A Not So Overpowered Abomasnow

by The Average Mailman

Taco wanted to become the best like no one ever was. More like Abomasnow is the best there ever was! (Crappy summary) Comedy and a lot of humor as Taco and Abomasnow have fun with champions and toy with Youngster Joey. Swearing and all around fun.

2. Youngster Joey

Chapter 2: Abomasnow's Debut

People had always assumed Taco's pokemon team would be weak and fragile, as being held back three times never meant someone was very smart. That was until they met Abomasnow, Taco's first pokemon. People didn't understand what that Abomasnow was on. Poor Youngster Joey learned the hard way that Abomasnow was probably on steroids.
"Hey there newb! Ready to get beaten by my perfect Bidoof? It's in the top 1% of Bidoof, so you don't stand a chance."
Poor Youngster Joey's brain was the size of a cat's testicle and didn't understand that Abomasnow is the final evolution and therefore is most likely a very powerful pokemon. The next 30 seconds consisted of Youngster Joey watching in disbelief as his top 1% Bidoof was thrown into the ground before being Hammer Armed into five different trees. Let's not forget the fact that he was frozen by a Blizzard before being Frenzy Planted.
"So. How's life?" Taco said casually, as his Abomasnow beat the Bidoof more times than necessary. Youngster Joey's eye twitched before wetting up, as he watched his first pokemon being beaten past -HP.
"I-I-I guess it's been good." He said shakily, before his face lost its unnerved look and gained a look of determination. He returned Bidoof and raised a pokeball that had a sticker of a massive, pink heart.
"This is for Papa Juan and Mama Bertha!" He screeched in a high pitched voice, before throwing the pokeball as hard as he could into the sky. Turns out he could throw quite hard, as the pokeball disappeared from sight.
"Huh." Taco said, somewhat in disbelief a 11 year old kid could throw a pokeball that high.

-5 minutes later-

As both trainers finally saw the pokeball coming back down, they stood up and Taco waited in anticipation for the reveal. As the pokeball opened and revealed the pokemon inside, Taco's face contorted into inhuman rage at seeing the pokemon inside.
"ABOMASNOW! SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL ICE TYPE IS MADE OF!"

-1 minute later-

Taco raised his pokeball in satisfaction as he returned his Abomasnow, while on the other side, Youngster Joey was crying a river. On the ground was Articuno, utterly beaten to a pulp by the unnatural Abomasnow. Taco turned around and walked away in satisfaction, a smile on his face.