Boring Beginning?

Disclaimer: I don't anything. Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer and Invader Zim belongs to Viacom. This parody is protected by satire claus and what this is perfectly legal.

I was playing some vampire piggies on my GameSlave 2 as a taxi drove me to the airport by a bus. The temperature was the same in insert town because the writer of this one has lost money to even name it. I was wearing a black dress with grey sleeves, pink stockings, black buckled boots, and a skull pendant around my neck.

In somewhere that is a boring state from the northwest, a small town named Spoons under the clouds. It has lots of rain. I hated rain ever since whenever I was near a puddle, I always get wet in them. The town said it would a cheerful place where everyone was happy and full of love. Gross. I had to go there because of my dad, Prof. Membrane. He talked about spreading the science and technology to everyone in the world by starting in this town.

We arrived as I grabbed my bags and started to walk to my plane. I don't care much if I leave this stupid place, as long as I'm in the zone, then everything is just fine.

The plane took about four hours. Two stops and a car drive from dad to Spoons. I still played games throughout the whole thing which kept me going for now, even if I was with dad.

When I landed in Port Angels, it was raining. My teeth gritted as I pulled out my umbrella from one of my bags. I was entering in someone's nightmare worlds.

Dad was glad to see me come with him. He was a famous scientist to almost everyone in the world. Creating super toast, power energy generator (PEG for short), and almost made a robot that ended world hunger. Dad also has already registered me to skool. I really need to have something to get to skool besides walking, maybe a scooter or bike, I don't care.

Prof. Membrane gave me a hug as I got off the plane. "It's good to see you, my fine daughter," he said in a happy tone. "Still the same as always, how was your days at our old home?"

"Good I guess. Great to see you too, Dad," I replied, shrugging a little.

"I found a car for you, a good price too," he spoke when we were in the car.

"Am I too young to drive?" I asked him.

"Well it never hurts to be prepared now. Always look into the future!"

"Okay then,"

"You can always upgrade it if you want. I'm willing to do anything for you when I'm not in my work,"

"Sure, I guess,"

"I want you to be happy here Gaz. Maybe making a few friends here," he suggested. "Fine, I guess." Why would I be happy in Spoons? I don't want to suffer more from this. Even if I was old enough to drive, it has to be me in a race car beating others in the Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

Both of us were silent through the rest of the time. We also looked at the window too.

Everything was like in any other girl's mind. A beautiful place. Every single plant in every part of this place was green as grass.

Too green --- I think I'm going to be sick.

Soon, we made it to dad's place. It was a big, two-bedroom house he'd got with the money from his work. Parked on the street in front of the place was a truck. A red truck. Eh.

It didn't take long for me to get my stuff upstairs. I had a bedroom that was facing over the front yard. The desk had a computer with a phone next to it. A chair was there as well.

I should be happy that dad doesn't bother me much as I play my games. It's good to be by myself for now. Not even my brother is living in this house.

Spoon Skool had a lot of students. They had been together ever since they were born like their families have been when they came here.

I had a regular peach-white skin color, purple hair, squinted eyes (if my eyes go wide, then it's brown-amber eyes), round head, and other stuff that I don't want to say to you right now because I'm going to the next level of this game and I need to concentrate.

I was ready for skool. All dressed up, game in my pocket for lunch and after skool, and bags filled with skool supplies. I was never into make up like other girls. I thought it makes them look like a clown, and not the good kinds that don't smile.

I don't want anyone to get in my way of my games. They are often annoying with their voice. It fills me with a terrible rage. Tomorrow will be a horrible day at skool.

I slept fine. Outside was filled with thick fog from what's left with the rain. I ate some toast with dad. He then left to his job as I finished eating my breakfast.

It was still raining, but still is covered with my umbrella. I left the house and walked to skool. It was hard to find this place. There were chain-link fences that surrounded the playground.

I went to the front office to get directions to this place so I won't go around this skool like an idiot.

I went inside and grabbed my schedule. The lead staff member said every direction of what goes where in this school and went on to my first class. A with greenish blond hair was playing a GameSlave 2 and bragged on how he was the best gamer ever. The last time I saw him was in some trash can and he got a "Game Over" on his screen.

The class was not much the same as my old one. Mr. Elliot was talking about why he was being so happy. He had me introduced myself, after I told them, their seats were moved to the back. Most of students with a scared look on their face.

I was sitting on a table at lunch, playing my game by myself. The other kids moved away from me whenever they were close to me. My eyes then followed to something that was also green, but not as green as the plants.

Sitting at a table that was far from mine were a group of kids, different from the rest. Three boys and two girls. The one that got my attention was the green kid. Shorter than any guy I have seen, with lavender eyes and black hair that looked like it belonged to Elvis.

I went back to my games, hoping that they won't notice me. One of the girls from the other tables walked to me as she noticed when I saw those kids.

"That kid is Zim Cullen. The others are Sizz-Lorr, Tenn, Skoodge, and Tak. They all live together with Mr. Cullen and his wife." She said softly before she went back to her group.

"Weirdos," I muttered under my breath. "I know, those kids are creepy. They all live together in the same house!" screamed a blond girl named Jessica. What made me stop from pushing her was the game as I reached the boss battle. "At least the guy is nice to take care of them all." I muttered again. "They weren't living in Spoons for that long. I heard they have lived in a town called Irk two years ago."

I look back at the table. "So whose the stupid one?" I asked, pointing to the green kid. "That's Zim. He's a weird kid, but don't bother with him. He'll make you creepy too. Even creepier than before." She answered as I mashed my buttons hard on the last part. It wasn't long until they left together.

In Biology II, I spotted a familiar boy from lunch. It was Zim. As I almost pass by him, he slid his seat, which made a loud noise that made me jump. I glared at him. The guy glared back at me. He's got some guts, I'll give him that. Then I noticed that all of the other seats are taken. I moaned and then sat down beside Zim.

My eye twitched as I try not to make a scene as he leaned on me. If he dare made at least one breath on my skin, I'll make him black and green. I tried my best to listen to the teacher and not bother with this moron.

Quietly as the teacher was not looking, I kicked him in the shin, and Zim then moved away from me, in pain and tried his best not to scream. Before class had ended, I glared at him and he did the same to me. It was like a contest, but who would have won? The bell rang and the green kid left.

Then the same boy from this morning came to me. "Hey! You're Gazlene, right?" he asked. "Gaz," I corrected him. "That's a funny name. I'm Iggins!"

"Whatever,"

"Do you need help getting to the next level of your game?"

"No."

He then bragged on how Iggins is the greatest, then again, last saw him in the trash.

My last class was gym. I was the only one actually helping the team win since the other girls were scared of the ball or had their nails done.

The final bell rang and I finally was out of skool. Passing by the office, I saw Zim again talking to the receptionist. He was screaming and arguing with her about being in a different class at any other time besides the one he has. The green kid then was finished arguing with her, failing to get the lady persuaded. He passed by me and gave a low growl. I stuck my tongue out at him when Zim did that. He looked shocked then marched away, not looking back. "This guy is a real charmer," I muttered before I left. After I got home, I went to my bed and played games as usual.

Author's Notes: Sorry if this part is boring, but what do you expect? Twilight is hard to do since it's absolute pile of poop!! You try dealing with it!! Anyways, I hope to get better soon. Anyway, leave feedback. Critisms are also welcomed. Thanks.