Me: Welcome back to Ninja Idol! Today we have more contestants…alright whatever here is one. Kisame Hoshigaki singing…oh god…
Kisame: Dun dun
Dun dun
Dun dun dun
Dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Me: SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!
(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Me: Sorry for that! Anyway…ninjas…
Naruto: (o.o) –speechless-
Sakura: Uh…
Sasuke: …
Me: Sasuke say something!!!
Sasuke: Something.
Me: -twitch- ya…next we have Shino singing…some long title I'm not typing.
Shino: I'm doing alright getting good grades my futures so bright I gotta wear shades.
Me: I agree with that! Ninjas!
Naruto: Yay?
Sakura: …
Sasuke: …
Me: Um…we are losing viewers because of our contestants and judges…dang…well anyway…Next is Itachi Uchiha singing…-breaks out in laughter-
Itachi: I can see clearly now the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my w-- -falls off the stage-
Me: -can't stop laughing-
Naruto: -laughing hard-
Sakura: -laughing harder-
Sasuke: -Dieing from laughter-
Me: O-ok…heh…uh…Itachi?(o.o) Wu-oh…um…we need some medics in here! Let's take a break!
(Commercials later)
Me: Um…ok we all had out moment there…Next up is…oh we have two people. Hayate Gekkou and Genma singing…I can't say that…
Hayate & Genma: Versha Numa Numa yei
Me: - falls over laughing again-
Naruto&Sakura&Sasuke: (o.o)
Me: Ok…-deep breath- Woo. Now we have Rock Lee singing Kung fu fighting.
Rock Lee: Everybody was kung fu fighting.(Ha!) Those kids were fast as lightning.(Ha!) And it was a little bit-AH!
Me: Gaara! No Gaara! No killing! Sit! Stay! Freeze! GAH! Damn it Gaara!
(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Me: This is violent for a PG rated show…Well anyway…Next up on out list is…Kimmimaro Kaguya singing bodies…so…violent…
Kimmimaro: Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the…FLOOR!!!!
Me: OK! –Cough- ok…someone kick him off… Now…I think that's our show for this chapter…Yep! Ok! See you ne-
Naruto: What about the judges?!
Me: Fine…Ninja's?
Naruto: Um…Uh…er…ok I got nothing
Sakura: Then why did you ask?!
Sasuke: …
Me: Alright…let's end the show…Goodbye everyone! See you next chapter!