You GOT to be kidding me

You GOT to be kidding me?

The Flock all screamed and ran around like chickens with their heads cut off. I quickly gathered Fang and Angel and read the first clue aloud. "Go to the closest Mall near a Mc Donald's." We flew up into the air.

Angel was about 80 yards to the ground while me and Fang were about 150 yards away. I turned to him. "Fang?" I said in a cute little voice Angel had taught me. "Yeah?" he said. One syllable, imagine that? "Is something wrong? You have been acting kind of weird lately." He rolled his eyes at me. "What?" I said automatically. "Nothing, I just have been thinking a lot lately." He said. "About..?" I was going to get it out of him. "About… things." I took one glare at him and he quickly knew that he was to tell me or he would look like a dead bug on the windshield. "It's just that since we finished all of our tasks to do I thought we could just settle down. And I guess that we won't be able to do that ever, so I guess I'm an idiot for not realizing it before. All I want is to be normal… for once. Just once. That's it. I want to be able to wake up in the morning realizing I had just slept in or have someone yell at me to hurry up and get ready or we will miss the school bus. Or- I don't know." I nodded for him to keep going. "I want to have a job and get married and have a family and fall in love with someone who loves me back. But that won't ever happen. Not to me. Not to anyone in the flock." He finished quietly. That was the most, the deepest thing I have ever heard him say. Whoa. That was a complete shocker let me tell ya. "Me too." I said quietly because what else could I say. "I just wish I could make at least one of those things come true." I said. And with that he mumbled "You can." He flew over me, got close and kissed me. (Which is really hard in the air.)

It wasn't a really deep one, just a little peck. I broke free. Then Angel came charging up to tell us she found one. I dived down into the air like a rocket. Everything was a blur. I quickly landed and walked quickly up towards the arch of the mall. They came after me and I read the next part of the clue aloud.

On the back it was labeled "Fang" so he took it and read it. "Fang, you must go into the Victoria's secret store and buy a bra and short shorts." He turned to me. "Max!" he screamed. I let out a laugh and almost peed in my pants. Angel was laughing hysterically too. "What?" I grinned. "It's supposed to be fun. You will love the next part too. Haha" I gave another huge smile. "What? Are you mad that Lisa or that science freak isn't here?" I ran out of the store with Fang chasing me and Angel laughing so hard she was crying. Then I ran into the store and Fang calmed himself down and bought a matching bra and super short short shorts. It was pink and yellow and said "want this?" We then read the next part of the clue and it said "now you must get dressed in it and fly to McDonalds." Fang went into a bathroom and put it on. The men in the bathroom looked at Fang and backed away from him. When Fang came out me and Angel were on the floor laughing but with one look from Fang and we calmed ourselves down and THEN started cracking up again. Fang put his clothes over the lingerie and we flew to the closest McDonalds. When we arrived we read the next clue aloud. "Fang, you must walk through the drive through with nothing except your newly bought clothes on. You must order at least five things on the menu. Good Luck!" It read.

Fang took off his clothes and approached the drive through. Cars were beeping at him and honking and you could see the people in the drive-trough laughing. I took a picture of him and yelled "cheese". He shot a glance at me but I shook it off. Once he reached the chashier he payed his things and the clerk screamed for the owner and the owner was yelling at Fang. Ohh it was so very funny. He turned and ran and flew up into the air before the owner beat him with his broom. "Next Dare!" I called to Fang from up above the ground. "Good!" He said "I hope it's for you!" and with that he cracked a smile and everyone could tell he was having the time of his life. And so were we. I grabbed the next clue and it read… "TO MAX".