Her is the second chapter with two quotes! Enjoy have I have a good laugh!
Friends: will help you up as you fall
Best Friends: will laugh at you or sit/stand on you
"Odie, Neil get off me!" Archie yelled, annoyed at his two friends while glaring at his other friends.
"Why should we?" Odie asked snickering as he high-fived Neil.
"It is one thing that I accidentally and manly tripped over, it is also one thing that you guys are laughing!" Achrie yelled at Jay, Theresa, Atlanta and Herry for laughing and not doing anything about this current situation, "it is another that you and Neil are sitting on me and giving me no chance to stand up!" at that Archie started to kick around for the tenth time.
Friends: will make you a sandwich
Best Friends: will tell you to make it yourself
"Hey Odie, can you please make me a sandwich?" Herry asked Odie since he was the closest to the kitchen.
Odie began to scream in fright, which caused Jay to rush his way to the two men. When he made it down he saw Odie freaking out while Herry was sitting down confused. So Jay asked, "What's wrong? Is Cronus here?"
"Herry has legs!" Odie yelled, jumping away from Herry and make his way to Jay fear showing clearly in his eyes.
"So?" Herry asked confused, just wanting something to eat.
Ignoring Herry, Odie looked Jay in the eyes, "You know what that means?" Odie told Jay, his voice shaking.
"No, what?" Jay asked, completely lost and now trying to remember why he was here in the first place.
"It means.. It means..." Odie began dramatically, trying to find the right words to express what he really wanted to say, "it means he can make his own freaking sandwich!" at that Odie sat down again and resumed what he was doing.
Jay just shook his head and wondered how they were to save the world when things like this happened.