Across from the love birds, the rest of the group stood around making awkward small talk amongst themselves. "You nerds are so lame!" Laura exclaimed, pointedly flipping her long blonde hair for emphasis "You know when my friends and I were you age we were never this boring. In fact, my graduating weekend I set the record for most topless rope swings ever." She slightly shimmied her chest subconsciously as she bragged.
Fez instinctively looked at her chest longingly, as Hyde pretend to cough "Slut!". Laura rolled her eyes before slinking away towards the fire. Hyde and Kelso snickered as they went back to the van to find their hidden stash of weed. Fez stood between Jackie and Laura, suddenly aware of the fact that he was standing next to the two girls of his most frequent daydreams. Jackie, who had been a close friend and he had grown close to after her break up with Kelso, and Laura, the well-endowed blonde who had a long reputation of taking her top off with the flimsiest excuse.
Fez quickly begin running through all the possible ways he could try to convince them to join in on a threesome with him, when Laura quickly interrupted "Well this has been fun but I'm headed to the Lake". She turned before anyone could react and began sauntering towards the woods in the direction of the water.
Laurie slipped into the shadow of the woods where no one could see her, but Fez's mind was racing with images of her swinging topless into the water. Hyde and Kelso were busy tearing the van apart trying to find their stash and oblivious to anything also going on.
Fez had spent countless days fantasizing about what lay under Laurie's shirts and he could barely believe those jugs would be right there in the open, no less bouncing about and soaking wet. Fez's excitement was only dampened by the sight of Jackie sitting through by the fire looking very lonely, this was the chance to finally win her over that he had been waiting for. After all what was more romantic than a campfire under the stars on one of the most important nights of their teenage lives. Fez looked back at forest as he could still hear her perky ass starting to make its way through the woods; he suddenly imagined how good it would look in a pair of wet panties. Come on boy, you need to make a choice right now Fez thought to himself Jackie or boobs? Jackie or boobs? Jackie or bobs?
"I choose boobs!" Fez blurted out, startling and disturbing Jackie in the process as he began eagerly heading in the direction of where Laura had gone just moments ago.