Yo, I don't own any of these characters, just Director Kitty and Big
Booming Narrator, so quit yer whinin' and read up, oh, and if you wouldn't
mind reviewing too!!
(one minute before the live perfect villain tryout)
Big Booming Narrator: (to a make up artist) Do you think I need more eyeliner?
Make up artist: No, people don't look at you, you're a narrator.
Big Booming Narrator: Well, just in case they do, don't you think I need a darker blush shade? We're on? OH! We're on! Heh heh, welcome to the second edition of the live tryouts for the perfect villain. What about my lips? Red or Pink?
(moves on)
Director Kitty: Alright, Venom, Spider-man, you guys are fighting in a warehouse. Venom, no say some bad thingies to Spider-man.
Venom: Be afraid Spider-man, for WE are Venom.
Director Kitty: Woah, wait wait, what's this "we" thing.
Venom: We always refer to ourselves as we.
Director Kitty: Well, I don't like it, change it.
Venom: But it's our trademark!
Director Kitty: I don't care if your trademark is grabbin' your rear at the end of each scene, change it or at least try.
Venom: Be afraid, Spider-Man for mm-mm-me are Venom.
Director Kitty: Me are Venom? Come one, didn't you ever take English classes?
Venom: Well, no, (pouts)
Director Kitty: (rolls eyes) Say "I am Venom"
Venom: I am Venom. That doesn't sound right, we can't do this, we're not good actors.
Director Kitty: (sighs in aggravation) You are a good actor.
Venom: (starts to cry) No, we know what you're thinking, you're thinking we're the worst actors in the world, no UNIVERSE! (sobs heavily as Spider- man puts a hand on his shoulder)
Director Kitty: Man where do those other directors find patience for these guys? Listen uh, Venoms, why don't you head on outta here, get something to eat, take a break and we'll call you if you get the part, okay?
Venom: You're not going to call are you?
Director Kitty: (who is a very bad liar) Oh, of couse I will, you know me!
Venom: No, we don't really know you actually. But I guess since you promised to call us I'll go.
Director Kitty: Thank Venom, we'll see you (whispers to assistant) Scratch Venom!
Spider-man: Wow! I can't believe I stayed quiet all this time!
Big Booming Narrator: And tomorrow we'll have the Chameleon! (to make up artist) Seriously, no lipstick?
Make up artist: No---------No lipstick.
(one minute before the live perfect villain tryout)
Big Booming Narrator: (to a make up artist) Do you think I need more eyeliner?
Make up artist: No, people don't look at you, you're a narrator.
Big Booming Narrator: Well, just in case they do, don't you think I need a darker blush shade? We're on? OH! We're on! Heh heh, welcome to the second edition of the live tryouts for the perfect villain. What about my lips? Red or Pink?
(moves on)
Director Kitty: Alright, Venom, Spider-man, you guys are fighting in a warehouse. Venom, no say some bad thingies to Spider-man.
Venom: Be afraid Spider-man, for WE are Venom.
Director Kitty: Woah, wait wait, what's this "we" thing.
Venom: We always refer to ourselves as we.
Director Kitty: Well, I don't like it, change it.
Venom: But it's our trademark!
Director Kitty: I don't care if your trademark is grabbin' your rear at the end of each scene, change it or at least try.
Venom: Be afraid, Spider-Man for mm-mm-me are Venom.
Director Kitty: Me are Venom? Come one, didn't you ever take English classes?
Venom: Well, no, (pouts)
Director Kitty: (rolls eyes) Say "I am Venom"
Venom: I am Venom. That doesn't sound right, we can't do this, we're not good actors.
Director Kitty: (sighs in aggravation) You are a good actor.
Venom: (starts to cry) No, we know what you're thinking, you're thinking we're the worst actors in the world, no UNIVERSE! (sobs heavily as Spider- man puts a hand on his shoulder)
Director Kitty: Man where do those other directors find patience for these guys? Listen uh, Venoms, why don't you head on outta here, get something to eat, take a break and we'll call you if you get the part, okay?
Venom: You're not going to call are you?
Director Kitty: (who is a very bad liar) Oh, of couse I will, you know me!
Venom: No, we don't really know you actually. But I guess since you promised to call us I'll go.
Director Kitty: Thank Venom, we'll see you (whispers to assistant) Scratch Venom!
Spider-man: Wow! I can't believe I stayed quiet all this time!
Big Booming Narrator: And tomorrow we'll have the Chameleon! (to make up artist) Seriously, no lipstick?
Make up artist: No---------No lipstick.