Sakura Pov
"I don't like bunnies." I muttered angrily when Shino bowed down in front of me. Gaara nodded from beside me making me smile softly. Of course he'd be brilliant enough to agree with me. Shino is a freak of a child. I don't know why we bothered to adopt him. All this nonsense about bunnies...
"I just want a pet!" Shino growled we looked at him for a moment then decided he would probably set his spiders on the bunny. It would be a waste of time and money plus the bunny would only be one heck of a meal.
"Son, you are enough of a freak as it is. All these bugs are creeping out the neighbors." Gaara growled. I looked at the two for a moment then turned to my confused son.
"Bunnies are odd. What's up with their twitching noses and why do they need their eyesight to be so good with all those carrots?" I asked making both my boys look at me oddly for a moment.
"Just ignore your mother, Shino." Gaara sighed turning away. He still doesn't accept Shino as his kid but when push comes to shove... he loves the idea of making fun of me and him with this. Punishments are also a great way for him to get rid of all his built up stress.
"Do you really want to say that, Gaara? Or do you want me to introduce you to yet another anime?" I asked him with a daring expression. He turned around to look at me with a bewildered look on his features. I smiled at this and knew for a matter of fact that I have won this competition.
"Yeah, yeah... child abuse I get it." Shino growled and turned around to leave. We watched him go for a moment then turned on our Wii to get to netflix and watch the new anime series I found. The Best Student Council... is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
"Okay... so what is this?" Gaara asked once he saw the puppet. I ignored him completely and watched with wide childlike eyes. Who cares if my husband doesn't appreciate my taste in anime? Well he does but I guess not for this one.
"Keep watching!" I growled out not willing to let him ruin my fun. We sat there together for a moment longer then turned off the television. A scream was echoing from the room next door. We ran out of our bedroom into our child's room.
Shino was pressed against the wall with a face as white as a sheet. He looked at us with a look of horror... "The bunnies..." He whispered then fainted on the spot.
"I told you." I growled at my stupid husband. He just glared.
Gaara Pov
I understand that sometimes the world is placed into chaos and my wife is right. This is one of those times. I waited for a moment then left the room. "I'm going out for a while." I sighed and left the house. I need to give Sakura some space before she decides that this is the perfect opportunity to take over the world.
I mean, just realizing that she's right should do the trick. I scowled then ran into a girl. She wasn't just any girl... Long red hair and red eyes. Obviously working for Sound but who cares? I may be married but I'm not a liar. This girl is hot sure but not enough to where I'd risk my life for her. There's just no way.
"Hey there, Gaara." She grinned making me blink in surprise then nod. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she'd know my name. A lot of people do since I'm the Kazekage of the Sand. Normal and a bit strange. I like my job just not the random people I don't know who know my name. That's just scary and wrong.
"Who are you?" I asked harshly wanting to get past her quick. The sooner I buy chocolate and a rose for Sakura the longer I don't have to deal with her ranting. Plus, I get to seem like the perfect husband. It's an added bonus.
"I'm Tayuya. I used to work for Orochimaru until he died and now I'm free... free to like you of course." She smirked and then all went black... aw crap. Fangirl.
I woke up in pure darkness wondering what had happened to me. I'm not used to the world turning black after seeing a pretty girl. I was tied up letting me know I've been kidnapped yet again. I'm so done with all this stupid kidnapping. Can't an assassin or the enemy do it at some point? The only people who ever kidnap us are fans or friends. Both of which are dangerous. Especially Sakura's.
Considering the leader was able to infiltrate our house...
"Hello Gaara..." A sweet voice whispered from within the room. I paled thinking of what Sakura will probably do to me. Somehow this is always my fault. I don't know why.
"Go away please and let me wait for my wife to show up." I muttered and closed my eyes wanting to sleep until she gets here. This may be the only moment of peace I'll get for the next couple of months knowing our lives. I could feel Tayuya's glares. I could care less. Sakura is scarier then some deranged kidnapper.
"No! You're mine!" The woman shouted making me sigh then start to think about the anime Sakura introduced me to. Some insane puppet with an idiot. Kind of original unless you take away the puppet. Every anime seems to have an idiot these days... ow... what did she do... now?
Sakura Pov
I turned to the annoyed Shino. "My Gaara senses are tingling. I think he's been kidnapped." I grinned and ran forward.
"Why do you seem so happy about this?" Shino asked with a sigh. I turned and smiled at him.
"It's because I get to destroy his manliness once more!" I shouted happily and then left the house. The streets were dark and deserted making me become ecstatic with anticipation. That's when I realized something scary. Gaara's fangirls aren't outside the house. Even if he isn't inside someone is always waiting for him to come home... what happened?
I rushed forward through the streets listening to the sound of nothing since everyone else was inside having a cozy night at home. I miss my husband... weren't we going to finish this anime together? I glared and ran faster hurrying. We need to finish this anime before we lose our adrenaline for it and wind up having to force ourselves to watch it!
I noticed an abandoned warehouse outside of town making me sigh. It can't be this predictable can it? I can imagine the kidnapper could be this stupid if only because she thought that she's strong enough to take me. I knew it was a she because of the I 3 Gaara posters outside. Okay so this is the most obvious place to look for him.
I entered the building listening to some girl talk in a threateningly soft voice. "Just let me go home before she beats you up and drags me there." My husband sighed from the room next door. I walked over and saw them both locked up in a cage. Sure it looked like she had the key but it was still pretty stupid. Even with Gaara bound up to a chair, it's not like it'll stop him all that much. He's a tough fella.
I rushed in and walked up to the cage. Gaara spotted me and bent forward biting the keys at her waist before falling to the ground with his chair in front of me. I bent down and took the keys then unlocked them both.
"Okay so you are bordering stupid when it comes to kidnapping freaks." I said with a casual smirk.
"Shut up and fight me if you're going to talk all tough." The redhead growled making me rush forward and punch her. She barely blocked it but the hit still connected and hurt. I could tell by the tears in her eyes.
"I don't want to ruin that pretty little face." I smiled and got ready to hit her again. The girl's eyes widened then she ran to the back of the cage.
"Take him and go." She sighed in defeat making me smirk at her pathetic features.
"You're lucky we're late for a very important date." I grinned then untied my husband and helped him up off the floor.
Gaara Pov
"Why didn't they realize the puppet was alive?" I asked feeling dumbfounded. She smiled at that and kissed my cheek before getting ready to fall asleep. I couldn't blame her after all her fighting and bunny talks today.
"Because the puppet is awesome like that. Alright what should we do next?" She asked looking bored. I looked at her for a moment and desperatly tried to come up with something to keep her entertained. When Sakura's bored the world just ends. There's no delay, no momentary lapse... it just blows.
I don't want the world to end just yet.
"How about we go visit Neji? Naruto's gotta be driving him insane by now. I mean, a year with not even a single date?" I asked hoping she'd listen. Okay... so my voice was kind of sore because of how many words I used in that single sentence... but hey, I'm trying to save the world.
"Okay! Then maybe we can play match maker!" Sakura cheered making me look at her like she was insaner. I haven't given her this look for a while. I don't know if I should be impressed or disappointed.
"No. You and I playing match maker? Can we even stick around that long instead of being kidnapped?" I asked her angrily knowing full well this is all true. We are ALWAYS getting kidnapped and we're never in danger of anything more than rabid fans or derranged people of the same gender.
"How about we kidnap them?" She asked. I rolled my eyes then thought about it. Our house is big enough to where we could hide them in some abandoned room for a while. Each one in a different room. They have that string thing that hangs down from the ceiling with the single light bulb like on interragation shows.
It could work.
"Let's give it a couple days." I sighed trying to dissuade her while I can. If I wasn't a laid back kazekage with a stupid son and an incredibly insane wife then this would probably work. Shino walked into our room with a large grin on his face. I knew then that the stupid brat is going to go against me.
"I knew I would get you to help me out!" My wife shouted happily.
Crap.