Powder Sugar White (Or … Snow White)
By Jessie
PART 1
A/N: Ok, just for the writing of this story, I had a lot of sugar! Erm … but you didn't need to know that, did you?
Episode 02: Powder Sugar White
Jessie: Ok, once upon a time in some land, not so far away, lived this Queen named Coco (From Rugrats In Paris), she was the step mother of beautiful Princess Cindy who was called Powder Sugar White since her parents thought Snow White sounded too Disney. They nick named her Sugar White, but you can call her Cindy White.
Well, Queen Coco had this really cool mirror, and she'd always ask the mirror the same thing every day, "Who is the prettiest one of all?" and every day the mirror would say, "Lady, I've told you this a million times! Rags can't hide her face, Cindy White is by far more prettier than you! Actually, everyone within two hundred miles is way more prettier than you!"
Queen Coco: Oh yeah?
Mirror: Duh! It's totally obvious!
Queen Coco: Show your face! Lets see how much prettier you are!
Jessie: Then the mirror showed her face, it was none other than Alisa Carmichael, Susie from Rugrats older sister.
Alisa: Gosh, your more ugly up close, oh, and you can't threaten to break the mirror and trap me in here forever since I just bought mirror break proof insurance, and if you break my mirror I'll have to sue you.
Queen Coco: (Grumbling) Fine, fine, I'll show you who is the prettiest of them all! Ickis!
Jessie: Suddenly the Queen's assistant, Ickis from Ahhh! Real Monsters appeared.
Ickis: You called Queeny?
Coco: Yeah, kill the princess, and as proof, bring back her pink hair bands!
Ickis: Her hair bands? Jessie, I thought it was suppose to be her heart!
Jessie: That's too violent and disgusting! Pink hair bands are almost red, and if you put them next to each other and squint, then might look like a heart.
Ickis: Ok … I'll be back soon!
Jessie: Outside in the back yard area, Cindy was cleaning.
Cindy: I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning, dum diddy dum di do!
Birds: She's cleaning! She's cleaning! Dum diddy dum di do!
Cindy: Oh, shut up!
Bird (whispering): She may be the prettiest, but she sure is the rudest!
Jessie: Ok … how about we skip right over to the part with Cindy at the edge of the forest? Ok, Cindy is picking flowers at the edge of the forest, and Ickis comes up behind her.
Ickis: Roar, grrr, ummm … are you dead yet?
Jessie: Cindy turns around, and asks what is he doing.
Cindy: Yeah! What are you doing?
Ickis: The Queen wants you dead, and she wants your pink bows!
Cindy (stares at Ickis): Why?
Ickis (thinks for a moment): I dunno, she wants to be the prettiest, but you better give me your pink bows and run far away so the Queen won't know your alive!
Cindy (shook her head): No way! These are my favorite pink bows!
Ickis: But those are your ONLY pink bows!
Cindy: Don't rub it in. * glares *
Ickis: Sorry, but I have to bring back something that proves your, not alive.
Cindy (thinks for a moment and looks at flowers): I know!
Jessie: Cindy took four pink flower peddles, put them in groups of two and tied each together to resemble her bows. Then she handed them to Ickis.
Cindy: Here, show these to the Queen!
Ickis (stares at flowers): Well, your no Martha Stewart, but these will do, now you must run far away!
Jessie: Then Ickis ran for the castle while Cindy ran into the forest. There where many scary things about the forest, the trees seemed to resemble scary faces.
Cindy: Cool trees!
Jessie: Ahem!
Cindy: Oh, sorry … umm, ahhhh!
Jessie: That's better! Now, Cindy runs through the forest …
Cindy: No way! I'll ruin my shoes!
Jessie: Cindy, your Powder Sugar White, not Elle Woods! Now, run!
Cindy: * rolls eyes * I wonder if Reese Witherspoon is treated this poorly.
Jessie: * mumbles * I wonder if Robert Luketic was ever treated poorly * speaking loudly* BY AN UNGREATFUL CAST!
Cindy: * snorts in a girl way and starts running threw the woods *
Jessie: That's better … ok, so now Sugar White fainted from all the running.
Cindy: * faints *
Jessie: Wow, that was pretty good, ok, now a bunch of little animals come up to her.
* The Spongebob Squarepants cast walks up to the fainted Cindy *
Spongebob: Look! A fainted girl!
Mr. Krabs: Quick! Check to see if she has money.
*Gary slitters up to Cindy *
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: What's that Gary? She's not breathing?
Sandy: Uh, don't want to worry ya all, but that's a really bad thing.
Patrick: Uhhhhhh … should someone do something.
Jessie: * hits hand to her own forehead * Stupid people! Get an ambulance!
Squidward: * sighs * Someone call the ambulance already?
*one hour later after the ambulance comes and Cindy is back *
Cindy: * pretends to faint this time *
Jessie: Ok, Cindy, you ok, right?
Cindy: * moves head up * Duh! Sheesh, I act well and everyone calls the ambulance!
Jessie: Well sorry, but we thought you really weren't breathing!
Cindy: Lets move on then!
Jessie: Ok, so once again the spongebob cast comes out of the bushes.
Spongebob: Hey, if we're sea creatures, what are we doing on land?
Squidward: For once he's being logical.
Mr. Krabs: Forget all that! Check to see if she has money in her pockets!
Cindy: *sits up quickly * Keep your greedy claws away from my Limited Two gift certificate Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Is that a human way for saying a lot of money?
Sandy: * shakes head * Can we please stick to the script?
Jessie: Well, I don't know, this is sort of interesting.
Patrick: Is that the thing that kid with the flying godparents always goes on?
Squidward: That's internet Patrick, not interesting.
Patrick: That's what I said.
Cindy: Would you just go on with the script? My back's aching from waiting for you people!
Spongebob (offended): Hey! We're not people! We're sea specimen!
Patrick: Yeah Ms. Smarty-pants! We're special men!
Spongebob (whispers to Patrick): Specimen.
Patick: That's what I said.
Jessie: Just move along people, I don't want to have to sit back and watch Dib narrarate this time, ok?
Everyone: Ok Jessie.
Jessie: Ok, well, I guess I'll have to cut short this chapter.
Everyone: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jessie: * rolls eyes * Don't be so overly dramatic!
Everyone: Sorry.
Jessie: Don't worry people! The next chapter is coming soon!
Patrick: We already told you, we're special men!
Jessie: Whatever.
TO BE CONTINUED! Will Jessie ever get the Spongebob cast to fallow the script? Will Cindy faint again? Will we ever get to part 2? Well, you'll have to wait to find out!
By Jessie
PART 1
A/N: Ok, just for the writing of this story, I had a lot of sugar! Erm … but you didn't need to know that, did you?
Episode 02: Powder Sugar White
Jessie: Ok, once upon a time in some land, not so far away, lived this Queen named Coco (From Rugrats In Paris), she was the step mother of beautiful Princess Cindy who was called Powder Sugar White since her parents thought Snow White sounded too Disney. They nick named her Sugar White, but you can call her Cindy White.
Well, Queen Coco had this really cool mirror, and she'd always ask the mirror the same thing every day, "Who is the prettiest one of all?" and every day the mirror would say, "Lady, I've told you this a million times! Rags can't hide her face, Cindy White is by far more prettier than you! Actually, everyone within two hundred miles is way more prettier than you!"
Queen Coco: Oh yeah?
Mirror: Duh! It's totally obvious!
Queen Coco: Show your face! Lets see how much prettier you are!
Jessie: Then the mirror showed her face, it was none other than Alisa Carmichael, Susie from Rugrats older sister.
Alisa: Gosh, your more ugly up close, oh, and you can't threaten to break the mirror and trap me in here forever since I just bought mirror break proof insurance, and if you break my mirror I'll have to sue you.
Queen Coco: (Grumbling) Fine, fine, I'll show you who is the prettiest of them all! Ickis!
Jessie: Suddenly the Queen's assistant, Ickis from Ahhh! Real Monsters appeared.
Ickis: You called Queeny?
Coco: Yeah, kill the princess, and as proof, bring back her pink hair bands!
Ickis: Her hair bands? Jessie, I thought it was suppose to be her heart!
Jessie: That's too violent and disgusting! Pink hair bands are almost red, and if you put them next to each other and squint, then might look like a heart.
Ickis: Ok … I'll be back soon!
Jessie: Outside in the back yard area, Cindy was cleaning.
Cindy: I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning, dum diddy dum di do!
Birds: She's cleaning! She's cleaning! Dum diddy dum di do!
Cindy: Oh, shut up!
Bird (whispering): She may be the prettiest, but she sure is the rudest!
Jessie: Ok … how about we skip right over to the part with Cindy at the edge of the forest? Ok, Cindy is picking flowers at the edge of the forest, and Ickis comes up behind her.
Ickis: Roar, grrr, ummm … are you dead yet?
Jessie: Cindy turns around, and asks what is he doing.
Cindy: Yeah! What are you doing?
Ickis: The Queen wants you dead, and she wants your pink bows!
Cindy (stares at Ickis): Why?
Ickis (thinks for a moment): I dunno, she wants to be the prettiest, but you better give me your pink bows and run far away so the Queen won't know your alive!
Cindy (shook her head): No way! These are my favorite pink bows!
Ickis: But those are your ONLY pink bows!
Cindy: Don't rub it in. * glares *
Ickis: Sorry, but I have to bring back something that proves your, not alive.
Cindy (thinks for a moment and looks at flowers): I know!
Jessie: Cindy took four pink flower peddles, put them in groups of two and tied each together to resemble her bows. Then she handed them to Ickis.
Cindy: Here, show these to the Queen!
Ickis (stares at flowers): Well, your no Martha Stewart, but these will do, now you must run far away!
Jessie: Then Ickis ran for the castle while Cindy ran into the forest. There where many scary things about the forest, the trees seemed to resemble scary faces.
Cindy: Cool trees!
Jessie: Ahem!
Cindy: Oh, sorry … umm, ahhhh!
Jessie: That's better! Now, Cindy runs through the forest …
Cindy: No way! I'll ruin my shoes!
Jessie: Cindy, your Powder Sugar White, not Elle Woods! Now, run!
Cindy: * rolls eyes * I wonder if Reese Witherspoon is treated this poorly.
Jessie: * mumbles * I wonder if Robert Luketic was ever treated poorly * speaking loudly* BY AN UNGREATFUL CAST!
Cindy: * snorts in a girl way and starts running threw the woods *
Jessie: That's better … ok, so now Sugar White fainted from all the running.
Cindy: * faints *
Jessie: Wow, that was pretty good, ok, now a bunch of little animals come up to her.
* The Spongebob Squarepants cast walks up to the fainted Cindy *
Spongebob: Look! A fainted girl!
Mr. Krabs: Quick! Check to see if she has money.
*Gary slitters up to Cindy *
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: What's that Gary? She's not breathing?
Sandy: Uh, don't want to worry ya all, but that's a really bad thing.
Patrick: Uhhhhhh … should someone do something.
Jessie: * hits hand to her own forehead * Stupid people! Get an ambulance!
Squidward: * sighs * Someone call the ambulance already?
*one hour later after the ambulance comes and Cindy is back *
Cindy: * pretends to faint this time *
Jessie: Ok, Cindy, you ok, right?
Cindy: * moves head up * Duh! Sheesh, I act well and everyone calls the ambulance!
Jessie: Well sorry, but we thought you really weren't breathing!
Cindy: Lets move on then!
Jessie: Ok, so once again the spongebob cast comes out of the bushes.
Spongebob: Hey, if we're sea creatures, what are we doing on land?
Squidward: For once he's being logical.
Mr. Krabs: Forget all that! Check to see if she has money in her pockets!
Cindy: *sits up quickly * Keep your greedy claws away from my Limited Two gift certificate Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Is that a human way for saying a lot of money?
Sandy: * shakes head * Can we please stick to the script?
Jessie: Well, I don't know, this is sort of interesting.
Patrick: Is that the thing that kid with the flying godparents always goes on?
Squidward: That's internet Patrick, not interesting.
Patrick: That's what I said.
Cindy: Would you just go on with the script? My back's aching from waiting for you people!
Spongebob (offended): Hey! We're not people! We're sea specimen!
Patrick: Yeah Ms. Smarty-pants! We're special men!
Spongebob (whispers to Patrick): Specimen.
Patick: That's what I said.
Jessie: Just move along people, I don't want to have to sit back and watch Dib narrarate this time, ok?
Everyone: Ok Jessie.
Jessie: Ok, well, I guess I'll have to cut short this chapter.
Everyone: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jessie: * rolls eyes * Don't be so overly dramatic!
Everyone: Sorry.
Jessie: Don't worry people! The next chapter is coming soon!
Patrick: We already told you, we're special men!
Jessie: Whatever.
TO BE CONTINUED! Will Jessie ever get the Spongebob cast to fallow the script? Will Cindy faint again? Will we ever get to part 2? Well, you'll have to wait to find out!