Here is the new chapter…..I hope you all like it…..

The show starts…Kapil Sharma enters in his black suit and violet tie in Shahrukh khan style…..While Sidhu and crowd praise him…

Kapil: Dekhiye Sidhu Paaji abhi tak safaai nahi ki…Inke bharose rahu to ghar lutwaa de mera…..Sidhu Paaji duniyaa maanti hai mujhe…Duniya…Mere gharwaale…..Dhobi ka kutta yahi maant hai mujhe…

Sidhu: So sad so sad Kapil…..

Kapil: Aapko pata hai aaj maine meri magazine kisse bulaaya hai…..

Sidhu: Kisse bhai…..

Kapil: Ladko ki aur ladkiyon ki dono ki aankhen khuli ki khuli reh jaayengi aaj…Jo aaj mere magazine ke liye interview dene ko aa rahi hai…Unki laat ghuse thappar kaafi zordaar hote hai…Paaji iska matlab bilku nahi hai ki maine vo khaaye hai…..

Sidhu laughed aloud…..

Kapil: Paaji…..Ladkiyaan jab dusro ko maar rahi hoti hai to meri aisi hi nikal jaati hai…Sir maine aaj bulaaya hai CID Mumbai ki haseen adaakara…..Mallika e huzur…Miss Shreya Malhotra….Please welcome her…

Shreya entered in show…She was wearing violet coloured long dress…..Same as she wore in Painting ki chori…Kapil and the crowd welcome Shreya mam with huge round of applause while everyone is admiring her beauty…..

Shreya: Namastey…..Namastey….

Shreya gave the audience a sweet smile….While Kapil is just looking towards her…

Kapil: Shreya ji main to modern hoon…..I want a hug…..

Kapil spread his arms to hug her while she bends down and step aside…..

Shreya: Sidhu ji arz kiya hai…..

Sidhu: Irshaad irshaad…..

Shreya: Arz kiya hai Kapil ji…..Aapki hasrat…Aapki hasrat…..dua bann ke reh jaaye…..Uff yeah bedard kismet juaa bann ke reh jaaye…..Aap yun jo hum pe try maarte hai hum aapki bacho ki buaa bann ke reh jaaye…..

Shreya laugh aloud while the entire crowd gave her a huge round of applause…Kapil just looked towards her innocently…

Sidhu: Shreya ji ab hum bhi kuch sunaana chaahenge….

Shreya: Irshaad irshaad…..

Sidhu: Mumbai ke gulistaan mein jaa ke dekha…..Mumbai ke gulistaan mein jaa ke dekha…Na teri jaisi rangat hai na teri jaisi khushboo hai…Thoko taali…..

Kapil: Inko tareef karni aati nahi thoko taali…..Thoko taali kehte rehte hai…Shreya ji aap mere saath aayiye…..Aap to naraaz ho gayi lagta hai…..

Shreya: Kahaan Kapil ji ab aapne behan banaaya tha…Hum to rishta nibhaa rahe hai…..

Kapil: Aise rishte Shreya ji sirf Daya Sir ke saamne nibhaaye jaate hai…..I was joking man….You know I love you a lot…..

Shreya gave him a sweet smile…While he continue to flirt…..Here Daya Sir watching the show at his television…..Abhijeet Taarika and Purvi are seated there too…..

Purvi: I just wish ki main Kapil ji ke paas baithi hoti…..

Taarika: Mera to bahut mann tha par koi le jaaye to na…..

Abhijeet: Kissi ko le jaaya jaa raha tha par usse jaana hi nahi tha…..Ab dekho apni maashuka ko kissi aur ki baahon vo bhi live…..

Daya hits at Abhijeet's face…..

Daya: You are too much…..Ek to vaise hi mujhe acha nahi lag rahaa hai…..Aur tum ho ki…..

Taarika: Chodo na Daya vaise bhi ab tak to gate bhi band ho gaya hoga entry ka…..Ab tum bas yahi Shreya ki shaadi dekho vo bhi live…..

Abhirika high fi each other…..

Purvi: Sir vaise aapke liye gate todhna kaun si baat hai…..Aap chaahe to vahaan jaa ke bhi Shreya ka swayamvar dekh sakte hai vo bhi live…..

Abhirika and Purvi laugh aloud…..

Daya: Sab ke sab mile huye ho…..

Daya took his bike keys and starts going outside…..

Abhijeet: Kahaan jaa rahe ho?

Daya: Vo Chole bhature khaane jaa rahaa hoon…..Yahaan chaupaati ki famous hai…..

Taarika: Kaahe ki famous aisi ghatiya jagah se to sirf Shreya khaati hai…..Sirf uski favourite hai…..

Daya: Haan to…..Ab kya marne se pehle main Shreya ki favourite cheez nahi khaa sakta…..

Abhijeet: Arre hum pe kyun chilaa rahaa hai…..

Daya: Hatto yaar…..Tum dekho live…..Main jaa rahaa chole bhature khaane live….

Purvi: Sir par aapne…..

But Daya closed the door with thud…..

Purvi: Aapne ek paanv mein joota aur dusre mein sleeper daal rakhi hai…..

Taarika: Jaane de Purvi Comedy nights mein ek aur joker add ho gaya…..

Abhijeet laugh aloud…..

Here at comedy show…..

Kapil: Shreya ji aapko to duniya ka har ladka jaanta hai…Matlab ek aisi ladki jo dikhne mein to khoobsurat hai hi…..Aur kitni khoobsurati se…Arre kitni khoobsurati se uthaa ke patak kar jo chehre pe naksha(map) banaati hai…Ahaaaa…..Ahhhaaa kya kehna…So Shreya ji main poochna chaahta hoon ki aapki aisi kaun si quality ke chalte aapne Comedy nights mein aane ka plan banaaya…

Shreya smiled a bit while Sidhu gave a naughty look to Kapil…..

Shreya: Ab aapki kya tareef karun main Kapil ji…Logon ko hasaana kahaa jaata hai kudrat ka noor hai…Aap to upar waale ka vahi beshkeemati phool hai…..

Sidhu: Arre wah…Bhai CID officer hi nahi yeah to shayar bhi hai…..

Kapil: Ab main kya bataaun Sidhu Paaji main hoon hi itna handsome ki mujhe dekhte hi kaisi bhi ladki ho shaayar bann jaati hai…..

Shreya laughed aloud…..

Shreya: Sahi kahaa Kapil ji….

Kapil: Mam aapke saamne itna handsome naujawaan baitha so kaisa lag rahaa hai aapko…..

Shreya: Abhi tak dikha nahi…..To kaise bataaun kaisa lag rahaa hai…..

Kapil: Hahahaha…Kya bataaun Shreya ji aap ladkiyon ka yeah sense of humor hi hai jo le baithta hum ladko ka…..(Shreya smiled)…..Aaj main Shreya ji ke liye vo karna chaahta hoon jo maine aaj tak kissi ke liye nahi kiya…..

Shreya: Mujhe to sunn ke khushi ho rahi hai…..

Kapil: So here for you Shreya mam…..Kapil ki madhur awaaz mein…..

Kapil stands and while adjusting his mike…..

Kapil:

Gulabi aankhen jo teri dekhi
Sharabi ye dil ho gaya

Shreya: Aaye haaye…..

Shreya stands just beside him while Kapil held one of her hand and from other hand he held her waist…And they start a couple dance…..

Kapil:

Sambhalo mujhko o mere yaaron
Sambhalna mushqil ho gaya

Gulabi aankhen jo teri dekhi
Sharabi ye dil ho gaya

Kapil tries to fall at her while she smiled and dance with him…..

Sidhu: Kapil control bhai control…..

Kapil: Kya kare paaji janam se punjaabi nahi hota control…Kapil looked around…Vaise I am happy ki Daya Sir ne aane se manna kar diya…..Unke rehte huye kahaan khoobsurat ladkiyon ko taakne milta hai…..

Shreya: Kapil ji mujhe aaj itni achi raat mein…Itne boring logon ka naam nahi lete…..

Kapil: Achaa ji aap raat mein khwaab dekhe inhi boring logon ka…Aur humein…Humein naam lene ki bhi aazaadi nahi…..

Shreya laugh and blushed at same time…..

Kapil: Chaliye chodiye humein kaun sa haddiyon ke beech kabaab laana hai…..Forget Daya Sir…..Shreya mam I am here for you…..

Kapil is about to held Shreya's hand…When door of his house broke down at pieces…..Shreya and whole crowd looked towards the direction…..Kapil ran and hide behind Sidhu Paaji…While Shreya looked towards Daya…..He is in formal shirt that too is full of mud…And specially he is in sleeper and shoe…Daya while adjusting his shirt…..

Daya: Kahaan gaya yeah Kapil ka bacha…..

Kapil while hiding behind Sidhu Paaji…..

Kapil: Abhi huaa nahi hai…..Jab hoga tab aana ok bye good night…..

Daya: Teri to….

Shreya held his hand tightly and murmurs at the same time….

Shreya: Yahaan kya kar rahe hai aap?

Daya: Vo…..Main…..vo…Chole bhature khaane aaya tha…..

Shreya: Kya?Kuch bhi…..

Kapil: Humaare khud khaane ke laale padhe hai aapko kya khilaayenge ghar jaaye bye good night…..

Daya: Tum chup raho…..

Shreya: Kaise baat kar rahe hai aap mujhse Daya sir…..

Daya: Main tumse nahi Shreya…..Kapil…..

Shreya: Kapil ji…..Aayiye aap yahaan main bhi dekhhti aapko koi haath bhi kaise lagaata hai…..Yeah bhi koi tareeka hua logon ke ghar ka darwaaza tod daalo aur hero bano…..

Daya: Shreya tum khamakha gussa ho rahi ho…..

Shreya: Apna haal dekha hai aapne…..Aisa lag rahaa hai…..Bikhaari no 1 ki shooting ho rahi hai aur aap role ke liye aaye hai…..Yeah kya bann kea aye hai aap…Mujhe bataate to kam se kam achi dress to deti main aapko…..Kapil ji…..Kapil ji aap aa rahe hai yaa nahi…..

Kapil came outside while he is scared still…..

Shreya held Kapil's arms…..

Shreya: Aapko darne ki bilkul zaroorat nahi hai…..Main hoon aapke saath…..Let's start comedy nights….

Shreya made a face while sit with Kapil at sofa…..Daya looked towards them angrily….

Daya: O bhaisahab…..Vo meri jagah hai…Chalo vahaan baitho tum…..

Kapil goes and sit at his place while Daya sat beside Shreya mam…..

Kapil: Jab tak saans chal rahi hai main aapki kissi baat ka buraa nahi maanunga Daya Sir….

Shreya: Yeah kya badtameezi hai….

Daya: Kahaan ki badtameezi maine dekho to Kapil ke saare daant,…..Haath paanv sab salaamat hai…Nahi to aisa ho sakta hai ki koi tumhe chuye aur main usse zinda chod doon…..

Kapil: Ohoooo yeah hua na hero waala dialogue….

Shreya made a face…..While Daya laugh aloud…..She smiled lightly as she saw him smiling…..

Dareya: Let's start the journey of comedy nights…..

They smiled and look towards each other…..

So I end this chapter here…..I hope you like it…So kaisa lagaa aapko?Daya Sir ki entry ho gayi hai…..Ab kya hoga…..Kapil kaise karaayega Dareya se izhaar…Aur kya hoga jab CID team enter hogi iss show mein…Lot of fun but you have to wait…..And DO REVIEW…

KEEP LOVING DAREYA
YOUR'S ARDHCHAAYA