Sonic used the tonic on his buttcheeks. It felt really good.
- Oh, fuck yes! – he said.
Afterwards, he took the tonic and ran with the speed of sound to the Sahara desert. Then, he burried the bottle of tonic 10 kilometres underneath the ground.
- Hehehe, that little fucker. – Sonic said to himself. – He's gonna have to come here again and dig it out. Good luck to him, I say!
He laughed and went on the date.
The next day he woke up all drunk in the trash bin with his anus all sore.
- Oh shit, what happened that night? – he said while getting off the trash bin. – Last thing I remember was me drinking pure ethanol with Amy Rose, and then she put me on my hands and knees, and then she pulled down her pants, and then I see only darkness.
He went to Tails to tell him about this situation.
- Hey Tails, listen, I've got a problem, And I thought maybe you would...
- Oh, hey Sonic! – Tails welcomed him. – I've also got a problem.
- Oh really? What would that be?
- Imagine what a surprise happened to me, when I went to my bathroom at evening and there was no tonic. Instead, there was a sentence written written in shit on my mirror, saying "Tails is a FAG".
"Oh shit", Sonic thought, "Maybe I've had a little overdose of methamphetamine last day."
- Well? – Tails stood there waiting for Sonic to explain himself.
- Well, the truth is...
- The truth is that I'm gonna FUCKING kill you right now!
Then Tails pulled out the magic sword of flames from the wardrobe and attacked Sonic with all his might.
But unfortunately, Sonic was faster, and he grabbed the sword and unleashed it's power, destroying everything in a kilometre radius.
They both ended up in a hospital. When they were there, Sonic promised Tails that he's never gonna do drugs again, and Tails said he would only make rice and chicken with the finest Uncle Ben's rices and sauces.
THE END