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11. Make up nonsense rules and ask new recruits if there are following them.

"Wait, so you're saying that it's REQUIRED to bow down before SOLDIERS before missions and kiss their shoes?"

"Yep."

Messing with the infantrymen was always fun.

12. If a superior comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!" Then run out of the room screaming

It actually wasn't all that surprising considering how scary Sephiroth could be.

13. Get popcorn and throw at the 1sts, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things

"You were my brother Sephiroth! You were supposed to bring balance to force, not destroy it!"

14. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.

Once there was a decent size crowd around all looking up trying to figure out what he was looking at, Zack walked away without anyone noticing. No one ever did figure out what he had been staring at...

15. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"

He really freaked Genesis out, while Angeal just sighed and walked away thinking Why me?

16. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it

Angeal didn't let Zack into the kitchen alone after that.

17. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"

The Turks didn't even blink.

18. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song

And that's how Kunsel and Zack met.

19. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.

Another day, another trip to the doctor, still no signs of any mental illnesses. Angeal was starting to think HE was the one who was going insane...

20. Tape a walkie-talkie, hide it, and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

Genesis was becoming a frequent victim of Zack's pranks and antics.

Author's Notes

Ok so these are actually from itorchic's "333 and More Ways to get Kicked Out of HQ" that she said I could use (Thank you ^_^). # 13 is a quote from the Crisis Core parody done by Sonsofsatire on Youtube (I also recommend watching that), and 11 is also a tribute to a FF parody on youtube (I believe it's just called "Final Fantasy Parody"). Like I said I'm open to ideas and suggestions here, and if you want me to keep updating this I'm gonna need them. I'll be fine for at least one more chapter, but after that...