Golden Sun - 21st Century
Chgapter 1: Alex and The Psychotic Adepts
Tornado-Fawkes: Well here's Chapter 1!
Spleen-Monkie: Which we wrote during our Science lesson. You see? We're damaging our eduation for you so you better review!
Tornado-Fawkes: We don't own Golden Sun, Golden Sun The Lost Age, Futurama or anything. And I'm the property of Tegan.
Alex took in the new surroundings. Metal objects whirring past at great speeds, magical communication devices and metal birds in the sky. This was just crazy. Unimaginable. He was in a midst of chaos. Too much chaos.
'It's so different...so much has changed, since my time' Alex muttered
'Clever you' Tegan said in a sarcastic manner, smiling at Alex, who didn't return the smile.
'What year is this anyway?' Alex asked the other Adepts. (Cue 'One and Only song) Glen stepped forward with a smirk on his face
'The world of tomorrow!' he said dramatically, with his arms in the air.
'This isn't Futurama Glen' Lex said angrily (music cuts short), glaring at Glen, who immediately went quiet.
'And that is not year' Alex pouted 'All I demand is that I am informed of the year'
'It's the year 2007...or is it 2006? I'm not sure' Tegan said as Alex tutted 'Wait a moment, yeah it's the year 2007'
'The year 2007, Mercury it's been centuries' Alex said stunned 'Where did you find me?' he asked the other Adepts.
'We found you lying in a gutter' Tegan grinned 'We thought you were a hobo, so we thought we would poke you with sticks'
(Music starts again) 'But considering we found no booze and no smell of stale tobacco we kind of figured you weren't a hobo' Glen continued (Music stops)
'But you smell of dead rats though...and fear' Lex said darkly
'Dead rats?' Alex questioned, straightening his robes and smelling the sleeves 'Mercury I do'
'Ha! You just got owned...by Lex' Tegan yelled laughing, Lex scowled.
'You don't own me' Alex muttered,shooting Tegan a death glare. Tegan suddenly started to jump up and down.
'Ooh can we? she yelled 'Like a puppy?'
(Cue Chorus of One and Only) 'A puppy? Where?' Glen shouted with excitement.
'Glen there no puppies' Lex said firmly, Glen started to sniff and lowered his head. (Music stops)
'No, you cannot own me' Alex said firmly, he began to walk onto the road, unaware of an oncoming object, coming towards at a great speed. Alex screamed and leapt back into the alleyway.
'Ahh! Shiny demons!' Alex yelped
'Hey watch it you dick!' a voice yelled. Alex dived behind a bin and grabbed a nearby twig and held it up in a threatening manner at the cars.
'It's a car' Tegan said disgusted by Alex's actions
'A...car?' Alex asked
'Yes a car, basically you can travel in it' Lex said annoyed. Alex climbed to his feet and brushed the dirt from his robes.
'Anyway, I have evil plans of world domination I have to make and complete, I bid you good day' Alex said walking away, from the three Adepts as nothing had never happened.
(Music starts again) 'Hey! Wait!' Glen shouted to Alex, who stopped but didn't turn around (Music stops)
'We want to help you' Tegan called. Alex turned around.
'And tell me pray, why would I surround myself with three idiotic fifteen year olds?' Alex asked
'Well after that display with the car, you wouldn't be able to cope by yourself' Glen said smiling 'You'll need the help of the 'One and Only!' (Music starts)
(Music cuts out) 'And a single man cannot take over the world alone' Tegan continued
'And I'm actually -' Lex began
'Silence' Alex yelled 'I accept your proposel'
'Yay!' Tegan, Glen and Lex chorused 'High five!' (One and Only Chorus plays)
'Silence!' Alex shouted again (Music stops) 'We need a hideout, someone where people would never think to look, any suggestions?'
'Ooh ooh I know! Pick me! Pick me!' Tegan said with excitement, jumping up and down again
'Fine, whats your idea Tegan?' Alex sighed, running a hand through his blue hair.
'We can hideout at my place, no one will looks there. I have my own room...but there is one problem my mom's home' Tegan grinned
Alex smacked his head, and saw Glen and Lex nodding in agreement with Tegan. What was it with these people?
'Ugh...fine' Alex said settling for the idea
(Music plays) 'Ooh your mom makes the best chocolate chip cookies known to man Tegan' Glen said smiling
'Can we have booze too?' Lex asked Tegan
'Thats it I'm offically in hell' Alex moaned as Tegan grabbed his hand and pulled him along.
Tornado-Fawkes: Yay Chapter 1!
Spleen-Monkie: Awww Alex is so loveable, I just want to hug him
Alex: (screams) Nooooooooooo!!! (runs away)
Spleen-Monkie: (pouts)