Hello again! This is everybody'snotsofavortitehoppeduponcheezitzauthoress with her co-writer David….who is everybody'sfavoritehoppeduponmarijuanaco-author! And today we begin chapter 2! And this is sadly the end of Tiduss' bashing but there is more to come!^^ So ready and get set READ!
But before we officially begin we will like to thank the people who reviewed our story!:
Mewteos- Itz true I am hoppeduponcheezitz!
Sage
LilFoxGirl
Inu-Baby
Bianca
And Yukira Chan!
Thank you again!
Disclaimer: This everybody'snotsofavortitehoppeduponcheezitzauthoress and who is everybody'sfavoritehoppeduponmarijuanaco-author do not own FFX yet! But we do in this alternate universe in um………..Blah Land somewhere. So in this world Square Soft owns it and in Blah Land we own it!^^
So ready now? And read?……………….
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Part II: An Afro's Hope
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: So our story continues with our favorite Gotta-Go-Beat-Sin gang and we left the scene when Wakka was just about to explain to the leader of the 70's Beauty Parlor what to do in order to get the hair sticking up for hours to come and make it waterproof too ::
Wakka: Ok! here we go, ya! Uuuummm....lemme see, uh....what were we talking about again, ya?
Everyone : ::Sweat drops::
Wakka: Hey you! do you know :: points to author and co-author ::
Annie and Me: HOW DO WE KNOW YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH THE PLOT! WE JUST WRITE IT AS IT COMES! AND WE HAVE NAMES TOO YOU KNOW!
Lulu: ::Sighs:: Sorry about that kids, you have to understand Wakka has the IQ of a soap dish and a attention span of a goldfish.
Wakka : Huh? What you say Lu?
Lulu:: ::Sighs:: Nothing Wakka. You were talking about how to make that "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5".
Wakka: Hehe I made that name up myself, ya!
Annie: I wondered why it sounded so "special" -.-, now I know why….
Wakka: ::Glares at Annie for a while::
::Wakka and Annie starts having a Staring Contest::
Wakka: ::Eyes starts to water::
Annie: ::Eyes stay normal cause she put eye drops on::
David: ::Stares::
Wakka: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES! ::The eyes are red, watery, and itchy due to the hair on the floor combined with dust::
Annie: ::Evil grin:: Give up?
Wakka: ::Starts to cry:: NO! NEVER!
Annie: Ok, suit yourself.
Everyone else: ::Stare stare:: O.O
Wakka: ::His pair of itchy, watery, and red eyes blink:: Darnnit! Now I have to buy lunch!
Annie: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 300 wins and 0 loses! I am the QUEEN OF STARING CONTESTS!
David: ::Waps Annie:: Get on with the fic!
Annie: Ow….ow…..ow! YES SIR!
::So anyways……….we get on with the fic!::
:: We go back to the scene where everyone is getting their new hair dos while Wakka is putting the whole bottle of eye drops back into his eyes::
Lulu: I really don't want a giant hair do.....it's already tiring enough just having to hold up my chest without falling…
Woman Number 1: No prob sweetie!
Woman Number 2: What would you like hon? ::Stares at the unconscious Tidus::
Yuna: Uummm...I'll speak for him, he wants to get rid of all the spikes and blondeness. I know! Make him look like Diana Ross!
Woman Number 2: Who?
Yuna: Oh My F****** Yevon! Your the 70's woman aren't you suppose to know? If a person from a place called Spira can know who Diana Ross is you above all people should know as well? HMPH! ::Gets into a hissy fit::
Wakka: ::Is still putting eyes drops back into his head from the intense show down with Annie::
Annie: BWAHAHAHAHA! Wakka never will you triumph in a showdown with me you half dolt!
Wakka: GGGGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
Head Woman of the Beauty Parlor: As you were saying hon?..
[Note: We'll just call her HWOTBP]
Wakka: Oh yes back to the "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5".
::So we go back to listening to Wakkas' "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5" and how to make it::
Wakka: As I was saying the "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5" is a family secret, ya? I'm not suppose to tell anybody about this secret but since your asking why not, ya!
Everyone: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Wakka: Ok ok don't get all fishy on me, ya! But promise you won't tell anyone!
Everyone: YEAH YEAH! GET ON WITH IT!
Wakka: The secret is is..........is.......
Everyone: WHAT!!??!??!??!
Wakka: Um yeah, the secret is super glue!
Everyone: ::Sweat drops followed by a classic falling down::
HWOTBP: Sir I can't accept this hair gel....it's made from glue! My customers want to be able to wash their hair and move it once in a while.....darn I thought we really had something here.......
Wakka: Are you saying your quality is greater than my quantity?!
HWOTBP: What does that have to do with anything...??
Wakka: Huh…..?; OH! Sorry I meant are you saying that my product ain't good enough for you?!
HWOTBP: Uumm......::Thinks to herself.....in a word yes.::............No....no sir not at all.....
Wakka: Hhhhmmmm...OH OKAY!
Lulu: ::Sighs::.....And I had to live in the same village with him ever since I was five....honestly his brother was nothing like him......Chappu actually had a brain.....yet Chappu wasn't smart enough to send his dumb brother to defeat Sin instead of himself.…::Sighs::....::Starts to sob out of pity and regret:: I guess it runs in the family....
Wakka: What ya say Lu?
Lulu: ::Sighs::....Nothing Wakka, nothing....
::Back to the section where Yuna, Tidus, Auron, David, and Rikku are sitting::
Rikku: Hey! What happened to Kimahri?
Yuna: What do you mean Rikku? He went to get a perm....look he's over there.
:: Both look at the ronso sitting in a chair getting a perm and deciding which color he should paint on his nails ::
Kimahri: I would like "hot pink".
Yuna and Rikku: ::Blink blink:: O.O
Auron: ::Is still asleep from being drunk::……………x_X
Tidus: ::Just waking up from his coma, he looks in a mirror:: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! ::SOUNDS OF CRYING AND SOBS CAN BE HEARD FROM THE BEAUTY PARLOR IN A 50 MILE RADIUS ALL AROUND SPIRA::
Tidus: My blonde spikes....My blonde spikes.... ::He just keeps repeating that phrase over and over again......::
Yuna: Look Tidus it ain't that bad after all it was all for the best!
Tidus: LOOK AT ME! ::Points to his newly created afro:: THIS IS THE SIZE OF THAT SHOOPUF!
Yuna: Good, then we can use your hair when we sleep!^^
Tidus: ::Looks at Yuna with wide eyes:: O.O IS THERE NO GOD!??!?!??!
Yuna: There is………..but he's not your savior! ::Knocks Tidus out cold so she can begin with painting his nails::
Tidus: x_X….
Yuna: Now what color out of all 789 different choices?……::Sees a wall with different types of nail polish displayed:: Hhhhhmmm…..ordinary colors are out…..::Goes up a ladder and throws down all 100 colors of ordinary shades and ends up hitting Tidus, who is still sound asleep::……..I hate Gothic colors…….::Throws out the colors that are dark dark, all 45 of them::…….I also hate any shade of green…….::Throws down 40 shades of green down::………Lets see yellow reminds him of his ugly blonde spikes………::Throws down 50 kinds if yellow including blonde, meanwhile every time she threw something down we hear the sounds of glass breaking::…..
Tidus: x_X….
Yuna: God………..this is harder than I thought…..
::Meanwhile we go back to Rikku and Mr. Ronso here::
Rikku: Gee………Kimahri don't you think "Hot pink" is a bit girly for you?
Kimahri: Ronso think "Hot pink" just nice. Not girly.
Rikku: Fine do what you want but hot pink is not the way to go.
Kimahri: Maybe me go change……
::Now we go back to Auron for a while::
Auron: x_X………………………….O.O………..::Looks around, shrugs shoulder drinks some happy juice and then goes back to sleep::…………….X_X……….
::Ok……….but alright::
Annie: Hopefully everyone will notice that they are being paid for ACTING not SLEEPING! ::Points to Auron::
Auron: O.O………..OH FOR YEVONS SAKE! ::Starts River dancing and doing a lot of acts like juggling…..playing with the Skip- It……………and last but not least the ever confusing and shocking Barneys' Theme Song….all the while David and I stare with our mouths open…::………X_X……..
Annie and David: BRAVO!
::Now back to Lady Yuna……..::
Yuna: ::Mumbling to herself::…….No…….this will not do………Nope……….Nuh uh…….never……..hhhmmm……nah………mebe?………no……::All the while she throws bottle after bottles of nail polish and landing on top of Tidus::…….and they call themselves a Beauty Parlor…………………blah…………nope……no………..hhhhmmmm…..no……….where is it?!?!?!……..nope…..nah….eerrrr……..to pretty……….nope……::5 freaking godforsaken hours later……..::……………AHA!…..I found it! FINALLY THE PERFECT COLOR! ::Yunas' eyes are all red and maniacally from looking……::
::Meanwhile everyone but Yuna are asleep using Tiduss' new hair style as a pillow::
Yuna: ::Shrugs shoulders and sleeps too::
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Morning
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Yuna: Ahhhhh! ::Stretches:: SUCH A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP!
Lulu: Never had I slept better!
Wakka: Me too, ya!
Auron: X_X
Kimahri and Rikku: ::Still asleep::
Tidus: ::Obviously Yuna did a very heavy job and he is still asleep:: x_X……
Yuna: Now off to paint his nails!^^
::So they off they go to their business::
Annie and David: God……..they are crazy…..::Drinks some caffeine to get them going::
Annie: So Yuna chose hot pink as the color and off she goes giving him a manicure……and maybe a pedicure…….
Yuna: And to think it wasn't even in the color nail polish case.......when I got to the space for hot pink it was missing so I went off in search of the missing hot pink to see if it would fit as Tidus's new color...it was near where Kimahri was sitting yesterday.....damn to think I had to walk all the way over there......
Co - Authors Note: Let's just let Yuna continue with her story to herself and let's continue with our main story. (Nobody has time to hear the complete version from her mouth, TRUST ME.)
David: And all the while Tidus and Auron are oblivious to their surroundings…….
Yuna: Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! ::She chants 'Must paint nails!' while she paints Tiduss' nails:: Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails!………..
Rikku and Kimahri: ::Finally wakes-up………::
Rikku: I'm hungry!
Kimahri: Me too!
Rikku: OK! THEN I'LL COOK MY FAMOUS 67 FLAVORED BREAKFAST SOUP!
Kimahri: O.O?…..
Rikku: Don't worry it's going to taste like heaven!
(A/N: I saw this in Pokemon one day, Misty was making a soup and she kept adding ingredients to it…….)
Rikku: ::Gathers ingredients:: Now for the ultimate soup! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Kimahri: ::Stares stares:: O.O
Rikku: Salt, sugar, lima beans, chicken, beef, plums, tomatoes, potatoes, humus [A/N:I don't know what that is but it sounds nasty..], noodles, blinis, butter, honey, maple syrup, nail polish, hairspray, water, pastaroni, tortellini, raviolis, thyme, basil, rabbit meat, carrots, celery, pepper, onion, garlic, rice, frosting, goya beans, paprika, cinnamon, cranberry, pork chops, wonton, flowers, nectar, bread, peanut butter, eggs, pears, peas, corn on the cob, gum, raspberry, blueberry, cheese, tofu, lettuce, orange zest, lemon zest, broccoli, asparagus, and last but not least saffron! Mix it all up!
Kimahri: O.O
Rikku: TA DA! BREAKFASTS DONE!
::Everyone flogged to the table, but when they reached the table they saw the dish and cringed in fear::
Rikku: DIG IN!
Everyone except Rikku and Kimahri: Uuuummm……no thanks we're pretty much full!
Rikku: You sure? It's delicious!
Kimahri: Good!
Everyone else: Yeah, itz ok.
Rikku: Ok then!
::While Rikku and Kimahri snack on their breakfast ......... The door to the Beauty Parlor blasts open.::
HWOTBP: Oh! It's Maester Seymour! Girls hurry!
:: A big commotion starts in the Beauty Parlor which, unfortunately gut's the gang's curiosity rising::
Seymour: Hi everyone! Gimme the usual honey..........:: Sees the gang :: .......Uh oh! I.....uh……um……I….. uh mean ......…::Clears throat to put on big masculine voice and in between a sissy's voice:: .........I HAVE COME TO UM....UH...ERMM....ESCORT LADY YUNA TO ZANARKAND.....YEAH THAT'S IT! ^_^
Yuna: Um....why thank you.....but how did you know we would be here....?
Seymour: Oh! um...let's see.....Tromell told me! Yeah that's it!
Yuna: Hhhhmmm........:: You can see that Seymour is very nervous and hopes Yuna won't find out he came to get a manicure, he starts sweating like MAD....which creates a very nasty smell since he is half human and half guado:: ........Hhhhmmm OKAY!
Tidus: Pshhh…..::While he's talking he fluffs his afro::....Yeah, right Seymour, admit it you came to get pretty too.
Seymour: .............I don't know what your talking about.....OKAY, OKAY! I admit it ...... I want to be pretty! Can you blame me?! ::Starts to sob::
Tidus: In a word yes....but I do feel your pain....I mean look at me! ::Starts comforting each other after discovering a common interest and bond with each other::
Yuna: Hey! Your're suppose to like me!
Tidus and Seymour: Yeah whatever.....in your dreams maybe.....::start developing feelings for each other::
:: Tidus and Seymour are seen running off together and in the background music of bliss and joy are playing while they are running together into the sunset::
Everyone: ::Blink, Blink..…::
Co - Authors Note: Ok! sorry about that scene folks but stay with us! I had to get rid of Tidus in this story, (At least this chapter), cause he was getting on my nerves! In other words I had to make it so that it would make sense......anyways! No more Tidus and Seymour for this chapter! Yay!
Everyone: :::Cheers, then goes off doing what they were doing not even noticing that Tidus had left::
Annie: Hey itz lunchtime!
Lulu: By Yevon I didn't even notice amidst all this chivalry!
Yuna: I'm HUNGRY!
Rikku and Kimahri: ::They are so bloated from the soup they are to full to even speak::
Wakka: Lunchtime, ya? Whose buying?
Annie: Who else would it be?
Wakka: Oh…………..right! I guess I forgot, ya?
Auron: X_X
David: Lunch? I'm in!
Annie: Where we going to eat?
Yuna: A place where they serve kids meals!
David, Annie, Lulu, and Wakka: O.O
Yuna: Hehehehehe……….
Annie: Somewhere fancy…..
Lulu: A diner………..::Thinking to herself: So I could earn a few gils::
David: Anywhere that serves decent food! Not fish guts and intestines this time! ::Glares at Wakka::
Wakka: Fine fine, I didn't realize you guys were that sensitive to fish guts last time, ya.
~Flashback~
Wakka: That was the best guts ya!
Everyone else: ::Throws up like about 7 buckets worth::
~End of Flashback~
Wakka: Ya, those were the times……..
Annie: So where are we gonna eat at?
Wakka: How about the buffet?
David: I just hope the food there are all decent!
Lulu: Sure. ::I just hope there are men wanting to spend some gils on me…..::
Annie: Ok.
Yuna: KIDS MEALS!
::We ignore Yuna, so off we go to the buffet 3 miles away::
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At the Buffet
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Waiter: Hello, welcome to Spira Buffet how many and how many child[ren] please?
Wakka: Four adults please and one child.
Waiter: ::Looks at us weird but he goes on anyways:: Right this way please.
Annie, David, Wakka, Lulu, and Yuna follows the waiter.
Wakka: Ok go and eat!
::Wakka figured that dining at the buffet might be the same as dining in McDonalds…..but no…….he was wrong::
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Annie: Now what may have gone wrong?…………….
David: I'm not to sure ........ how did we go from killing Tidus to eating at a buffet?
Annie: Who knows?......I think we wound away from the road around the beginning of Chapter Two…………….....
David: Damn.....what should we do?? I mean we just can't leave them at the buffet...
Annie: Or can we?
David and Annie: Hmm.........
::So off the two authors go ditching their own story to starts again, hopefully this time they'll stay on the yellow brick road::
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Wakka: Hey! Where did everybody go?
But before we officially begin we will like to thank the people who reviewed our story!:
Mewteos- Itz true I am hoppeduponcheezitz!
Sage
LilFoxGirl
Inu-Baby
Bianca
And Yukira Chan!
Thank you again!
Disclaimer: This everybody'snotsofavortitehoppeduponcheezitzauthoress and who is everybody'sfavoritehoppeduponmarijuanaco-author do not own FFX yet! But we do in this alternate universe in um………..Blah Land somewhere. So in this world Square Soft owns it and in Blah Land we own it!^^
So ready now? And read?……………….
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Part II: An Afro's Hope
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: So our story continues with our favorite Gotta-Go-Beat-Sin gang and we left the scene when Wakka was just about to explain to the leader of the 70's Beauty Parlor what to do in order to get the hair sticking up for hours to come and make it waterproof too ::
Wakka: Ok! here we go, ya! Uuuummm....lemme see, uh....what were we talking about again, ya?
Everyone : ::Sweat drops::
Wakka: Hey you! do you know :: points to author and co-author ::
Annie and Me: HOW DO WE KNOW YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH THE PLOT! WE JUST WRITE IT AS IT COMES! AND WE HAVE NAMES TOO YOU KNOW!
Lulu: ::Sighs:: Sorry about that kids, you have to understand Wakka has the IQ of a soap dish and a attention span of a goldfish.
Wakka : Huh? What you say Lu?
Lulu:: ::Sighs:: Nothing Wakka. You were talking about how to make that "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5".
Wakka: Hehe I made that name up myself, ya!
Annie: I wondered why it sounded so "special" -.-, now I know why….
Wakka: ::Glares at Annie for a while::
::Wakka and Annie starts having a Staring Contest::
Wakka: ::Eyes starts to water::
Annie: ::Eyes stay normal cause she put eye drops on::
David: ::Stares::
Wakka: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES! ::The eyes are red, watery, and itchy due to the hair on the floor combined with dust::
Annie: ::Evil grin:: Give up?
Wakka: ::Starts to cry:: NO! NEVER!
Annie: Ok, suit yourself.
Everyone else: ::Stare stare:: O.O
Wakka: ::His pair of itchy, watery, and red eyes blink:: Darnnit! Now I have to buy lunch!
Annie: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 300 wins and 0 loses! I am the QUEEN OF STARING CONTESTS!
David: ::Waps Annie:: Get on with the fic!
Annie: Ow….ow…..ow! YES SIR!
::So anyways……….we get on with the fic!::
:: We go back to the scene where everyone is getting their new hair dos while Wakka is putting the whole bottle of eye drops back into his eyes::
Lulu: I really don't want a giant hair do.....it's already tiring enough just having to hold up my chest without falling…
Woman Number 1: No prob sweetie!
Woman Number 2: What would you like hon? ::Stares at the unconscious Tidus::
Yuna: Uummm...I'll speak for him, he wants to get rid of all the spikes and blondeness. I know! Make him look like Diana Ross!
Woman Number 2: Who?
Yuna: Oh My F****** Yevon! Your the 70's woman aren't you suppose to know? If a person from a place called Spira can know who Diana Ross is you above all people should know as well? HMPH! ::Gets into a hissy fit::
Wakka: ::Is still putting eyes drops back into his head from the intense show down with Annie::
Annie: BWAHAHAHAHA! Wakka never will you triumph in a showdown with me you half dolt!
Wakka: GGGGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
Head Woman of the Beauty Parlor: As you were saying hon?..
[Note: We'll just call her HWOTBP]
Wakka: Oh yes back to the "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5".
::So we go back to listening to Wakkas' "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5" and how to make it::
Wakka: As I was saying the "Super Duper Wakka Hair Gel Extreme Mach 5" is a family secret, ya? I'm not suppose to tell anybody about this secret but since your asking why not, ya!
Everyone: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Wakka: Ok ok don't get all fishy on me, ya! But promise you won't tell anyone!
Everyone: YEAH YEAH! GET ON WITH IT!
Wakka: The secret is is..........is.......
Everyone: WHAT!!??!??!??!
Wakka: Um yeah, the secret is super glue!
Everyone: ::Sweat drops followed by a classic falling down::
HWOTBP: Sir I can't accept this hair gel....it's made from glue! My customers want to be able to wash their hair and move it once in a while.....darn I thought we really had something here.......
Wakka: Are you saying your quality is greater than my quantity?!
HWOTBP: What does that have to do with anything...??
Wakka: Huh…..?; OH! Sorry I meant are you saying that my product ain't good enough for you?!
HWOTBP: Uumm......::Thinks to herself.....in a word yes.::............No....no sir not at all.....
Wakka: Hhhhmmmm...OH OKAY!
Lulu: ::Sighs::.....And I had to live in the same village with him ever since I was five....honestly his brother was nothing like him......Chappu actually had a brain.....yet Chappu wasn't smart enough to send his dumb brother to defeat Sin instead of himself.…::Sighs::....::Starts to sob out of pity and regret:: I guess it runs in the family....
Wakka: What ya say Lu?
Lulu: ::Sighs::....Nothing Wakka, nothing....
::Back to the section where Yuna, Tidus, Auron, David, and Rikku are sitting::
Rikku: Hey! What happened to Kimahri?
Yuna: What do you mean Rikku? He went to get a perm....look he's over there.
:: Both look at the ronso sitting in a chair getting a perm and deciding which color he should paint on his nails ::
Kimahri: I would like "hot pink".
Yuna and Rikku: ::Blink blink:: O.O
Auron: ::Is still asleep from being drunk::……………x_X
Tidus: ::Just waking up from his coma, he looks in a mirror:: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! ::SOUNDS OF CRYING AND SOBS CAN BE HEARD FROM THE BEAUTY PARLOR IN A 50 MILE RADIUS ALL AROUND SPIRA::
Tidus: My blonde spikes....My blonde spikes.... ::He just keeps repeating that phrase over and over again......::
Yuna: Look Tidus it ain't that bad after all it was all for the best!
Tidus: LOOK AT ME! ::Points to his newly created afro:: THIS IS THE SIZE OF THAT SHOOPUF!
Yuna: Good, then we can use your hair when we sleep!^^
Tidus: ::Looks at Yuna with wide eyes:: O.O IS THERE NO GOD!??!?!??!
Yuna: There is………..but he's not your savior! ::Knocks Tidus out cold so she can begin with painting his nails::
Tidus: x_X….
Yuna: Now what color out of all 789 different choices?……::Sees a wall with different types of nail polish displayed:: Hhhhhmmm…..ordinary colors are out…..::Goes up a ladder and throws down all 100 colors of ordinary shades and ends up hitting Tidus, who is still sound asleep::……..I hate Gothic colors…….::Throws out the colors that are dark dark, all 45 of them::…….I also hate any shade of green…….::Throws down 40 shades of green down::………Lets see yellow reminds him of his ugly blonde spikes………::Throws down 50 kinds if yellow including blonde, meanwhile every time she threw something down we hear the sounds of glass breaking::…..
Tidus: x_X….
Yuna: God………..this is harder than I thought…..
::Meanwhile we go back to Rikku and Mr. Ronso here::
Rikku: Gee………Kimahri don't you think "Hot pink" is a bit girly for you?
Kimahri: Ronso think "Hot pink" just nice. Not girly.
Rikku: Fine do what you want but hot pink is not the way to go.
Kimahri: Maybe me go change……
::Now we go back to Auron for a while::
Auron: x_X………………………….O.O………..::Looks around, shrugs shoulder drinks some happy juice and then goes back to sleep::…………….X_X……….
::Ok……….but alright::
Annie: Hopefully everyone will notice that they are being paid for ACTING not SLEEPING! ::Points to Auron::
Auron: O.O………..OH FOR YEVONS SAKE! ::Starts River dancing and doing a lot of acts like juggling…..playing with the Skip- It……………and last but not least the ever confusing and shocking Barneys' Theme Song….all the while David and I stare with our mouths open…::………X_X……..
Annie and David: BRAVO!
::Now back to Lady Yuna……..::
Yuna: ::Mumbling to herself::…….No…….this will not do………Nope……….Nuh uh…….never……..hhhmmm……nah………mebe?………no……::All the while she throws bottle after bottles of nail polish and landing on top of Tidus::…….and they call themselves a Beauty Parlor…………………blah…………nope……no………..hhhhmmmm…..no……….where is it?!?!?!……..nope…..nah….eerrrr……..to pretty……….nope……::5 freaking godforsaken hours later……..::……………AHA!…..I found it! FINALLY THE PERFECT COLOR! ::Yunas' eyes are all red and maniacally from looking……::
::Meanwhile everyone but Yuna are asleep using Tiduss' new hair style as a pillow::
Yuna: ::Shrugs shoulders and sleeps too::
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Morning
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Yuna: Ahhhhh! ::Stretches:: SUCH A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP!
Lulu: Never had I slept better!
Wakka: Me too, ya!
Auron: X_X
Kimahri and Rikku: ::Still asleep::
Tidus: ::Obviously Yuna did a very heavy job and he is still asleep:: x_X……
Yuna: Now off to paint his nails!^^
::So they off they go to their business::
Annie and David: God……..they are crazy…..::Drinks some caffeine to get them going::
Annie: So Yuna chose hot pink as the color and off she goes giving him a manicure……and maybe a pedicure…….
Yuna: And to think it wasn't even in the color nail polish case.......when I got to the space for hot pink it was missing so I went off in search of the missing hot pink to see if it would fit as Tidus's new color...it was near where Kimahri was sitting yesterday.....damn to think I had to walk all the way over there......
Co - Authors Note: Let's just let Yuna continue with her story to herself and let's continue with our main story. (Nobody has time to hear the complete version from her mouth, TRUST ME.)
David: And all the while Tidus and Auron are oblivious to their surroundings…….
Yuna: Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! ::She chants 'Must paint nails!' while she paints Tiduss' nails:: Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails! Must paint nails!………..
Rikku and Kimahri: ::Finally wakes-up………::
Rikku: I'm hungry!
Kimahri: Me too!
Rikku: OK! THEN I'LL COOK MY FAMOUS 67 FLAVORED BREAKFAST SOUP!
Kimahri: O.O?…..
Rikku: Don't worry it's going to taste like heaven!
(A/N: I saw this in Pokemon one day, Misty was making a soup and she kept adding ingredients to it…….)
Rikku: ::Gathers ingredients:: Now for the ultimate soup! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Kimahri: ::Stares stares:: O.O
Rikku: Salt, sugar, lima beans, chicken, beef, plums, tomatoes, potatoes, humus [A/N:I don't know what that is but it sounds nasty..], noodles, blinis, butter, honey, maple syrup, nail polish, hairspray, water, pastaroni, tortellini, raviolis, thyme, basil, rabbit meat, carrots, celery, pepper, onion, garlic, rice, frosting, goya beans, paprika, cinnamon, cranberry, pork chops, wonton, flowers, nectar, bread, peanut butter, eggs, pears, peas, corn on the cob, gum, raspberry, blueberry, cheese, tofu, lettuce, orange zest, lemon zest, broccoli, asparagus, and last but not least saffron! Mix it all up!
Kimahri: O.O
Rikku: TA DA! BREAKFASTS DONE!
::Everyone flogged to the table, but when they reached the table they saw the dish and cringed in fear::
Rikku: DIG IN!
Everyone except Rikku and Kimahri: Uuuummm……no thanks we're pretty much full!
Rikku: You sure? It's delicious!
Kimahri: Good!
Everyone else: Yeah, itz ok.
Rikku: Ok then!
::While Rikku and Kimahri snack on their breakfast ......... The door to the Beauty Parlor blasts open.::
HWOTBP: Oh! It's Maester Seymour! Girls hurry!
:: A big commotion starts in the Beauty Parlor which, unfortunately gut's the gang's curiosity rising::
Seymour: Hi everyone! Gimme the usual honey..........:: Sees the gang :: .......Uh oh! I.....uh……um……I….. uh mean ......…::Clears throat to put on big masculine voice and in between a sissy's voice:: .........I HAVE COME TO UM....UH...ERMM....ESCORT LADY YUNA TO ZANARKAND.....YEAH THAT'S IT! ^_^
Yuna: Um....why thank you.....but how did you know we would be here....?
Seymour: Oh! um...let's see.....Tromell told me! Yeah that's it!
Yuna: Hhhhmmm........:: You can see that Seymour is very nervous and hopes Yuna won't find out he came to get a manicure, he starts sweating like MAD....which creates a very nasty smell since he is half human and half guado:: ........Hhhhmmm OKAY!
Tidus: Pshhh…..::While he's talking he fluffs his afro::....Yeah, right Seymour, admit it you came to get pretty too.
Seymour: .............I don't know what your talking about.....OKAY, OKAY! I admit it ...... I want to be pretty! Can you blame me?! ::Starts to sob::
Tidus: In a word yes....but I do feel your pain....I mean look at me! ::Starts comforting each other after discovering a common interest and bond with each other::
Yuna: Hey! Your're suppose to like me!
Tidus and Seymour: Yeah whatever.....in your dreams maybe.....::start developing feelings for each other::
:: Tidus and Seymour are seen running off together and in the background music of bliss and joy are playing while they are running together into the sunset::
Everyone: ::Blink, Blink..…::
Co - Authors Note: Ok! sorry about that scene folks but stay with us! I had to get rid of Tidus in this story, (At least this chapter), cause he was getting on my nerves! In other words I had to make it so that it would make sense......anyways! No more Tidus and Seymour for this chapter! Yay!
Everyone: :::Cheers, then goes off doing what they were doing not even noticing that Tidus had left::
Annie: Hey itz lunchtime!
Lulu: By Yevon I didn't even notice amidst all this chivalry!
Yuna: I'm HUNGRY!
Rikku and Kimahri: ::They are so bloated from the soup they are to full to even speak::
Wakka: Lunchtime, ya? Whose buying?
Annie: Who else would it be?
Wakka: Oh…………..right! I guess I forgot, ya?
Auron: X_X
David: Lunch? I'm in!
Annie: Where we going to eat?
Yuna: A place where they serve kids meals!
David, Annie, Lulu, and Wakka: O.O
Yuna: Hehehehehe……….
Annie: Somewhere fancy…..
Lulu: A diner………..::Thinking to herself: So I could earn a few gils::
David: Anywhere that serves decent food! Not fish guts and intestines this time! ::Glares at Wakka::
Wakka: Fine fine, I didn't realize you guys were that sensitive to fish guts last time, ya.
~Flashback~
Wakka: That was the best guts ya!
Everyone else: ::Throws up like about 7 buckets worth::
~End of Flashback~
Wakka: Ya, those were the times……..
Annie: So where are we gonna eat at?
Wakka: How about the buffet?
David: I just hope the food there are all decent!
Lulu: Sure. ::I just hope there are men wanting to spend some gils on me…..::
Annie: Ok.
Yuna: KIDS MEALS!
::We ignore Yuna, so off we go to the buffet 3 miles away::
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At the Buffet
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Waiter: Hello, welcome to Spira Buffet how many and how many child[ren] please?
Wakka: Four adults please and one child.
Waiter: ::Looks at us weird but he goes on anyways:: Right this way please.
Annie, David, Wakka, Lulu, and Yuna follows the waiter.
Wakka: Ok go and eat!
::Wakka figured that dining at the buffet might be the same as dining in McDonalds…..but no…….he was wrong::
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Annie: Now what may have gone wrong?…………….
David: I'm not to sure ........ how did we go from killing Tidus to eating at a buffet?
Annie: Who knows?......I think we wound away from the road around the beginning of Chapter Two…………….....
David: Damn.....what should we do?? I mean we just can't leave them at the buffet...
Annie: Or can we?
David and Annie: Hmm.........
::So off the two authors go ditching their own story to starts again, hopefully this time they'll stay on the yellow brick road::
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Wakka: Hey! Where did everybody go?