Dear Diary,

So L said the meanest thing to me ever!Here's how it went down.

Light- "Hey Ryuzaki, would you like to go on a date with me?" I thought he would say yes because a few days ago he said I acted like a school girl? Thats good right? I mean school girls are cute and everything...

L- "Look Light...you make me want to drink very heavily."

Light- "So we can have a rough night together?"

L- (sigh) "Okay you dont seem to get the hint...I sort of hate you." What? Right like how could he hate this smexy beast of a man!

Light- "Ahahaha, nice joke, so I already planed it to be at Penny's fun play time place."

L- "Ah just kidding about that hating you thing..."For some strange reason L got really uncomfortable.

Me- "Really? Ah good! I thought you hated me because I posted naked pictures of you all over the intern-" L ruddly cut me off.

L- "Ah no Im not kidding I really hate you."

Me- "You stupid cow licker!" I stormed away, god L makes me so mad sometimes, but that's why I love him!

Later that day I saw L asking Mastuda about the Penny's fun play time place, and Mastuda pulled out pictures of him all tied up. Gosh Mastuda is so weird! Why would you get tied up in a restaurant FOR EATING!Lucky L got disgusted and walked away from Mastuda but then for some strange reason when L looked at me, he looked more disgusted then he did from the pictures. Maybe it was my perfume? Well bye! Im going to go take more sexy pictures of L!