"You're all literal and figurative trolls, I'm on a different planet, the blue-guy likes horse porn, and the little shouty dude is God?"
The girl in the long red skirt who had introduced herself as Kanaya glanced back at the other trolls and sighed. "Essentially, Yes. You Are On Alternia."
She tilted her head to the side awaiting your reaction, as you sat back on your heels in deep thought.
"Bullshit."