A/N: Well, here's the next chapter.
Mickey: Our next game is everybody's favorite, scenes from a hat, this is for all four of you. What we do in this game is we have the audience make a bunch of scenes they'd like our guys here to perform, and we take the good ones, and put them in this hat right here. Let's start off with, 'What Disney Heroes do when offscreen'.
Aladdin and Lustig came up first. It looked like Lustig was swinging a sword around and Aladdin was filming.
Aladdin: Cut!
Lustig then pulled out a cigarette and lit up.
Lustig: I don't freakin get paid enough for this.
Bzzt!
The two stayed up there and this time Vrel came up with them.
Vrel and Lustig pretended, (PRETENDED!, so don't get the wrong idea) to kiss and Aladdin screamed again.
Aladdin: Cut!
Lustig then turned around and spit.
Lustig: You taste like a rotten burger!
Vrel: I had better get a raise for this.
Bzzt!
Mickey: That image is going to be in my nightmares tonight. Was it really a rotten burger?
Lustig licked his lips.
Lustig: Medium-rare steak.
The audience laughed.
Vrel: I have a bad feeling there might be bad fanfictions written off of that.
The audience laughed even more.
Mickey: Ok, next one. 'What you would have said when Bambi's mom died'.
Lustig: I love my, STEAK STEAK STEAK! Gotta have my STEAK STEAK STE-
Bzzt!
Vrel: So, yeah Bambi your mom died, and... do you know if she might have left anything in her will to me?
Vrel went back, but then went up again.
Vrel: Well, in a way it's a good thing she died, because that was the only thing people will remember about this movie.
Bzzt!
Mickey: A bit dark, but ok. 'What the audience is thinking right now.'
Lustig: I can't wait for him to unlock the doors so we can get the hell out of here.
Lustig went back down.
Vrel: I'm beginning to think I should've been paid more to have to sit through this crap.
Vrel went back down.
Es: She may say the least, but at least she gives us something to look at.
The audience cheered.
Before Es could go back down, Aladdin went up.
Aladdin: And of course that handsome Aladdin too.
The audience cheered even more.
Vrel walked up with them.
Vrel: And man did they get a good looking guest star.
The audience kept cheering.
Lustig came up too.
Lustig: And... well at least the fourth guy is funny.
The audience either awed or laughed.
Lustig: Now we just need to find something appealing about the host.
All four performers turned their gaze to Mickey.
Mickey coughed while pressing the button.
Bzzt!
The performers went back.
Mickey: Ok, 'Rejected Disney sequels'.
Es: Cinderella 4, Background character #54's happy ending.
Vrel: Fox and the hound 3, end it with a cock fight.
Some of the audience booed.
Vrel: What was wrong with that joke?
Lustig: Looks like we have people from PETA coming in.
Mickey: Oh damnit. One last scene, 'Rejected lines from The Little Mermaid'.
Both Vrel and Lustig came up.
Vrel (trying to sound like Sebastian): Ariel, what did you do?
Lustig: I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I just met.
Bzzt! Bzzzzzzt!
Everyone went back to their chairs.
Mickey: 1000 points for me, because that's what makes me appealing.
The audience laughed.
Lustig: Oh, it's ok. You got nice... you have a very nice desk.
Mickey: Aww thanks, a half a point for everyone but Lustig.
Lustig: This is why I'm seldom nice to people.
Well, here's the next chapter. It took me a bit longer with this but, oh well.
