suspicious person in a dark alley. Not even if they look really 'dangerous'.

Bruce and Selina, still grinning from ear to ear, followed the 'suspicious' looking man and when no-one was around, Selina grabs the man and shoves him into a dark alley, with his back against the wall.

"For who do you work!" Cat shouts, shaking the surprised looking man like crazy.

"I-I am not involved in anything" the man gasped, staring at the children like they were crazy. (Which they were).

"That's what they all say" Cat replies, glaring suspiciously at the man, and tightens her grip some more as the man tries to free himself. Bruce nodding his head up and down in agreement. "But we know better than to trust them."

"Look, who are you anyway?" the man cried.

Selina really is in character Bruce thought.

"Just two concerned citizen of the fair city of Gotham" Cat replies innocently.

"Really, FAIR city of Gotham?" Bruce asks, narrowing his eyebrows questionably.

"Yeah, your right! Sorry, can go a bit overboard sometimes." The man, thinking this was his chance, tries to free himself, but Selina was too quick and pushes him back against the wall. "Now tell us, for who do you work?"

"You know what I think?" Bruce asks, moving his head closer toward Cat "I think he's with the unicorns." This time Cat narrows her eyebrows questioningly. Bruce nods seriously.

"You think so?"

"I know so" Bruce replies.

"Look, you two. Could you please let go of-"

"So tell us, what are your troops and plans" Cat scowls, going along with Bruce's idea.

"I don't know what you're-"

"Oh, don't play mind tricks with us" Cat says, interrupting the poor man and shakes him some more. "Alfred told us many things about unicorns! And they always baffle the mind before they attack."

"I don't even know what a unicorn looks like" the man shrieked, glaring from Selina to Bruce and back to Selina.

"Oh, save it for Alfred."

#7. In reference to #6, I am not allowed to bring up Alfred's name in my so called; interrogation.

"Who's Alfred" the man shrieks, his eyes widens.

"A very big…" the young girl starts, her voice not louder than a whisper. "Tall and dangerous looking man."

" Master Bruce! Miss Kyle!" a voice shouts, Alfred's footsteps approaching them.

"That would be him" Bruce says, a grin forms around his lips.

"You better run while you still can!" Cat shouts, letting go of the man, who immediately starts running away. "RUN!"

"Do you think we went a bit too far?" Bruce wonders, while they both walk to meet Alfred.

"No, of course not" Cat says, after shrugging first. "You're so hot when you act all bad-ass." Selina batters her eyelashes. Bruce blushed. "We really should give you a nickname, something really bad-ass. How about Bat?"

"I hate bats" a disgusted look on his face.

"Yeah, well, I like it. And it goes with Cat."

"What do you mean, goes with Cat."

"You know, BatCat!"

As Bruce and Cat reach the limo, Alfred holds the door open so they could step inside. Before Cat even could do so, Alfred stops her.

"What were you two doing?" a suspicious look on his face.

Cat just grins. "Just making Gotham safe again."

"Yeah, we even have a team name" Bruce says proudly. "BatCat."

*Sigh* Alfred shuts the door.

#8. I am not allowed to break Bruce's heart. Not even if I really think it's for the best.

"Selina, I've got something for you" Bruce says after breakfast, a soft sparkle in his eyes. He hands over a piece over paper, written with something he's been working on the entire night. He even didn't come down for dinner. And now, it was finally done.

Cat cocks her head curiously, taking over the piece of paper and reads;

A special message;

Love is thinking
About someone else
More times a day
Than you think about yourself
Can you guess
Who I'm thinking about?

The girl looks up, Bruce face gets a bit blushed, waiting for her reaction.

"Bruce, there is something you need to know about me" Cat starts, the blush disappears, soft sparkle as well. "I. ehm.., don't know how to say this."

"You already have a boyfriend" Bruce fills in, nodding understandably.

"No, it's not that" Catsays, sighs deeply and clears her throat. "I'm lesbian."

#9. I am not allowed to organize assassin drills. No matter if it's for my and anyone else's welfare.

"Aaaah" Cat screams, running through the main hall up to the kitchen were Alfred and Jim sat, relaxing and enjoying their afternoon tea.

"Selina, what is it!" Jim asks worried, jumping to his feet while Alfred does the same.

"Assassins!" she replies breathlessly. "They've got Bruce already!

"What!" this time it's Alfred who gasps and Jim grabs for his gun.

"I couldn't do anything!" Cat cries, finding comfort by leaning against Alfred, trying not to faint. "I think, I think they- " the young girl chocked out, her hand grasping at the table for support.

Alfred went for his gun, Jim already had his in his hands. They look questioningly at the horrified looking girl.

"They are outside!"

Without a moment of hesitation, Jim and Alfred charge out the Mansion into the garden, looking around to see if they could spot any assassin.

"Where are they!" Alfred shouts. He and Jim froze as footsteps approached them from behind, slowly turning to the back door they see Bruce and Selina exiting the Mansion slowly, both looking at Bruce's watch.

"Not bad" Cat says impressed.

"Yes, it only took them 15 seconds to get outside! Very nice!" Bruce says, nodding madly. Then frowned. "Though, I would have expected more emotions from both of you. Those freaking assassins grabbed me. Come on people."

"Yes, thought so as well" the girl nods. "My acting skills are improved, right?" Bruce nods. "Well, they have another change when we practice again tomorrow.

The two children were surprised when they were met by glares of rage.

#10. I am not allowed to sneak inside the secret passage's at night and make cat noises.

MIAUW!

Alfred sits up straight in his bed, looking around bewildered. What had woken him up?

MMMMIIAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Cold chills ran down his spine as the noise echoes through the entire house. Then, realizing it's their crazy Cat houseguest, Selina, he rolls his eyes.

"Just go back to sleep, Miss Kyle!" Alfred growls angry, knocking against the wall of his bedroom.

"Miauw" is the soft reply he gets, only much closer than before.

"Miss Kyle!" a warning tone in his voice as he makes himself ready for stepping out of his bed, just in case Selina still didn't want to listen. To his relief, he heard the soft squeak of the secret passage door to her bedroom, followed by another squeak of her bed when she steps under the covers.

Satisfied Alfred shoves back underneath his covers and just when he almost falls back to sleep…

Miauw!

Alfred slaps his palm against his forehead.

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