Did I put a disclaimer last time? Well, I don't own 'Slayers' or any of its characters. Okie? Okie^_^
Martina and 'Lina' sat at a table in an expensive restaurant.
Martina was gulping down trunk loads of food, while 'Lina' just sat there smiling.
"You know, for someone who's dying...you sure can eat a lot..." 'Lina' said getting a confused
clueless look on her face.
"Uhh..." Martina stopped eating a tried to think of an excuse for her to be able to eat so much
when she was dying.
"Well...uhh...that's my problem...I eat to much! And eventually...I'm gonna get so big...I'll
explode!!!" Martina said waving her arms about madly and dramatically.
'Lina' looked appalled.
"REALLY?!"
Martina nodded.
"Sad, but true..."
Martina was about to grab another drumstick from her plate, but 'Lina' grabbed it away.
"Hey!!! Why'd you do that!?" Martina demanded.
"If eating is going to be the cause of your demise...THEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, YOU SHALL
NOT EAT!!!" 'Lina' said posing dramatically.
"Oh great..." Martina thought to herself.
"Uhh...but Lina!!! That's only half of my problem!!!"
'Lina' looked at Martina with a concerned look in her eyes.
"You see...if I don't eat...then I'll die sooner then most people would If they didn't eat..." Martina
said as she started coughing.
"~cough~ See...it's ~cough~ happening ~cough~ already...~cough cough~..."
"Oh dear!!! What ever can I do to help you!!!???" 'Lina' said as tears started forming in her eyes.
"The only thing anyone can do...let me eat...that way I'll at least...die happy!!!" Martina said
dramatically.
"But there has to be something---"
"JUST LEMME EAT, DAMNIT!!!" Martina shouted grabbing the drumstick away from 'Lina' and
stuffing it down her throat.
Just then the restaurant door opened and four people entered.
You guessed it, those four people were Lina, Gourry, Amelia and Zelgadiss.
Martina dropped the drumstick she was about to shove into her mouth onto the floor and a large
sweat drop appeared on her head.
"What's wrong, Martina!? IS IT HAPPENING!!! ARE YOU DYING!? MAR---"
'Lina' didn't get a chance to finish her sentence because Martina had jumped over the table to
'Lina's' side and covered her mouth.
"Quiet!!!" Martina whispered harshly.
'Lina' struggled to get out of Martina's grip.
"What ever is the matter, Martina?" 'Lina' whispered.
Martina watched Lina and the others for a second as she tried to decide what to tell 'Lina'.
"Well...umm...you see those four people!?"
'Lina' nodded.
"Well, those four are trying to kill me!!!"
"Why would anyone want to kill you, Martina?" 'Lina' asked with tears forming in her eyes.
"Well...umm...you see that red headed one?"
'Lina' gasped.
"Oh my, she looks exactly like me!!!"
"Uhh...yes...but that doesn't matter...well...umm...a while back...I was a Princess...and that red
headed girl was jealous...so she destroyed my kingdom...and then I didn't die...so now she's
trying to kill me, and she got her evil evil friends to help her do her own dirty work!!!" Martina
whispered in one breath.
"Oh...that's so awful..." 'Lina' gasped.
Tears came to Martina's eyes as she remembered that fateful day when Lina had destroyed her
kingdom.
"DAMN THAT LINA INVERSE!!!" Martina shouted forgetting to keep quiet.
Martina sweat dropped.
"I hope...Lina didn't hear me..." Martina thought to herself as she shrank down under the table.
Unfortunately Lina had heard Martina.
"Oh...great...just what I need..." Lina said sighing.
"Who shouted that, Lina?" Gourry asked.
"That was Martina-San's voice, wasn't it Lina-San..." Amelia said sweat dropping.
Lina sighed, got up and walked in the direction she had heard Martina's voice from.
She examined all of the tables carefully, trying to figure out if any of the people eating were
Martina in disguise.
When she got to the table Martina had been sitting at, Lina screamed.
'Lina' glared at Lina.
"How could you be so mean?" 'Lina' said with tears in her eyes.
Lina backed away from 'Lina'.
"I thought you were nice..."
"Lina-San!!! That girl looks exactly like you!? Is that Luna and is she your twin sister!?" Amelia
asked as she ran over to Lina.
Lina let out an even louder scream when she heard the name 'Luna' spoken and she ran under
Martina and 'Lina's' table.
When Lina saw who she was under the table with, she quickly forgot about Shadow Lina and
Luna.
"Great, what are you doing under here?" Lina asked, sighing.
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That's all I feel like writing for now...I'm to lazy...I'll write more later...
Martina and 'Lina' sat at a table in an expensive restaurant.
Martina was gulping down trunk loads of food, while 'Lina' just sat there smiling.
"You know, for someone who's dying...you sure can eat a lot..." 'Lina' said getting a confused
clueless look on her face.
"Uhh..." Martina stopped eating a tried to think of an excuse for her to be able to eat so much
when she was dying.
"Well...uhh...that's my problem...I eat to much! And eventually...I'm gonna get so big...I'll
explode!!!" Martina said waving her arms about madly and dramatically.
'Lina' looked appalled.
"REALLY?!"
Martina nodded.
"Sad, but true..."
Martina was about to grab another drumstick from her plate, but 'Lina' grabbed it away.
"Hey!!! Why'd you do that!?" Martina demanded.
"If eating is going to be the cause of your demise...THEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, YOU SHALL
NOT EAT!!!" 'Lina' said posing dramatically.
"Oh great..." Martina thought to herself.
"Uhh...but Lina!!! That's only half of my problem!!!"
'Lina' looked at Martina with a concerned look in her eyes.
"You see...if I don't eat...then I'll die sooner then most people would If they didn't eat..." Martina
said as she started coughing.
"~cough~ See...it's ~cough~ happening ~cough~ already...~cough cough~..."
"Oh dear!!! What ever can I do to help you!!!???" 'Lina' said as tears started forming in her eyes.
"The only thing anyone can do...let me eat...that way I'll at least...die happy!!!" Martina said
dramatically.
"But there has to be something---"
"JUST LEMME EAT, DAMNIT!!!" Martina shouted grabbing the drumstick away from 'Lina' and
stuffing it down her throat.
Just then the restaurant door opened and four people entered.
You guessed it, those four people were Lina, Gourry, Amelia and Zelgadiss.
Martina dropped the drumstick she was about to shove into her mouth onto the floor and a large
sweat drop appeared on her head.
"What's wrong, Martina!? IS IT HAPPENING!!! ARE YOU DYING!? MAR---"
'Lina' didn't get a chance to finish her sentence because Martina had jumped over the table to
'Lina's' side and covered her mouth.
"Quiet!!!" Martina whispered harshly.
'Lina' struggled to get out of Martina's grip.
"What ever is the matter, Martina?" 'Lina' whispered.
Martina watched Lina and the others for a second as she tried to decide what to tell 'Lina'.
"Well...umm...you see those four people!?"
'Lina' nodded.
"Well, those four are trying to kill me!!!"
"Why would anyone want to kill you, Martina?" 'Lina' asked with tears forming in her eyes.
"Well...umm...you see that red headed one?"
'Lina' gasped.
"Oh my, she looks exactly like me!!!"
"Uhh...yes...but that doesn't matter...well...umm...a while back...I was a Princess...and that red
headed girl was jealous...so she destroyed my kingdom...and then I didn't die...so now she's
trying to kill me, and she got her evil evil friends to help her do her own dirty work!!!" Martina
whispered in one breath.
"Oh...that's so awful..." 'Lina' gasped.
Tears came to Martina's eyes as she remembered that fateful day when Lina had destroyed her
kingdom.
"DAMN THAT LINA INVERSE!!!" Martina shouted forgetting to keep quiet.
Martina sweat dropped.
"I hope...Lina didn't hear me..." Martina thought to herself as she shrank down under the table.
Unfortunately Lina had heard Martina.
"Oh...great...just what I need..." Lina said sighing.
"Who shouted that, Lina?" Gourry asked.
"That was Martina-San's voice, wasn't it Lina-San..." Amelia said sweat dropping.
Lina sighed, got up and walked in the direction she had heard Martina's voice from.
She examined all of the tables carefully, trying to figure out if any of the people eating were
Martina in disguise.
When she got to the table Martina had been sitting at, Lina screamed.
'Lina' glared at Lina.
"How could you be so mean?" 'Lina' said with tears in her eyes.
Lina backed away from 'Lina'.
"I thought you were nice..."
"Lina-San!!! That girl looks exactly like you!? Is that Luna and is she your twin sister!?" Amelia
asked as she ran over to Lina.
Lina let out an even louder scream when she heard the name 'Luna' spoken and she ran under
Martina and 'Lina's' table.
When Lina saw who she was under the table with, she quickly forgot about Shadow Lina and
Luna.
"Great, what are you doing under here?" Lina asked, sighing.
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That's all I feel like writing for now...I'm to lazy...I'll write more later...