AN: "WoW!? YouR NaRUTo iS JusT aN Oc WiTh HiS NaME oN IT! rEEeeEEeeEeEeEee!" I get it. I really do. Personally, I have no problem with stories that are actually like that. I don't hate Narutos cannon personality or anything like that. Literally just wanted to write a unique Naruto. You don't have to read it. If you're bummed he's OOC then you're welcome to read my other story Devil's Advocate. To the virgin who PM'D me telling me Im a "shit author and suck" because of his personality you can do what the disclaimer on Chapter 1 says. Anyway, ROLL THE INTRO.

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"If you want I can explain to you what the definition of insanity is Yugito-san." Naruto's monotonous voice stated in the training field.

The boy's clothes were slightly scuffed with dirt and a few drops of sweat ran down the side of his face. Other than that the boy looked as if he had just taken a light jog rather than beat down an elite Jonin who harbored the Nibi for 2 hours.

Said carrier of Nibi gave a low groan of agony before she began to shift and try to stand on her feet. Yugito's clothes were torn and caked with dirt and blood. A trickle of the copper substance ran down the side of her face as her beautiful face morphed into an angry scowl.

"What in the ACTUAL fuck are you?!" Her voice came out hoarse and thick laced with frustration. She managed to adjust her position to her hands and knees and began to stand. The blonde proceeded to heave slightly and a thick wad of blood flew out of her mouth.

"I am a Sage.", The boy responded. He gave a slow blink as the woman's face seem to get even angrier? Did he say something wrong? He was a Sage. Was his answer inadequate?

Yugito's face pulled back into a feral snarl before her Chakra spiked. It began to mix with her Bijuus Chakra coalescing the two Chakras into a beautiful shade of navy blue.

Naruto watched on with slight curiosity. Perhaps she was finally going to take this serious. Maybe he should return the favor? It would be logical to give it your all if your opponent was going to be doing the same.

Naruto tilted his head when several Kumo Nin appeared beside Yugito. The whiskered teen immediately identified the dark skinned man as the Hachibi Jinchuuriki due to the amount of Chakra he possessed as well as having seen him earlier, and 3 unknown Shinobi who likely were aroind his age.

A blonde haired woman with pale skin sporting a noticeable bust, a dark skinned woman with unique red hair and another dark skinned male with snowy white hair. Interesting bunch these 3 were.

The Kyuubi Jinchuuriki released his Sage Mode and proceeded to close his eyes while folding his arms across his chest. The Hachibi Jinchuuriki was most likely here to prevent Yugito from accessing her Bijuu's Chakra. Whether or not it was for his or her safety was up for debate. Synched Jinchuuriki or not, he would still win.

"No need to get angry eh Yugi?" Bee had a large smirk following the statement. The 3 other individuals were staring directly at the male who had noticeably thrashed Yugito and would have forced her to use her Bijuus power to even touch him.

"You interrupted our spar. We were about to get serious." The blond teen almost seemed bothered. Hard to tell considering his voice was blank.

"Who in the hell are you anyway?"

It seemed the red hair was impatient and crass. But she had an above average physique and the handle on the sword strapped to her back was kept incredibly clean. A skilled Kenjutsu user. Like most of the Shinobi in this Village.

"Karui. Not cool. You remember what Raikage-sama told us did you not?" It almost appeared as if the woman with the larger than average bust was challenging her companion. Were they not a team?

"What if he's the long lost son of the 4th Hokage? And you just insulted him. Oh man, not only will we be stripped in the gallows but a war with Konoha could happen. And if that happens then Kumo would be on a way ticket to.-" The male was cut off by his red haired companion as she smacked him. Hard by the sound of his pained cry. What a... unique dynamic.

"Why did you guys step in? I had this under control." Yugito gave a small hiss of pain after her words as Bee supported her left side.

"Sure you did Yugi. Bro told me to reign you in if you took it too far. Judging by Mr. 9's state, you didn't have anything under control." Bee had stated that jokingly but the woman knew there was a hint of seriousness in that statement. She glanced over to the boy knowing what Bee said was true. This boy had destroyed her.

"To answer your earlier question, I am Naruto Uzumaki. You are a crass woman." The teen pointed out. It was completely normal to Yugito having actually had a conversation and then proceeding to fight the boy, that he would say something so pointedly.

The redhaired female didn't take kindly at that. Though before she could say anything Yugito stepped in. "Don't mind him Karui. That's just how he is. He isn't trying to offend you." She leaned most of her weight on Bee and gave a small sigh of relief.

"He didn't try anything. He already did." Karui huffed out.

The blonde haired woman glanced at Naruto and gave a short bow to him. "I am Samui. These are my two teammates. Karui and Omoi." She pointed to both respectively.

Karui just glared at the boy and Omoi gave a short wave. Naruto's eyes opened for a slight moment before nodding his head at the trio. "Bee. You called him Mr. 9. Does that mean?" Samui questioned her leader.

Killer Bee stared directly at Naruto for several seconds before nodding his head. "It seems Mr. 9 is strong even without his partner eh?" The Hachibi Jinchuuriki stated with a small grin.

"It is what I am told in my village and by my Sensei." The blond teen looked directly into Kiler Bee's eyes following that statement. Naruto's eyes were blank and unfocused for a few seconds before he shook his head. "The Kyuubi and I prefer to be alone. I ask that you respect our decision."

The Hachibi Jinchuuriki nodded his head slowly while Yugito narrowed her eyes slightly. They both knew a warning when they heard it. There was emotion in that sentence. For what reason? They were unsure. The two locked eyes for a few moments before nodding slightly.

"If we are done here then I will take my leave. You did well Yugito." Naruto began to walk away before one of the trio called out to him.

"How about you spar with us 3?" Samui called out to the boy.

Naruto glanced at her and then to her teammates before ending on Bee as if asking for permission. Killer Bee gave a nod with a grin before he disappeared with Yugito in a shunshin.

The man trusted them with an unknown individual who proved capable of battering one of their strongest Shinobi. The man was either very stupid or had an ulterior motive. Naruto didn't understand his actions but the man was already gone.

The blond Jinchuuriki shifted his body towards Samui idly noticing that her teammates already moved into positions just out his sight. They were competent which was already a good sign to Naruto. Sensei did often say that a good Shinobi takes advantage of any and all situations.

"Even after witnessing one of your strongest comrades and her state you still wish to fight me?" The boy tilted his head with a slightly confused expression. Samui compared it to that of a young child asking their parents a question to something they didn't know. It was cute.

"Are you mocking us? That's not very cool Whiskers. I may not be a Jinchuuriki but I have years of experience." The busty blonde shifted most of her weight on her right leg.

Naruto blinked at her comment before his eyes roamed up and down her body. He stared for several seconds before his head tilted to the left. "Years? You look as old as me. How old are you?"

Samui narrowed her eyes at the boy as he stared at her body. He wasn't ogling her body and he genuinely seemed to want to know. Yugito had stated that he didn't try to offend if his earlier comment on Karui was anything to go by. He was a Jinchuuriki... probably wasn't treated all that well.

"I am 29. It is rude to ask a woman her age Naruto-san." Samui fingered the sheathe of her katana as the words came out. The whiskered teen gave a blink and bowed slightly towards her.

"I did not mean to offend. You are a beautiful woman." His face gave no emotions away but Samui could tell he was just being honest. The young male probably didn't interact with others and just isolated himself to deal with the treatment of being a Jinchuuriki.

That made Samui frown slightly. Regardless of being a potential enemy in the future it was just sad that someone could be treated like this for something they didn't have control over. She shook her head slightly and focused her attention on his body.

He wasn't tense and his eyes closed after his statement. He didn't seem like the cocky type and considering he beat the shit out of Yugito earlier...

Samui gave a low sigh and made eye contact with her team. She gave a slight nod and their bodies tensed slightly. She rolled her neck to the left slightly earning a low pop before she seemed to blur in front of the whiskered teen.

Naruto's eyes opened slightly as Samui appeared in his vision. Her katana was headed straight towards his shoulder from her overhead swing. Naruto flicked a kunai into his hand and a shower of sparks illuminated the two as he blocked the womans attack.

As he locked his kunai against the busty woman's sword he noticed Karui moving towards his left side. His eyes left Samui and turned towards his right as he kicked out with his right leg before Omoi could blindside him.

The boy managed to shift his own blade to take most of the power of the kick but he still rocketed away due to the force of the hit. With his leg still outstretched from his action he shifted slightly and removed his weight on Samui's blade.

The woman's eyes widened slightly at the action. Her weight continued on the blade as it slammed against the ground just as Karui made it to the duo. Naruto spun on his left leg due to his movement and hooked his right foot under Samui's blade before flicking it towards her teammate.

The blonde could let her sword go and trust Karui had the capability to block it but the idea of being in a Taijutsu battle with the Jinchuuriki was unappealing. Samui began to move in tandem with her blade so as to prevent that outcome. Naruto glanced at Karui before he threw the kunai in his hand towards her. When the Kunai flew from his hand the boy made a single handsign.

Karui grit her teeth as she blocked the thrown weapon before a fist planted into the left side of her face. The girl was unprepared for the strike as she spun slightly threw the air. Samui's eyes widened as she noticed that in her lapse of concentration the boy had created a clone.

The clone turned it's gaze on her before it palmed two kunais and began atttacking her in a flourish of strikes and spins. The clanging of metal and sparks rang out as the woman defended against her attacker. The boy was incredibly fast and he had power behind every strike. He left no openings and didn't seem to waste a single movement.

The clone slashed low with it's right hand and began to shift slightly. Samui's eyes followed the arc of his left hand as it clleaved through the air towards her temple. The sound of metal tinking against the ground was her only warning before a fist rammed straight into her jaw. The boy dropped his weapon when he began shifting. Due to his aggressive attacks she could do little to defend against the punch.

The woman's skull rocked slightly at the blow before she felt two hits follow up towards her abdomen. Spit launched from her mouth as the blows connected. A boot was heading towards her face as she managed to finally get over her daze. She wasn't going to be able to dodge it.

Before the clones foot could make contact she was saved from further damage when Omoi intervened and took a strike at the clone. The clone struck his blade with the sole of it's boot before flipping off of it to put distance between them.

The real Naruto began to walk towards his clone and stood beside it with his hands in his pockets. "You've lost." He stated plainly and shifted his head towards their 3rd comrade. The two Kumo Nin were confused for all but one second before they immediately searched for Karui.

The redhair was on her back while a clone of Naruto restricted her hands with his legs and had a kunai resting on her neck. The girls face was glaring at the clones neutral expression.

"Sloppy. You have good chemistry but lack situational awareness. You should have regrouped every time I forced you apart. The only chance of beating a superior opponent is with teammwork." The two clones went up into smoke and disappeared. Naruto crossed his arms and continued.

"When I mean teammwork I mean it. Being able to attack and work off of each other is commendable but it wouldn't be enough for someone like me. Konoha has remained as powerful as it has been because teammwork is something that is fundamentally endowed in the teachings."

"You should know what your teammates do before they do. It takes a certain level of communication and trust to do such things. But I was not privy to such things."

The boy shifted slightly and stared into the clouds that Kumo harbored. "I prefer to be alone. I work better alone. I'm stronger alone. I know that chances of survival are higher when working with others and it's logical to wish to be apart of something more than yourself but I wish to detach myself from such notions." The boy shook his head slightly at that before directing his attention back to the squad of 3.

"Jiraiya-Sensei would tell you three that until you can trust each other with your lives that you'll never be able to beat a superior opponent."

Karui glared slightly from her seated position at his accusation. "I trust them with my life! How the hell do you know what I feel?"

The blond glanced at her before shaking his head. "No you don't. You hesitate. Should I place you in a predicament where you need to thrust your life into the hands of those two you would drown. More accurately into Omoi-sans hands."

Samui frowned slightly at his statement. It was something that she knew all too well from experience. Shinobi get to her age due to skill, talent, and trust. Many Shinobi didn't believe in luck. There were many times that Samui had to trust her comrades when in battle. She was confident in their ability and they reciprocated it.

If what Naruto was saying was true then something needed to be changed. She glanced at Omoi and noticed he had a slight frown and his eyes were locked onto the dirt. It seemed the both of them didn't truly trust the other with their lives.

"Your teammate has doubts. As do you Karui-san. Until they are fixed then you will die when on a high stakes mission for your village." The blond began to walk out of the clearing. "I state these things so the next time we fight you are more competent."

Samui gave a sigh and sat on the ground while sheathing her blade. "He's right you know?" Karui gave her a look of betrayal and Omoi grimaced a bit.

"What do you mean he's right?!"

"Because he is. Would you trust Omoi?" Before Karui could reply Samui interrupted. "I mean it. If you had to rely only on Omoi to save you from enemy capture or anything of the like, would you trust he has the ability to carry out the task?"

The blonde stared hard into Karui's eyes before the redhead turned her head away with an ashamed gaze. "Exactly. These are things we must work on. I'm not angry with the both of you. I'm disappointed. We've only been a squad for half a year yes, but you both need to lift the other instead of bringing each other down. I can't stress the importance of relying on each other more."

She rubbed her shoulders before continuing. "Do you think I say these things for my own amusement? You two need to get along. I let it slide for the first couple of months but I'm stomping it here and now. Do I make myself clear?" She eyed both of them and gave a hard stare as they nodded meekly.

The busty woman proceeded to get up before gesturing with her sword for them to follow suit. "Then prove it. Until you both can best me with teamwork we will not be leaving this area."

Before the two could protest Samui gave them a fierce glare. "That was an order. Disobey it and I'll make this even harder on you. I should have done this when we formed this squad. I will not sit by and watch you two die on the field because of a lack of comraderie. Now shut up and ready your blades."

Break

Naruto pulsed his Chakra as he left the training ground. He immediately locked onto Jiraiya's signature and began to make his way to his Sensei. As he began to make his way through the village the boys thoughts began to unravel and focus on a certain person.

Tsunade Senju or 'Auntie Tsunade' as she preferred to be called. She had declared herself as his self-imposed Guardian when he and Jiraiya were sent to retrieve her. The mission was a success... Naruto believed it so. The woman did return and indeed did take the hat. That was their mission afterall.

Of course there were many stipulations following soon after. She was the Hokage and she had made sure the village knew it. Hiruzen had been far more leniant in his reign as the Hokage and more often than not things would be swept under the rug. But when Auntie Tsunade took the hat things got dirty and bloody.

She had dug into files upon files of many of Konoha's darker ploys that Hiruzen and Danzo had enforced. The woman wasn't stupid. She knew that every village had it's more darker side but Danzo was a different story.

While Hiruzen had kept Naruto out of the crippled warhawks grasp, she knew it was only a matter of time before he would strike. Tsunade hadn't allowed that. She decided to handle it the, as she put it, 'Uzumaki way'. By killing the man.

Yes. It was that simple. She had even gone so far as to welcome anyone who would further challenge her rule to the hat. Abuse of power would lead to a revolt. Such a thing had merits yes, but the Shinobi of Konoha also had to realize who they were dealing with.

That individual being Tsunade Senju. The woman who could cause earthquakes with kicks and topple mountains with punches. A woman whos spirit was alight with flame after meeting Naruto. The blond teen didn't truly understand the significance of their meeting at the time but Jiraiya-Sensei had tried to explain to him the importance of it.

Thousands of Shinobi against a single woman seemed reasonable yes?

Incorrect. Against Tsunade, numbers were irrelevant. She was still in her prime. The Sannin were famous for a reason due to their strength. Many Shinobi liked to believe that Jiraiya or Orochimaru were the ones to be feared but only true Shinobi knew the danger that the medic presented.

It was why Orochimaru retreated when Tsunade truly got involved in the fight. Kabuto had been heavily damaged by Naruto and their only chance to truly survive was to turn tail and escape.

It was unfortunate that the snake managed to get away. It would have been quite a large sum of money to get if his head was turned in at the bounty boards. Another day perhaps. Naruto was confident that the snake wouldn't be able to truly match him. Afterall, Sasuke was dead and he had no true vessel. It would only be a matter of time before someone decided to kill the pale bastard.

Entering the hotel Naruto made his way to his shared room with Jiraiya and opened the door. The blond stopped at the door and gazed into the room with mild confusion. He hadn't done another cursory pulse of his Chakra after the initial one. So the fact that a woman was now in their room was surprising.

Even more so considering she wasn't glaring at his Sensei. She possessed snowy white hair that complimented her dark skin. She was a beautiful woman. Naruto slowly blinked and just shook his head while bypassing the scene and heading directly into the bathroom for a shower. Not even bothering to greet the woman or his Sensei.

The woman raised a delicate eyebrow as the shower head turned on. "You have an interesting student Jiraiya-san."

The older male just smiled as he continued scribbling on his notepad. "Yes he is. Naruto has an interesting and unique outlook on life." He ended it with that. It wasn't his place to inform the woman of his students behavior. She could ask him herself.

The room was quiet for several minutes following Jiraiya's statement with the occasional noise of a pencil scrawling over paper. Mabui closed her eyes and rested against the chair she sat in. Ay had informed her that Jiraiya and his student were to be treated as important guests. She was to be their guide for the next following days to ensure things were to their liking.

The woman didn't know why the Raikage saw these two as such important individuals considering they weren't lords or delegates from other villages. Just two Shinobi on a training trip. She gave a low sigh as the sound of running water cut off.

A minute later and the Toad Sages student came out with a towel drapped around his neck. The boy had no shirt on but was mindful enough to wear shorts. Mabui was thankful for that.

"Giving a lady a free show Naruto? Where are your manners?" Jiraiya's voice was teasing.

"I have them. You are the one who is lacking in that department. This is my room." The boy proceeded to dry his damp hair with his towel. "She is also a Shinobi. If seeing the skin of another male causes a reaction then she is unworthy of her position no?" He glanced towards the Jonin and locked eyes with her.

Mabui stared back with a calm gaze. The boy was lacking in emotion. The way he phrased his words had no mocking bite to them and just seemed to state the obvious facts. She would indeed not be worthy of her title and rank if something this minor was thrown at her.

"You would be correct Naruto-san. Though I understand that I stopped by unannounced it is still polite to dress properly and introduce yourself." She crossed her legs in her seat and watched in slight amusement as the boy tilted his head.

The blond gave a slight nod before picking a scroll on the bed and unsealing a new change if clothes. He proceeded to put on his shirt and introduce himself. "I am Naruto Uzumaki. Forgive me if I offended you." The blond slightly bowed to her following his statement.

The dark skinned woman waved her hand dismissively at his apology. "It is fine Naruto-san. I am Mabui. I am to be your guides for the remainder of your stay." The boy stared at her face for several seconds before his eyes roamed down her body. Mabui raised an eyebrow at his blatant actions.

"I'm starting to see the logic of your statement Sensei. I have indeed noticed that every Kunoichi is infact beautiful." The boy nodded his head slightly before taking a seat by the window of the hotel room and staring outside.

"I never lie when it comes to women Naruto." The man continied writing but had a larger than normal grin adorned on his face.

"I'd believe you if Auntie Tsunade hadn't punched you through 4 walls on our first meeting. You were ogling her body then and you continued to do so even upon our departure from Konoha." A heavy pressure appeared in the room following his statement.

Mabui's eyebrows furrowed in confusion after the boys statement. The room was deathly silent and there was a tension that made the woman slightly uncomfortable. The scribbling of Jiraiya's pencil stopped and he immediately fixated his gaze on Naruto.

If Jiraiya had any uncertainties about the boys infatuation with his teammate then they were dashed immediately. It seemed his student wasn't evennaware of what he was doing. Jiraiya began to glance around the room and noticed that the walls were beginning to shake and the floor was starting to creak.

Mabui grimaced as the boys Chakra began to seep out in concentrated pulses. Whatever was going on wasn't good at all.

"Naruto. Stop." Jiraiya's voice was firm. The pressure stopped increasing but it didn't disappear. The blond continued to gaze out the window but his eyes were lit with anger.

"If you were any other person, you'd be dead." The blonds tone was layered with acid as he practically spit the response out.

If there was one emotion that Naruto was truly intimate with it'd most certainly be anger. Anger was a simple emotion even in it's various subforms. There was no confusion when a cloud of hateful energy wrapped around you. Naruto had plenty of it stored up in his body. The fact he was even able to master Sage Mode in spite of these facts was truly incredible.

Mabui shifted uncomfortably as she sat in the cross roads of these two. Hearing the boys statement was slightly worrying. Was Jiraiya going to push the issue?

"Is that a threat?" Jiraiya's voice came out calm despite the tense situation.

"I don't make threats. Every word I speak is the truth." The boy continued to stare out the window and refused to even glance at the other occupants.

Jiraiya knew a volatile situation when he saw one. His student was quite literally a ticking time bomb. Anything in regards to Tsunade was off limits. It seemed the boy was subconsciously channeling that same protectiveness that she did to him.

The Sage had teased the boy multiple times on their training trip about it and he had noticed that every time he pushed it further Naruto would display his emotions. The question now though, does he push it further?

"You are upset Naruto." Jiraiya calmly stated. It was for the best if he did not push it. The older man wasn't actually sure if he could truly subdue the boy should he choose to use Sage Mode. The abilities of a Sage heightened your own power by leagues. It was literally comparing a Genin to a Kage after the boost.

His student didn't respond to the statement but Jiraiya knew he was listening. "Do you feel it?" The older male crossed his arms slightly as he glanced towards the silent Mabui whos entire body was tense.

"...I prefer you not speak of Tsunade in my presence." Jiraiya narrowed his eyes at rhe statement. It was his own way of saying 'This makes me angry.' It wasn't much but he could work with that.

"And why is that? She and I are teammates afterall." He noticed that Naruto rolled his neck slightly to the left while a breath vacated his body. He was getting agitated it seemed.

"You do not respect her." The boys hands began to curl and uncurl at timed intervals. Jiraiya was unaware due to the positioning of Naruto's body.

Naruto's eyes began to bleed red as he stared out the window while his hands continued their repetitive actions. "Why Auntie Tsunade puts up with your deplorable actions is beyond me."

The pressure began to rise and the room began to shake again due to Naruto's anger. Mabui flinched as the pressure wrapped around her entire body. Jiraiya gave a hard frown and proceeded to stand up. He would soon regret the next words that came from his mouth.

"You are being irrational Naruto. You don't even understand why you're angry in the first place. What would Tsunade say if she.-" He was cut off as Naruto's fist embedded itself into his stomach. The Toad Sage flew through the hotel room door and crashed into the room directly opposite of theirs.

Mabui's eyes widened as she noticed the crimson cloak covering the boy. Two large, floppy ears sat atop hisbhead and 3 tails waves behind him slowly. The amount of anger and rage wafting off the boy was enough to cause the woman to retch slightly. Bee and Yugito's chakra cloak couldn't compete with this. And this was only 3 tails!

"I'm being irrational?! You are lucky that I respect you and appreciate everything you've done for me. Mabui cringed at the alteration of his voice. Something that should only exist in the deepest and darkest of nightmares.

Jiraiya slowly walked back into the room with a minor limp ignoring the on lookers and Shinobi that were now investigating. Perhaps he shouldn't have pushed the boy. He deserved a bit of it. A light punch if anything. Certainly not full powered. He was sure a rib or two was broken now.

The cloak that previously surrounded the blond now began to dissipate. His face adopted a frown and he shifted his body towards the window. "I want to go back to Konoha. I'm finished."

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes. They had 6 more months left for their trip but in all honesty the boy already learned everythinf Jiraiya had to teach him. They were only on this trip due to the threat of the Akatsuki. The Sage felt the need to warn the other villages to be on the lookout for members of the mercenary group.

The older male sighed slightly nefore nodding his head. "There's not much left I could teach you. So if you truly wish to, I can send a message to Tsunade now."

The boy shook his head which surprised the male before Naruto closed his eyes. "We leave tonight or I go myself." Jiraiya's eyes widened at the statement. By himself? For what reason? Because he was upset due to their conversation?

"Naruto..."

"Tonight." The boy actually glared at the man for several seconds before disappearing in a shunshin.

The room waas silent for several moments before Mabui shifted uncomfortably and began to leave. "I... uh... I hope you enjoyed your brief stay at our village..."

She proceeded to vacate the building to inform the Raikage of the situation that just happened. Jiraiya just sighed before gicing a slight hiss of pain. The kid hit hard.

AN: Funfact - Samui is indeed 29. Crazy. Ive joined a FF Discord. So if you want to join and chat with other Authors and other readers you're welcome to do so. It's relatively small at this moment. Heres the link, just remove the spaces. htt ps/discord .gg/ mvWuuUu