Alois preceeded to spray white Cheese Whiz on the floor in a spiderweb pattern. Claude was internally screaming.
"Please Claude! PLEEASE I WILL LAY SPIDER EGGS FOR YOU! Two eggs and bacon! Don't leave me!" Alois was crying and groping on Claude's leg. Claude pushed his glasses up sexily. "Ew stop being a STD on my shoe."
"Claude, why don't you LIKE like me? You'r eyhe only one who doesnt" Alois why?.
"I think of u more like..a fre...nch fry. A french fry that cries salty tears a lot." Said claude. [yeah ik this is the 1800s or 1900s but they probably had french fries even if they were just called potatoe strings or vertical potatoes or whatever.]
"Listen," Claude whispered to one of the three triplets. "Bring this letter to Sebi's house for me." They obeyed. One triplet went to the front door, one to the back, and one to the side door, JUST THE WAY GRELL LIKES IT? Anyway, Sebi answered the door.
"Wooow who did your nails?," triplet was impressed with Sebi's goth manicure. "Oh I do them myself, I also do Ciel's nails and everyone elses nails you see in the show and manga." Triplet was so impressed that he forgot to deliver Claude's letter.
Emotional Dehydration ensued.