Reno: (plops onto a sofa and crosses his arms, pouting) Dude, this is no damn fair.
Zack: What's not fair?
Reno: What about those of us that're in Michelle-sensei's other fic, yo?
Everyone: …
Sephiroth: That is a good question. Why don't you ask her?
Reno: (shiver) You kidding, man? I value my life!
Yuffie: (giggle) aww c'mon, suck it up and deal with it! (pats Reno's shoulder)
Reno: She's scary, yo… T.T
Zack: (laughs) at least you don't have to screw Axel anym-
Reno: NEVER SPEAK OF IT! (goes to emo corner)
Michelle: (walks in with a huge mail bag and smiles innocently) Hello there people, you all ready?
Everyone: (groan)
Kadaj: (sigh) as ready as we're going to get, I'd think.
Michelle: Excellent! (digs into mail bag) Questions from KHGiggle.
Well, I got a couple of questions.
Hojo, are you related to Vexen (or Even as he used to be called)?
Genesis, why are Banora whites blue? For that matter, why are they called Banora whites when they aren't even white?
Hojo: Ah, do you know Even?
Michelle: I take it you know him?
Hojo: Of course, he was after all my apprentice until he turned twenty.
Everyone: O.o
Angeal: How old are you exactly?
Hojo: (shrug) Older than you. (grin)
Everyone: (shiver)
Michelle: Wow, that explains quite a bit about Even's character… Genesis?
Genesis: Does it really matter? They're called dumbapples for a reason.
Michelle: (Glares at Genesis)
Genesis: Erm, right… Y'know how real apples start green and turn red when they're ripe? Same concept. Now stop looking at me like that!
Michelle: Thank you Gen! (hugs Genesis)
Genesis: -_-' You hang out with the puppy too much.
Michelle and Zack: HEY!
Angeal: (Sighs, digs in bag, and hands Michelle another letter) Just keep going, Michelle-sensei.
Michelle: (Pout) Fine… (snatches note) Next from MiniRapier.
OMG YAY! There hasn't been one of these in a while! I got a question!
Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo, which of you takes longest in the bathroom in the morning? Yeah, I know, random but I was curious!
Reno, Rude, Elena, and Tseng, same question.
Cloud, Tifa, Vincent, Barret, and the rest of AVALANCHE, again same question.
Sephiroth, Genesis, and Angeal, same question for yet a fourth time.
BYE BYE!
Michelle: Okay, this is my fault for not sayin' it before, but send in questions via reviews, NOT MY INBOX.
Kadaj and Loz: (turns slowly to Yazoo)
Yazoo: …What? I don't take any longer than the two of you do!
Kadaj: Liar. -.-
Loz: (gets up and walks to bathroom)
Yazoo: Not a lie, it's true!
Kadaj: Yazoo, do you see your hair?
Yazoo: Of course, what of it?
Loz: (reenters room holding a small pink straightener) You take two hours every morning just to straighten your hair. TWO HOURS! It's annoying when nature calls for the rest of us… T.T
Yazoo: -/- T-that's not mine!
Kadaj: Yes it is.
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)
Yazoo: You're not supposed to rat out your brother! (kicks Reno out of emo corner)
Reno: HEY! That's my spot, yo!
Yazoo: Mine now, so go away. (listens to randomly playing punk rock music)
Everyone: -_-'
Michelle: Alrighty then. Tseng, Rude, Reno, and Elena.
Rude and Tseng: (points at Reno)
Elena and Reno: (points at Tseng)
Michelle: (Snicker) Rude's bald, so he's kinda out of the contest. And Elena has short hair…so which is it? Reno or Tseng?
Rude: (goes to bathroom)
Elena: …Tough call. They both have insanely long hair.
Reno and Tseng: (glance at each other) We don't take that long.
Rude: (scoffs and walks back into room, holding up two bottles) Black root touch up and red hair dye. (tosses Michelle the bottles)
Everyone: (gasp) O.O
Yuffie: Oh My Gosh, you dye your hair, Reno? I knew it! Hand over my gil, Cid!
Cid: Shiva fuckin' dammit! (gives Yuffie 20 gil)
Reno: I do not dye my hair! I can prove it, too!
Michelle: How?
Reno: (pulls Michelle away somewhere)
Everyone: …
Seph: Perhaps we should have stopped them.
Barret: (laughs) You kiddin'? He tries anythin' and the girl's gonna kill 'im!
Seph: …Good point.
Reno and Michelle: (walks back into room)
Michelle: It's natural. -/-
Reno: Told ya so! (smirks victoriously)
Everyone: …We won't even ask.
Michelle: Now you explain, Tseng.
Tseng: It's root color. What's wrong with that?
Michelle: How old are you? No way you're old enough for root coloring.
Tseng: On the contrary. I'm thirty-eight, after all.
Everyone but the Turks: You are? O.o
Michelle: Um, wow…shocking…you barely look twenty-six…
Tseng: (grins) And how old do you think Rude is, then?
Rude: Oh dear…
Michelle: Umm…Thirty-two?
Rude: …
Reno: (Snicker)
Elena: (giggle) Can we just move on before this turns into an age guessing contest?
Michelle: (smirk) If we must. Now it's AVALANCHE's turn!
AVALANCHE: (turns and looks at Vincent)
Vincent: …what?
Aerith: You take longer in the bathroom than me and Tifa put together.
Vincent: I do?
Cid: Yup. Hell, whattaya do in there?
Vincent: Well…does anyone have a comb?
Angeal: (gives a comb)
Vincent: (runs the comb through his hair, making it snap) My hair is difficult to untangle. You have no idea how many I've broken.
Everyone: O.o'
Angeal: …That was my favorite comb. T.T
Genesis: (scoffs) As if you don't have dozens more.
Michelle: And now the SOLDIER firsts!
Angeal: Isn't it obvious?
Genesis: Yeah, which of us has hair past their butt? And talks to it while he styles it?
Everyone: O.o
Zack: (snicker) Seph, you talk to your hair?
Seph: O-of course I don't!
Cloud: But you admit you take the longest?
Seph: Ye-NO! Exactly whose side are you on, Strife?
Cloud: (rolls eyes) The one that's winning.
Seph: …Fine, I take the longest, but I do not talk to my hair.
Genesis: (pulls out a recorder and presses play)
Aah, my lovely strands, don't you look beautiful today…A few brushes and a bit of conditioner and you'll be silver and shiny…Soft and untarnishable…
Everyone: (hysterically laughs)
Seph: O.O I hate you, Genesis… (joins Yazoo in emo corner)
Genesis: Love you too, Seph.
Michelle: (snicker) That's it for now, people. Hope you liked it, and make sure you ask some more questions.
Everyone: (groans)
Michelle: You can give them stuff too, if you want.
Everyone: :D
Michelle: Anyone wanna say the closing?
Genesis: Good bye.
Angeal: Good night.
Zack: AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :D
Cloud: …Alright, who gave Zack sugar?
Michelle: lol ^^