That awkward moment when you say something random just to see if your parents are paying attention and they wind up thinking it true:
"HEY BRUCE, I'M GOING TO WALLY'S HOUSE." Dick called to his adoptive dad (who was sitting right there).
"Alright." Bruce said without looking up from the documents he had spread out on the coffee table. Dick stopped in his tracks and turned to face him.
"That's it? No love ya, don't be out fast curfew, don't get arrested again?" Dick asked. Bruce still didn't look up but responded.
"Have fun."
At that moment a smirk crossed Dick's lips.
"Alright, be back at 3am, don't wait up, gonna score some drugs so if I come back later that's why, maybe gonna pick up some chicks, I don't know."
To this Bruce's head shot up.
"WHAT, HELL NO, NO SON OF MINE IS STAYING OUT PAST 3AM, AND OR GETTING HIGH!" He yelled.
"Dude, I was just kidding, just making sure you were paying attention." Dick snickered, Bruce only glared.
"Dick, a man can only take so many surprises." Bruce finally said.
"Sure, well I'll be back." Dick mumbled, walking out the door. Bruce followed.
"YOU BETTER BE BACK AT 9PM!"