Ino: I am Kumuru

Choji: I'm the Troll guy who is unimportant. *Sweat Drop*

Neb: I do not own Naruto or Rosario Vampire

Shikamaru: Review to your Heart's Content

Naruto: Believe It *Flies Away*

Ch. 2

Shikamaru sat in class thinking about what happened earlier. Who is that girl and why does she keep looking at him hungrily. She wasn't the only one, for the rest of the class was sniffing the air and staring at him. "Hey, are you guys even listening to me… everyone I want you to stand up for the rest of the class," the teacher yelled angrily causing her cat ears and tail to show.

"Yes Ms. Tsunade," the class replied as they all stood up. Shikamaru groaned and then stood up with the rest of the class.

"Troublesome," he groaned under his breath. Everyone stared at him in amazement and pity. Shikamaru was about to speak up, but then a chair hit him in the face.

"That's it Mr. Nara, you will spend the rest of the day outside of the class," Tsunade screamed. Shikamaru got up and hurried out of the class before he heard Tsunade yell at another student.

"Go to hell bitch," the red headed vampire yelled before exiting the class room.

"What do you want," Shikamaru yawned? She grabbed him by the shirt and bit into his neck once again.

"Remember this, you belong to me now, so suck up your lazy ass attitude or I'll send you to f****** hell," she cursed back.

"Troublesome woman," Shikamaru replied before walking away.

"My name is Tayuya," she screamed before tackling into him. Shikamaru was shocked by how strong she was.

"Is everyone in this school a monster," he growled.

"Yea you idiot, don't tell me you're a human," she laughed. When no response came she panicked. "We need to get you a work out, a new sent, maybe a potion that'll make cat ears or something stick out of you, so we can pretend it's an accident," she listed before grabbing his arm and pulling him off.

"Hey you their why are you hanging out with this red headed bimbo," a girl laughed.

"The F*** did you call me," Tayuya shouted angrily. A blond girl standing next to a round guy gave her a nasty look. She grabbed Shikamaru and pulled him in her breasts.

"You would prefer to be in my company," Ino purred.

"Ino, don't waste your time with this looser," the round one laughed.

"Shut up Choji," Ino growled.

"Why don't you make me," he snarled back.

"Hey that kid smells delicious, I want to eat him," Choji deduced with a smile.

"Gay," Tayuya spat pissing off Choji. Choji tackled into him sending them both out of a window. Tayuya and Ino both jumped out after them. No wait a minute, Ino… is flying. Shikamaru's eyes widened when Choji turned into a giant troll monster and punched him so he would fly faster towards the ground.

"Why did I get tackled, I never said anything...This is it," Shikamaru thought as his life flashed before his eyes.

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Tayuya had caught Shikamaru when they landed. From impact Shikamaru's hand knocked off her necklace. Both Ino and Choji were shocked when a woman with white long hair and sharp teeth appeared in front of them. She was twice as well developed as Ino and the shadows around her were chanting as her skin became darker.

"I am a Shadow Vampire, and It's time you learned your place," she yelled before kicking both of them away….

"The Succubus and the Troll only lasted half a second to her powerful kicks, Believe it," the bat announced.