Me: Hay!*dodges missiles* sorry for being late

Ita: Hn.

Me: Ugh of all people it had to be you! :/

Ita: :L Foolish little girl*MANGEKYO

Me: ...

Ita: Akasakuluva4eva doesn't own Naruto or any characters


Base:

"KARIN!" ,Suigetsu screeched

"What?"

"YOU CRUSHED MAH FOOT!"

"SHUT UP!" ,Sasuke yelled

He turned back to the form watching it remove it rainbow hologram thingy(A/N; What are they called)

Sasuke stared as the bubble gum pink hair cascaded down the figures back. Looking up a bit he saw a familiar face

"S-Sakura!" he stuttered out

"The one and only" Sakura watched as he examined her notice where he was staring. He was looking at her exceptionally large chest

"Are those real" he whispered softly but not softly enough for Sakura to not hear. She got up to get closer to him and unzipped her cloak enough to show her cleavage

"Wanna touch them?" Sasuke nodded slowly when his hand was about a centimeter away he was sent flying into a wall

"CHAAAAAA YOU STUPID PERVERT!" everyone stared at Sasuke's still form then finally Pein turned to Sakura "Your going to heal him" Sakura sighed

"Whatever Penis no need to go all 6 Paths of Penis on me" (A/N: Got that from another fanfic)she picked up the younger Uchiha ignoring the snickers she heard

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Konoha:

"BAAA-CHANNNN!" Naruto cried out

"WHAT!" Tsunade yelled

"Where's Sakura?" Naruto screeched

"NOW YOU CARE WELL SHES GONE!"

"G-gone what h-have we done?"

Flashback


Me: nooo flashback yet so HA!

Ita:…..

Me: Anyways I'm gonna post a poll(A/N: I typed pole the 1st time) on who should get my saku-chan(A/N: computa tried to change it to sake-chan XD)

Ita: We all know it will be me I soo sexy

Me: Surrreeee vote please before Weasel here kills me

Ita: AMTSERU!