DISCLAIMER : I do not own Kingdom Hearts
Ah... Sorry for the late update, there was something wrong with my laptop. And there still is.
LARXENE
"Hey, Larx, kissing Axel lately?" Xigbar snickered, showing a row of his crooked yellow teeth. It was blinding my eyes.
A second later Xigbar was pinned on the wall by ninja knives. Serves him right. I'm not letting him go for another three days.
"Hey, Xiggy, getting pinned to the wall lately?" I roared with laughter.
I turned to see Demyx in the corner with a scared look on his face. His lips were trembling and he face seemed to be out of colour.
"Um, I'll be leaving now," he said, in a slightly shaky voice.
Not so fast.
"This is ALL YOUR FAULT. You are so dead, water baby. You'd be wishing you were never born."
Demyx ran and I chased after him. He was pretty darn fast for a water baby.
I was chasing after him up and down the castle for God-knows-how-many hours. I was starting to lose my steam. No, no, I can't let that happen.
I almost got to him when someone walking right in the direction that I was running to. I slowed down but it was too late. A flash of red and there was a major Thud! and I had landed on someone's, er, no one's body.
"Oww! What the hell? Get outta my way!" I screeched, my head throbbing in pain.
"You're the one who was in my way."
I'd know that deep voice from anywhere. It was Axel. I was on top of Axel. For all the other nobodys here, I landed on top of him. Him, and his warm body. Hmm, I wonder what happened to his spiky hair now that he's on the floor.
I tried to get up but, too late. Axel had his arms around me. I struggled free but his arms were a death grip.
"Hah. You're not going anywhere," Axel said.
"Let me go you jackass!"
"Now that's very polite, isn't it? I'm not letting you go until you beg for it."
"I'd rather eat a hedgehog."
"Okay," Axel said and hugged me tighter. I could feel the warmness of his chest as it touched mine. Mmmm...purr...purr...
"Fine. PLEASE." I bellowed in his ear.
"Ouch," Axel said, wincing. "Say it s-l-o-w-l-y and say it like you mean it."
I sighed. This is so getting out of hand.
"Please, pretty please with the cherry on top, let me go, please?" I pleaded with my most girlish voice ever. Ugh, why do even put up with this guy?
I mean, besides being a total hottie and a great kisser he's such a loser. Wait – did I just say that?
Axel chuckled and said, "Alright, I'm letting you go."
Before letting me go he let a soft kiss on my forehead.
What the friggin' hell? I could feel my cheeks burning. From rage, I told myself. I felt as if I was electrified.
As soon as he let me go I kicked him in the gut and went to continue the killing-Demyx mission. I thought I heard a groan from behind me as I went.
AXEL
The scene played over and over again in my head. I could still feel Larxene's soft gentle lips touching mine. How her mouth tasted like honey toothpaste. How her hair smelled like lemon soap. How sexy her PJs were. Most importantly, how she didn't resist on kissing me back.
Oh god. I've got it bad. And I don't even have a heart.
I sighed and rolled out of my bed. I ran my fingers through my hard red hair. I turned to the window and watched the cold dark scenery from outside the castle.
"Larxene," I said and smiled.
I let my thoughts wonder of by itself until I heard footsteps and somebody, er, I mean, nobody, saying, "Run, run away!"
"Demyx."
I walked out of the room to the sound of the voice. It seemed that Demyx had run away. But why? Eh, why do I even bother?
I was about to walk back to my room, when, suddenly a flash of yellow ran towards my direction and I fell the floor, the thing that crashed into me was sprawled on my chest.
"Oww! What the hell? Get outta my way!"
"You're the one who was in my way," I said as I wrapped my arms around Larxene's waist. Ah, cuddling is nice, indeed.
She struggled free but my arms were too strong for her body.
"Hah. You're not going anywhere."
"Let me go you jackass!"
"Now that's very polite, isn't it? I'm not letting you go until you beg for it."
"I'd rather eat a hedgehog."
"Okay," I said, and hugged her tighter. Hehe. This is fun.
She glared at me and said,"Fine, PLEASE."
That was fine I guess. If only she didn't shout it VERY LOUDLY in my ear. Bloody hell, that's what Luxord would say.
"Ouch," I said, wincing. "Say it s-l-o-w-l-y and say it like you mean it."
Larxene sighed. Her breath brushed gently on my face. It smelled like...tacos.
"Please, pretty please with the cherry on top, let me go, please?" she said, pleadingly. It was obviously fake, but it was worth it.
I let out a small laugh at my own victory.
"Alright, I'm letting you go," I said and let a small kiss on the forehead.
Larxene's face burned as red as my hair. I let her go and she stood up.
I was about to get up as well, until she kicked me in the gut. And her boots have heels!
I groaned, rolled over, my tummy to painful for me to get up as Larxene went.
Okay? Pretty short, I know. I'll try better. Review? :D