I am really really really darn sorry! Oh god I am sorry! I was lazy and very sick and computer a douche!Sorry D:
But anyway! The story you all have Been waiting. Now please don't kill me :c
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Jumping to Kagamis P.O.V (or you know. Where he is)
'Damn.'
'The teacher was sure late.' Thought Kagami as he sat there elbow on the table, leaning to his palm. His eyes were a little droopy as he glanced at the clock. Precisely counting - as he had SOME math skills from elementary school - that the teacher was over 25 minutes late. It was extremely weird, because when the school bells ringed the teacher would always come 10 minutes from it and this was strange. Even he with his poor observation skills he could make out that this was totally weird. ' Oh well... not to dwell on it too much.' He said as he soon closed his eyes and started to slowly.. slowly drift to sleep.
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BAM!
Kagamis head shot up. With his eyes wide open he scanned for the cause of the big noise and he found a very, very, very disturbing, shocking or funny sight and Kagami thought that his eyes couldn't even get wider as he saw, that there. Standing on the doorway was his own Shadow and partner. Kuroko Tetsuya dressed as a female teacher. With a white V neck shirt underneath seems to be what?! Two melons to make it look like he has boobs?! And then with a low black skirt and too big black high heels that looked very big to his legs. He had also glasses on his face to make him look.. Professional? And gladly he didn't have a wig or anything. So that's how he recognized the shadow. Even though he didn't want to believe it...
''What the...'' he couldn't even finish the sentence.
Readers P.O.V
When Kuroko walked in the class he was the center of the attention.
As the teal haired - supposedly male sloppily walked towards the desk and when he was there he sat on the desk and by accident stretched his legs apart in his drunken state and as he had a low skirt it showed the whole class his underwear that was - surprise surprise - a thong. The whole class furiously blushed. All who had decency looked away to the teal heads face avoiding to make eye contact with the said thong - and those who weren't decent were the girls and few guys who were still looking at his underwear
Kuroko opened his mouth ''Hey students. I will teach you some nice things today Ok. Now don't worry.. you know.. worry about the umm.. other teacher I think.. so I mean don't worry about that teacher, cuz he got into an accident. So kind of I am teaching you now...'' His words were quite impolite, slurry and messy as he was quite drunk. ''So today we are learning the heck I want. So got your fucking math books and and biology books. I am gonna teach you some shit.'' He paused taking a breath. ''And whoever doesn't take out my assigned book thingy will be nicely punished~'' The phantom bit his lip. Making the word punished a very nice words to the horny teenagers and that of course led to only few taking out their books.
If you were wondering what Kagami was doing. Well. Taking nicely out his books and praying that this is a nightmare or that it was someone else and why isn't he going in and stopping the phantom - or taking photos?- well of course he was too shocked. It was too shocking to him to make a move.
''Now I would do an educational thing and that I will do. Now. Open your some number page and just stare at it and think I am actually talking about that.'' Kuroko watched with his eyes around as people turned the page to a random page and then he continued. ''Now as you can see. Babies are not made by chocolate nor milk.'' He paused and then mumbled to himself. ''Doesn't milk look like sperm? Well what fuck ever.'' he continued on a loud voice. ''Where I left off! So. Do you know where babies come from? Your assholes you know now that might sound bad but no! I mean I am lying damn it. Like umm it would hurt I think... Cuz kind of when you poop out the baby poop and then it just transforms to a baby.'' Kuroko stood got off the desk very professionally. ''It would like kind of hurt.'' He went to the board. ''The lesson of the day.'' He started writing Poop babies ''Now that might sound childish I know I know you dickheads.'' He paused. ''BUT! It's true. I have tried it. I mean no. I mean yes. I think yes but then I want to say no...'' He paused again putting two fingers on his chin. ''Then again that sounds so lame. Like what the hell is with Poop Babies? So damn lame.''
He started writing again. ''Now let's not think about the lesson I did there. Erase that from your heads or else gonna cut it, but now..'' he turned to the class. ''Let me tell you something that your parents didn't tell you about..'' His expression turned to serious. ''That you... my friends or students...'' the anticipation. ''Are gay.''
Silence..
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And then the teal haired male starting running awkwardly because of his drunken stupor out of the class while laughing he also nicely fell because of his high heels and so he took them off and started running again to know where.
And well Kagami.. was well kind of still shocked. Very very shocked..
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Well I am kind of sorry if this is unfunny and Kuroko is OOC. BUT! I can explain why Kuroko is so OOC, cuz he is drunk and I am really sorry if you expected more of me. I am sorry I will go hide there please don't kill meeee~ :C
Also this was kind of short sorry - not sorry I mean I am and I mean damn it go get a cookie..
Btw : I am sorry if Kagami didn't do much and I mean this chapter seemed too childish I dunno.. but there is more childishness in the next chapter.
Oh yeah and PS: There was a lovely reminder there that PM;mmed me. Thanks :D I am still continuing. Sorry about the wait XDD
PSS: Now if you see grammar mistake when Kuroko speaks it's because I meant to make it look like that as he is drunk.