A/N: Wow! A review and a follow already! I want to thank Kailee for the review, and OracleOfAges for the follow! I really appreciate it! So just a reminder, this next chapter is going to be in Link's point of view. I hope you enjoy!
Chapter Two: Link's P.O.V.
I have been with a lot of women.
And yes I mean in that way.
But never once have I been with a woman like Malon. As I sit in this pub with her at my right, I realize how annoying she really is. I swear, she does not shut up. The funny this is, I knew going into this that she was annoying. I guess I did it for her looks, because damn was she beautiful. She had curves, a nice ass, boobs, and too top it off a beautiful face. Just as a bonus, I get free milk from Lon Lon too.
I could tell that by now, she was a bit tipsy. She laughed a bit too much at the jokes I told, and slurred her words just a bit, and of course, was all over me like every other girl in the kingdom.
What can I say? Girls just have a thing for me. Not only am I good looking, but I am a hero. Thats why its so easy for me to get girls. Maybe courting Zelda will cause the girls to relax in fear of Zelda getting jealous. Honestly, I hope it does.
"Oh, Link! I hope we are together forever!" Malon says as she leans on me. I do not respond, but I do not think she will care. I am actually not in a drinking mood tonight. There is something bothering me. Something about courting Zelda is bothering me, and I cannot get it off my mind. Its like I am almost happy.
Nope. There is no way that I am happy that I am courting Zelda. I mean, sure she has a nice face, but she just is not my type. When I say she is not my type, I mean that she is short and thin without many curves, an her face doesn't quite make up for it either.
Of course, Zelda is my best friend. We have been through much more together than I have been through with anyone else, so I would feel obligated to court her for a while if she asked.
I wonder how the people of Hyrule would react to this. I know that they love both Zelda and I, so I feel like they would go crazy. However, is that really a good thing? If they love us together so much, then what if they push us to marry?
However, I feel like I have to be the best suitor Zelda will ever have due to my competitive nature. If I am going to be courting Zelda, being with Malon will look rather... bad. I guess that she was never that great of a catch anyway. I look at Malon and tell her, "Hey, I think we need to take a break."
"Wha- WHAT!" She yells attracting all attention to us. I can already see tears starting to form in her eyes. Either I mean a lot more to her than she did to me, or she is crazy.
"Shh. Lets go outside and talk." I tell her as I pull her out of the pub. We walk the streets of Castle Town as I explain why. "I have been asked to court Princess Zelda." I tell her.
She turns to look at me, with big puppy dog eyes, "Are you really?" She asks me, tears falling down her face.
"Yeah. Don't worry though! That doesn't mean that we are going to get married!" I say trying to comfort her. I am not a crier. I do not cry. The time I cried was when I was six and my pet fish, fishy, mysteriously disappeared. My point is, since I do not cry, when I see another person cry, I do not know how to comfort them.
"But Zelda has everything! She is a princess, she has money, she is kind, she smart, and she is pretty! Of course you will want to get married to her!" Malon argues. Most of what Malon says is true. Zelda is kind, smart, and pretty. However, that does not mean that I will marry her.
"Malon, how 'bout I walk you home so you can calm down." I tell her.
She sticks her nose in the air and says, "I can walk home alone! See, I don't need you for anything!" She sprints away, leaving me to worry about her safety. I follow her at least out to Hyrule field where she gets on her horse and rides away to her ranch. I am not quite sure if I would have wanted to date a girl as over emotional as her anyway.
I decide that while I am out here, I might as well pick some flowers for my first date with Zelda tomorrow. I walk along the field trying to find flowers while planing out our first date. I find a daisy, which makes me think of her long beautiful hair. Then I find an orchid which makes me think of her eyes.
I think I actually have this whole dating thing figured out.