To help keep on top of social media our royal correspondent gets a daily summary of royal news trending on twitter. This is a selection. All spelling errors are intentional, and have actually appeared on twitter. Twitter articles are created by very talented Oz Diva


FAO: Jordan Montongomery

Daily Twitter Report

#kensbarbie

OMG the thought of this is heartbreaking, Ken I love you. #kensbarbie

will she sit on the thrown? #kensbarbie

A she can't help herself #kensbarbie

No basic courtesy #kensbarbie

I'm jealous #kensbarbie

Legit? #kensbarbie

It's her life, leave her alone. #kensbarbie

Media needs to settle down #kensbarbie

Does anyone even care? #kensbarbie

I was so happy to hear Tatty had gone by the wayside, but this Mitzi doesn't sound any better. #kensbarbie

Bertha? Who could fall in love with Bertha? #kensbarbie

Princess Bertha? Give me a break #kensbarbie

Yay for Canada #kensbarbie

A nanny? Never mind long legs. I hope she has good child bearing hips, that's all the royal fam is interested in – breeding. #kensbarbie

Phwoar #kensbarbie

I wonder what attracted this uni student to the rich and powerful heir #kensbarbie

How long before we see her in playboy? #kensbarbie