A/N: You guys are lucky I'm so prompt, I could have left you guys on the same cliffhanger for a long time. But, I've decided to be merciful and continue with it as quickly as possible.
I hope you all enjoy this particular chapter.
Oh and finally, the genre's, its missing one.
Beware the fluff
"Ah!" The three screamed as they fell from the sky. These three were young women, One a blonde, another with the resemblance of white, and one with brown hair. The blonde was the first to make contact with anything of the world. This "anything" being Sasuke's arms. Off to the other side, Joi had been repeatedly hopping into the way of Haku's countless attacks to the pair of Sasuke and Hana, A grin adorned upon her face. The final time Haku decided to take her out, and shot them at each of her vital points.
She stood ready, as if waiting to die, when Naruto tackled her out of the way. "Are you mad! You're going to get killed if you just stand there!" Joi, her face turning a complete shade of red realizing who was holding her, screamed "Naruto! You are my one true love!" This caused Joi to find herself on the ground, with an expression on the Uzumaki that would make anyone suffocate from laughter. Joi would have if it weren't for the fact that Haku sent some Senbon straight for Naruto.
Directly after Joi stated her love towards Naruto, Hana decided to follow suit. "Sasuke! You also are my one true love!" The Uchiha looked in confusion "Wha?" "Internet quizzes never lie, baby!"
During all of this, The brown-haired Kato landed between an angry Zabuza and Kakashi. Glancing back and forth between both of them, Kato couldn't help but begin to Twitch. "Not real," She whispered rather audibly, twitching violently "not real," she slurred her words as if for added effect.
Zabuza couldn't help but use this as another taunt towards Copy Ninja Kakashi. "Who's this Kakashi, another one of your fearless ninja?"
Kato lifted her hands in the air stating "No, I'm a crap ninja," waving her arms repeatedly,"and y'all ain't real"
"Ah!" Five more screams came from the air, as four teenagers and a sixteen year old fell from the sky.
"Ow! Shammit!" The teen male blonde screamed.
With this, a certain Hana flipped around "How do you know our word?" She questioned, as if afraid she was being stalked.
"Heya, your Hana!" David screamed, "Way to go with Sasuke!"
With this, the teen got drilled in the head by a blushing Uchiha.
"Don't hurt my Davey!" The female blonde screamed, as she rushed to his side.
Sasuke and Naruto doubled over in laughter. "Davey?" they both questioned simultaneously.
"Do you have a problem with that?" The female said, a canine snarl across her face. "Oh, and by the way, who's bleeding? 'Cause blood really gives me the creeps." She mentioned.
"I'm bleeding, and how did you know? It's not even showing through my shirt!" A confused Joi responded.
"I don't know, its just, I smell something I imagine would be like blood," she said.
"INUZAKA!" said David, as he fell backwards onto his back.
"Inu-whata?" The female questioned.
"Oh come on Allegra, your related to Kiba!"
"Who?"
"He's the guy who has the little puppy who can transform into a second him and then do that one really crazy move that totally destroys enemies and its just like 'wow you got owned' and then all-"
"Okay Davey, I get it" Allegra said, to stop him from rambling on for hours.
"Enough of this nonsense!" Haku yelled, throwing Senbon needles at the open Allegra.
David spun his legs in a circle, and deflected each, Suddenly, his eyes changed how they look, into a strange lavender colored circle.
"He's a, Hyuuga," Sasuke muttered under his breath.
David noticed himself in the mirrors and simply stated "Alright!" as he threw the Kunai at Haku. Even so, Haku still dodged the oncoming Kunai.
"Hey guys! I snuck in to save you!" Kato whispered to the others. "Believe it!" Joi added. "Ugh! You did not just say that!" she screamed as she pushed Joi. Joi, being stronger pushed Kato back in retaliation.
A certain Kato went flying towards Haku's ice mirrors, only to be caught by a certain Haku. "Are you okay?" He asked.
"Oh my god, you sound like such a chick. Can I cut your hair Haku?" She found herself on the ground.
A good thing, too, for a certain Uchiha's Kunai was headed straight for the pair. Blending back into the ice mirrors, he was safe again.
He yet again launched more Senbon needles at Naruto. Joi's reaction was to push him out of the way, knowing how the story goes. She held her arms up in defense within the crowded dome of ice, but when no pain came, she opened her eyes. She noticed that several bones were protruding from her arms, to form a shield to stop any pain from coming.
"This is righteous!" She screamed.
Several more Senbon needles went flying, straight for a certain Kato, after a previous incident that angered Haku easily. She stole the Kunai from David that he had previously stolen from Sasuke. She deflected each Senbon without even noticing. "What just happened...my eyes feel funny" She said. She looked towards her friends, who gave her a look of surprise. She then looked in the ice mirrors to see her eyes, Glowing red: The Sharingan.
"She's, an Uchiha," A surprised Sasuke stammered.
"Aw man! I've gotta be related to him! No offense Hana"
"None taken"
"He deserves it that emo little bas-" He found his girlfriends arms around his mouth as he screamed violently towards the confused Uchiha.
"What's an emo?" He questioned.
At this time a certain Hana was chasing David around the cylindrical prison while the other three girls in there were doubled over in laughter.
"Agh! I'm sorry! Just don't-"
Slap!
"-Slap me..." His voice trailed off.
Hana grinned triumphantly, "next time, don't mess with my man, or I'll mess you up."
With all this happening, Sasuke was easily distracted from what was really going on. His payment, Senbon lining from the tips of his fingers, to his shoulders, and all the way to the tip of his other fingers. He wasn't as phased as Haku would have hoped, for he immediately disappeared, and re-appeared shooting a fireball jutsu, singing the pants of Haku.
Hana whooped in joy, not realizing the next group of Senbon needles aimed towards her. With the others too far away (especially after David had gone to the opposite side of the ice mirrors to avoid her) the only one to save her was Sasuke. Just like in the show, Sasuke took the needles, but for a certain Hana instead of Naruto. "Why'd you do that Sasuke? You just met me!" She screamed.
"I don't know," He whispered hoarsely. "Just a reaction, I suppose. You should've seen your face. You looked like almost as much of a loser as Naruto." Wow, what a guy. His eyes closed, and Hana set him gently on the ground. She clenched her fists by her sides. Suddenly she raised her hands to the top of the dome.
"Hana, what are you doing?" Joi asked. "There's no time to be messing around!" And then she felt water drip on her face. Everyone looked up. The ice mirror that Hana was reaching for was melting.
A look of horror struck across Haku's face as he stared in disbelief, when finally his ice mirrors were reduced to nothing but a puddle on the ground. Now ready for the offensive, Hana got into a fighting stance, her hands like talons. She formed the water on the bridge into large spears of ice, and jutted them towards Haku. Before he could move out of the way, he found himself stuck between the icicles, unable to move, his mask had shattered.
"I am defeated," he exclaimed.
"Let him go Hana," Kato said quietly, "he's not a problem anymore."
During all this, like in the show, Gatou had shown up. Zabuza finally snapped and killed Gatou, only to die himself. With the fog subsiding, David and Allegra hugged, only to begin making out on the bridge. The others either stared with a sadistic grin, or a disgusted grimace. David looked up and spotted his three friends. Two were also hugging, but didn't go as far as making out. And another one was eyeing Zabuza's massive sword. "Bryan, don't even think about it." He shouted, seeing the merciless expression on his face. The eight new arrivals, along with Team 7 and Tazuna, all headed to Tazuna's small home.
A/N: Man I feel sorry for Tazuna's family, eight more mouth's to feed and they're poor enough already. Well, two more are on the way also, one a pink puffball that doesn't stop eating, and another a green-clad warrior. With this ending comment, it makes four pages total. So, This was basically a skim of the first chapter of Khazia's "The Three Otaku" story. With added bits from yours truly (man I've always wanted to say that.) Thanks for putting up with me yet again, and I'll keep you guys posted (I've wanted to say that too! Dreams really do come true:D.)